COMMUNIST MARIO?

Communist Mario? (http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/index.html)

[Snapp]

Weird read, Stan. He does have a couple points...

Oh. Thank you.

The funniest thing about this article is that someone actually took the time, whether serious, or not (and I believe it would be the latter) to make something like this.

[Soulpieced]

The Contra commandos are total badasses, even if they die in 1 hit.

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Pure genius.

[Back]

There does appear to be a gold star on his red cap. Hmm

[AnticorRifling]

Mmmm harem of fairy bitches....

[Warriorbird]

Mario's actually an allegory to Taoist shamanism/the Isle of the Blessed. Filled with Wu Xing theory.