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BLZrizz
08-31-2021, 01:45 PM
This is kind of just a for fun rundown of the types of folks I've transacted with over the years. People aren't the same archetype all the time, and can move based on conditions, circumstances, etc. Some are likely hybrids of these.

1. The Blue Whale - these guys are crypto magnates, business owners, entrepreneurs, etc. They're not particularly price sensitive. They know what they want, and are willing to pay for it. They won't burn money on purpose, but if your ask is in the realm of sanity they will pony up. They almost always come with firm offers, and their communication to transaction ratio is near 1:1. If they reach out, you are probably getting a deal done. Some are very secretive (e.g. paypal done through an LLC so you never know their real name), and their secrecy level is likely proportional to their IRL wealth. Recoupment/resale is largely irrelevant to them. if GS4 closes tomorrow (with their 6 figure real world dollars of GS4 assets) they will shrug and take another sip of their kopi luwak coffee. These are the guys dropping 3m-7m bloodscrip on stuff without nary a thought.

2. Old Money - These guys have been playing GS continuously or near so for a very long time. They have had the time to amass GS assets over long periods. Some are in the process of cashing out. They know item values, qualities, and provenance well, and are also highly likely to come with hard numbers. Due to their longevity and level of GS assets, their spending can rival that of the whales. Also high communication to deal ratio: if they reach out, odds are you will be able to hammer out a deal (51+%). Some of these guys are chronic merchants and some are “black holes”. Recoupment sales are of greater importance than the blue whales but not a significant concern.

3. Tire-kickers/New Money – this class has the ability (or the credit) to spend occasionally on items, and will drop $1-3k on a special item as a splurge. They are generally price sensitive and will want to get a good deal, but will ultimately pay if it’s an item they have been looking for. Recoupment costs are very important, and the ability to resell is a significant consideration. Communication to deal ratio is about 2:1, or 50% or so odds that a deal will happen if you start talking.

4. Time-wasters/Window shoppers – the squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease. This group sends out a lot of PMs, chats, and thoughts with questions, "what are you asking" messages, and teases (e.g. “so 200m for that falchion huh? Sounds interesting…”). They are flaky, and getting a firm offer out of them is like pulling teeth. They are just as likely to ghost you as they are to reply and this class has a high likelihood of backing out of an agreed deal. They are highly price sensitive, and their communication to deal ratio is 10:1, i.e. when they reach out it’s less than 10% odds you actually get a deal done.

5. The GS4 livelihood guy. This last class of folks run GS4 like a business. 14 accounts, book resale, merchanting, bounty point sweatshop, premium point resale, etc. Dealing with them is like dealing with Carmax – you can get cash in hand now with less hassle, but always less than if you took the time to sell it yourself. They are very price sensitive as they evaluate based on business margin principles, but they are largely easy to deal with. They buy at wholesale and sell at retail. If you’re ok with that, the transaction generally goes well. Very good communication to deal ratio, as they make money on volume. Every deal is a profit to these folks and that’s not a bad thing.

Any ones I missed?

dzulthu
08-31-2021, 04:48 PM
The pauper ;)

Merzbow
08-31-2021, 04:59 PM
1. The Blue Whale - these guys are crypto magnates, business owners, entrepreneurs, etc. They're not particularly price sensitive. They know what they want, and are willing they will pay for it. They won't burn money on purpose, but if your ask is in the realm of sanity they will pony up. They almost always come with firm offers, and their communication to transaction ratio is near 1:1. If they reach out, you are probably getting a deal done. Some are very secretive (e.g. paypal done through a LLC so you never know their real name), and their secrecy level is likely proportional to their IRL wealth. Recoupment/resale is largely irrelevant to them. if GS4 closes tomorrow (with their 6 real world dollar figures of GS4 assets) they will shrug and take another sip of their kopi luwak coffe. These are the guys dropping 3m-7m bloodscrip on stuff without nary a thought.


https://unorthodoxventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/meaning_of_life.jpg

mgoddess
08-31-2021, 05:59 PM
The pauper ;)

This!

Luntz
08-31-2021, 06:41 PM
forgot one off the list

6. The Bitch ass Queermo - every customer til they prove otherwise


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jp8xVClkBQ

BLZrizz
08-31-2021, 06:45 PM
The pauper ;)

How could I forget?

6. The pauper. Good natured and possessed of a pure, child-like love of Gemstone, the real world prevents the pauper from indulging like he or she really wants to. Perhaps it's limited financial circumstances or an overbearing spouse, but "life" limits the pauper to yes (gasp), a single basic account. He has earned every silver in-game and has inventory items that aren't max light. The giftbox entries are his only peek into the good (GS) life. He is the guy that offers you 947k for your 1m 6x veil iron falchion, a steep upgrade from his 5x one that he got a year ago. When he says that is all he has, he means it. Good communication to transaction ratio because, if you're a nice person, you just end up giving him the thing.

BriarFox
08-31-2021, 06:59 PM
This was a hilarious and clever read!

hamsquatch
08-31-2021, 07:25 PM
I tried to figure out where I fit and now I’m just self conscious.

Mr. Dallas
08-31-2021, 07:25 PM
Well done!

dzulthu
08-31-2021, 07:33 PM
How could I forget?

6. The pauper. Good natured and possessed of a pure, child-like love of Gemstone, the real world prevents the pauper from indulging like he or she really wants to. Perhaps it's limited financial circumstances or an overbearing spouse, but "life" limits the pauper to yes (gasp), a single basic account. He has earned every silver in-game and has inventory items that aren't max light. The giftbox entries are his only peek into the good (GS) life. He is the guy that offers you 947k for your 1m 6x veil iron falchion, a steep upgrade from his 5x one that he got a year ago. When he says that is all he has, he means it. Good communication to transaction ratio because, if you're a nice person, you just end up giving him the thing.

that...was pretty dope

stormcrow
08-31-2021, 08:09 PM
Funny Tsin was all 5 of these.

Methais
08-31-2021, 08:19 PM
How could I forget?

6. The pauper. Good natured and possessed of a pure, child-like love of Gemstone, the real world prevents the pauper from indulging like he or she really wants to. Perhaps it's limited financial circumstances or an overbearing spouse, but "life" limits the pauper to yes (gasp), a single basic account. He has earned every silver in-game and has inventory items that aren't max light. The giftbox entries are his only peek into the good (GS) life. He is the guy that offers you 947k for your 1m 6x veil iron falchion, a steep upgrade from his 5x one that he got a year ago. When he says that is all he has, he means it. Good communication to transaction ratio because, if you're a nice person, you just end up giving him the thing.

There’s also the sub-class of the pauper, the Sob Story Pauper, which is pretty much the pauper, but always comes with a wall of text usually made up sob story hoping for a sympathy discount…


“I can only afford <25% OF ASKING PRICE> because my <insert self or family member> was diagnosed with <insert sickness> and with the little bit of money I have leftover at the end of the month and all he ever wanted was this item as it’s the only thing that can make him smile and cheer him up for whatever time he has left before the <sickness> gets to be too much. If you can’t then I understand but it would really change his life. Or if you trust me enough to pay it out over the next 7 years I’ll be glad to throw in a little extra.”

Rjex
08-31-2021, 08:25 PM
7. The Black Hole Collector. A special type of whale with an incessant appetite for certain types of items, voraciously consuming all they come in contact with. Items go in, and they NEVER leave. This type of whale is responsible for single-handedly moving the markets for entire categories of items and are the primary reason for their stratospheric pricing. Lurking in the depths, they only show up a few times a year to snag something, and disappear again.

8. The Careless. Specializes in buying overpriced upgrades for things they don't own, bidding against themselves in the process. May also end up shorting themselves by a lot while selling rare or unique items without researching the market.

9. The Impulsive Quitter. Will sporadically sell off their gear and/or fix skills for a fraction of the cost... over, and over, and over again.

Methais
08-31-2021, 08:30 PM
7. The Black Hole Collector. A special type of whale with an incessant appetite for certain types of items, voraciously consuming all they come in contact with. Items go in, and they NEVER leave. This type of whale is responsible for single-handedly moving the markets for entire categories of items and are the primary reason for their stratospheric pricing. Lurking in the depths, they only show up a few times a year to snag something, and disappear again.

8. The Careless. Specializes in buying overpriced upgrades for things they don't own, bidding against themselves in the process. May also end up shorting themselves by a lot while selling rare or unique items without researching the market.

9. The Impulsive Quitter. Will sporadically sell off their gear and/or fix skills for a fraction of the cost... over, and over, and over again.

10. Rendena

BriarFox
08-31-2021, 08:34 PM
10. The Wannabe Merchant. Usually comes equipped with significant attitude and a vast overestimation of his/her abilities. The Wannabe Merchant furiously buys and sells everything but makes no margin on the sales. Eventually sells off everything at a loss in disgust at the eminent demise of Gemstone.

Luntz
08-31-2021, 08:38 PM
10. The Wannabe Merchant. Usually comes equipped with significant attitude and a vast overestimation of his/her abilities. The Wannabe Merchant furiously buys and sells everything but makes no margin on the sales. Eventually sells off everything at a loss in disgust at the eminent demise of Gemstone.

This describes Flame perfectly except he never sells off.

Donquix
09-01-2021, 01:05 AM
This thread is a ruse to get free veil iron falchions and I am not falling for it.