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AnticorRifling
04-19-2005, 11:30 AM
I know alot of you go to collegehumor.com and heck I check it every morning but being a leg and ass man I started tearing up at a picture that was posted today.

She's too thin across the middle for my tastes but who am I kidding I'd put a knife in my brother's back for her.

Warning slight nudity (as in no pants but I think that string is underwear) it's a side shot but still if you're at work be careful (http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=133088)

Basically the rest of my day will be good to go and if I ever have a bad day that baby is bookmarked.
Apotheosis
04-19-2005, 11:32 AM
i would probably do the same, anticor
Wezas
04-19-2005, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
She's too thin across the middle for my tastes

You're not alone there. That almost doesn't look healthy.

The rest of her looks plenty healthy though.
Apotheosis
04-19-2005, 11:34 AM
yeah, at that angle she looks really really thin, I guess in a way that scares me.. but I wonder if that's not just the angle of the picture giving that effect.
Asha
04-19-2005, 11:38 AM
Hot, but not hot.
I would..
I think.
Wezas
04-19-2005, 11:48 AM
She could use a bite of Omens' sammich

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/omens2.jpg
Sean of the Thread
04-19-2005, 11:49 AM
Collegehumor is my first stop daily. Before my coffee even.
Asha
04-19-2005, 11:56 AM
Always a good time for the Omens' sammich shot. :heart:
AnticorRifling
04-19-2005, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by Xyelin
Collegehumor is my first stop daily. Before my coffee even.

Same.
AnticorRifling
04-19-2005, 12:23 PM
Makes it better she's gotta only be about 5'2". Man I love short women.
Xcalibur
04-19-2005, 12:31 PM
Anticor's prefered woman


[Edited on 19-4-05 by Miss X]
AnticorRifling
04-19-2005, 12:33 PM
I knew what that link was going to be but you need to warn people about linking to things like that X. Not cool.

Also my perfect woman would be Jessica Alba with a brain.
Wezas
04-19-2005, 12:33 PM
Mods, can we have the above post edited/removed for nudity?

Also I believe some demerits are in order

Thank you Miss X

[Edited on 4-19-2005 by Wezas]
Asha
04-19-2005, 12:53 PM
Anticor's prefered woman


[Edited on 19-4-05 by Miss X]


_________________

PWNED motherfucker!
Wezas
04-19-2005, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Kranar
By using the Players’ Corner, you agree not to:

(d) upload, post, hyperlink, or otherwise transmit Content that is invasive of one's privacy, libelous, obscene, personally threatening, tortuous, or ethnically, racially, or sexually objectionable.

The Administrator may, at his or her sole discretion and at any time, discontinue any and/or all services, with or without notice.

Consider it a gift from the gods and lets be done with X all together.
Xcalibur
04-19-2005, 01:03 PM
racially?

That means that a link with a racist picture is forbidden too?
Xcalibur
04-19-2005, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Drayal
Anticor's prefered woman


[Edited on 19-4-05 by Miss X]


_________________

PWNED motherfucker!

We were pwned, the 2 of us:(
Xcalibur
04-19-2005, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Kranar
By using the Players’ Corner, you agree not to:

(d) upload, post, hyperlink, or otherwise transmit Content that is invasive of one's privacy, libelous, obscene, personally threatening, tortuous, or ethnically, racially, or sexually objectionable.

The Administrator may, at his or her sole discretion and at any time, discontinue any and/or all services, with or without notice.

Consider it a gift from the gods and lets be done with X all together.

Yeah, my time is short.:duh:
Latrinsorm
04-19-2005, 01:46 PM
I don't want to be a downer, but does that look fake to anyone else?
YancyDC
04-19-2005, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Latrinsorm
I don't want to be a downer, but does that look fake to anyone else?
Yeah, it seems photoshopped. But who knows.
Wezas
04-19-2005, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by YancyDC

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
I don't want to be a downer, but does that look fake to anyone else?
Yeah, it seems photoshopped. But who knows.

It's true, the sammich wasn't what he was originally holding.

Or were you talking about the pic of the girl? :saint:
Shari
04-19-2005, 02:18 PM
Its gotta be the angle she's standing at, that's just freakishly disproportionate. And yeah, I wish I had legs like that. :(
AnticorRifling
04-19-2005, 02:20 PM
It looks like the midsection was photoshopped but damnit let me believe that pooper is real!
Atlanteax
04-19-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
She's too thin across the middle for my tastes

You're not alone there. That almost doesn't look healthy.

The rest of her looks plenty healthy though.

Agreed, her lower belly seems abnormal.

Meanwhile, I prefer to see a woman's face before I go... :hitit:

Great bod, but a face of a troll is a no-go. :weird:
YancyDC
04-19-2005, 02:51 PM
The sandwich in Omen's pic is photoshopped? :sniffle:
Asha
04-19-2005, 02:53 PM
Ya don't look at the mantlepiece while yer poking the fire Atlanteax.

Jesus I finally found a reason to say that. :lol:
HarmNone
04-19-2005, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Makes it better she's gotta only be about 5'2". Man I love short women.

:cry: WTF! No love for us 5'6" types? I'm injured. :(
Skirmisher
04-19-2005, 03:00 PM
Always love for HarmNone no matter the height.

And you would think I would be used to 'hearing' you use terms like wtf and stfu, but it still makes me grin when you use those acronyms.
HarmNone
04-19-2005, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
Always love for HarmNone no matter the height.

And you would think I would be used to 'hearing' you use terms like wtf and stfu, but it still makes me grin when you use those acronyms.

Well, Anticor hurt my feelings. When my feelings get hurt, I have a tendency to resort to potty-mouth. :D
Killer Kitten
04-19-2005, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Makes it better she's gotta only be about 5'2". Man I love short women.

:cry: WTF! No love for us 5'6" types? I'm injured. :(

Me too! I can live with being too old and homely, but disqualified out of tallness?? Now I'm so bummed!
(6 footer here)
Apotheosis
04-19-2005, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
It looks like the midsection was photoshopped but damnit let me believe that pooper is real!

in the future, please do not refer to a woman's butt, buttocks, tush, ass, hiney, gadonkadonk, rear, kiester, etc. as pooper.

it's really gross, albeit true, but makes the subject seem entirely unattractive, and/or you. (course, you're not trying to get in my pants :shrug:

[Edited on 4-19-2005 by Yswithe]
Wezas
04-19-2005, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Yswithe

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
It looks like the midsection was photoshopped but damnit let me believe that pooper is real!

in the future, please do not refer to a woman's butt, buttocks, tush, ass, hiney, gadonkadonk, rear, kiester, etc. as pooper.

She did have a great turd cutter, didn't she, Anticor?
Back
04-19-2005, 03:38 PM
We call it a great ass.

That pic summons up the primal man in me. All day now when I see a great ass I’ve been tempted to leave a red handprint.
AnticorRifling
04-19-2005, 04:34 PM
I leave teeth marks like I'm doing a dental impression for a mouth piece :cool:

And turd cutter is hilarious!
Caiylania
04-19-2005, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone

Originally posted by Skirmisher
Always love for HarmNone no matter the height.

And you would think I would be used to 'hearing' you use terms like wtf and stfu, but it still makes me grin when you use those acronyms.

Well, Anticor hurt my feelings. When my feelings get hurt, I have a tendency to resort to potty-mouth. :D

Men don't think before they speak when viewing such..... schtuff.
Shari
04-20-2005, 04:04 AM
Caiy, it is now that I'd like to refer you to DeV's quote at the bottom.

That is all.
AnticorRifling
04-20-2005, 11:20 AM
Ahh looked at it again. Bless that dumper.
04-20-2005, 11:30 AM
That totally just made my day so much worse.

..btw I can't believe you guys didn't notice the most blaring inconsistency. She's white. <zing>
AnticorRifling
04-20-2005, 11:33 AM
You're white too. What's the issue?
04-20-2005, 11:35 AM
I don't have a big ass either.
AnticorRifling
04-20-2005, 11:36 AM
Sounds like a personal problem. I'm white as they get and I've got an ass, and the ladies doth swoon.
04-20-2005, 11:43 AM
Faint from fear maybe
Wezas
04-20-2005, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
You're white too. What's the issue?

He's a twinkie.

http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/DEFGH/Harold-and-Kumar/images/main-page.jpg
Sean
04-20-2005, 11:55 AM
I believe the proper phrase would be oreo since he's not "yellow" like a twinkie.
Apathy
04-20-2005, 04:50 PM
Thank you Anticor.

Thank you.
AnticorRifling
04-20-2005, 05:07 PM
I do what I can.
04-20-2005, 05:11 PM
I believe the proper phrase is fuck you all
AnticorRifling
04-20-2005, 05:37 PM
Cracker please.
Alarke
04-20-2005, 10:02 PM
Gotta love trying to go to the site and getting: Our servers are overwhelmed at the moment. Please come back later.

Hurry up and finish guys, still trying to get to the picture here...
Back
05-06-2005, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
That totally just made my day so much worse.

..btw I can't believe you guys didn't notice the most blaring inconsistency. She's white. <zing>

You know what? You may be correct.

At least its not an ass like a police horse. <BURN>
05-06-2005, 10:15 PM
Why ya looking at other men's sammiches!?
AnticorRifling
05-06-2005, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Why ya looking at other men's sammiches!?

Just cause I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.
05-07-2005, 12:40 AM
It took you that long to come up with that retort backlash?
Terminator X
05-07-2005, 01:00 AM
why we aint got no sisters up here son?

I aint feelin the LOVE