Ventriloquist Puppet

[Stanley Burrell]

Stanley Burrell taps a burghal gnome sorcerer puppet, which is in his right hand.
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Stanley Burrell pinches a burghal gnome sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a half-krolvin sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches a half-krolvin sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like an erithian sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches an erithian sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like an aelotoi sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches an aelotoi sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a human sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches a human sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a giantman sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches a giantman sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a half-elf sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches a half-elf sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a sylvankind sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches a sylvankind sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a dark elf sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches a dark elf sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like an elf sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches an elf sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a dwarf sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches a dwarf sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a halfling sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches a halfling sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a forest gnome sorcerer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell pinches a forest gnome sorcerer puppet, changing and moving the features around. When he finishes, the puppet now looks like a burghal gnome sorcerer puppet!

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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome sorcerer puppet up to look like a burghal gnome ranger puppet!
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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome ranger puppet up to look like a burghal gnome bard puppet!
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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome bard puppet up to look like a burghal gnome monk puppet!
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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome monk puppet up to look like a burghal gnome paladin puppet!
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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome paladin puppet up to look like a burghal gnome warrior puppet!
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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome warrior puppet up to look like a burghal gnome rogue puppet!
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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome rogue puppet up to look like a burghal gnome wizard puppet!
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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome wizard puppet up to look like a burghal gnome cleric puppet!
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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome cleric puppet up to look like a burghal gnome empath puppet!
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Stanley Burrell dresses a burghal gnome empath puppet up to look like a burghal gnome sorcerer puppet!

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Stanley Burrell shakes his sorcerer puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome transmuter puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his transmuter puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome beguiler puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his beguiler puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome hexer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his hexer puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome ritualist puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his ritualist puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome disruptor puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his disruptor puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome cabalist puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his cabalist puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome dissembler puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his dissembler puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome harrower puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his harrower puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome incanter puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his incanter puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome tormenter puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his tormenter puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome sacrificer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his sacrificer puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome deceiver puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his deceiver puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome re-animator puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his re-animator puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome plaguebringer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his plaguebringer puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome maledictor puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his maledictor puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome enervator puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his enervator puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome soulslayer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his soulslayer puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome necromancer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his necromancer puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome doomsayer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his doomsayer puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome torturer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his torturer puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome summoner puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his summoner puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome apostate puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his apostate puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome corruptor puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his corruptor puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome cursebringer puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his cursebringer puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome demonmaster puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his demonmaster puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome warlock puppet!
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Stanley Burrell shakes his warlock puppet making it a blur. When he quits, it is transformed into a burghal gnome sorcerer puppet!

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When Whispered to:

A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet exclaims, "I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

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READ PUPPET

Verbs that can be used with the puppet:
Beam Chuckle Glare Hug Look Turn Rub
Punish Frown Grin Kiss Nod Wave Pinch
Bow Glance Laugh Punch Slap Whisper Shake
Syntax for whisper: WHISPER PUPPET [TEXT]

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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet beams at everyone, including you!
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet snickers and bops Stanley Burrell on the head!
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet waves a miniature metal gear around dramatically before bowing.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet chuckles.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet droops its little face into a frown.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet glances at Stanley Burrell's lips curiously.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet glares at Stanley Burrell.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet lets out a big toothy grin.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet laughs.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet snuggles up to Stanley Burrell for a hug.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet leans over to give Stanley Burrell a peck on the cheek.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet punches Stanley Burrell in the nose!
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet nods its little head.
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Stanley Burrell slaps a burghal gnome sorcerer puppet so hard that its head pops off! He quickly scoops up the head and plops it back on to the body.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet lets out a malicious laugh right before its head spins around.
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A burghal gnome sorcerer puppet waves its little hands frantically.

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All the different races have separate funky-looking stuff, e.g.:

Looking at a burghal gnome sorcerer puppet you see a proud little doll that is waving a metal gear and wearing a leather apron.

Stanley Burrell proudly displays a burghal gnome sorcerer puppet that is waving a metal gear and wearing a leather apron.

Looking at a half-krolvin sorcerer puppet you see a proud little doll that is waving a gaffing hook and wearing a fur cloak.

Stanley Burrell proudly displays a half-krolvin transmuter puppet that is waving a gaffing hook and wearing a fur cloak.

[Stanley Burrell]

So as a footnote, whichever GM(s) own the script for this, it was upadated for the newer races + professions. So when Savants are implemented, I'm imagining it'll be able to turn into them to.

Also, seriously, I can't remember when I bought this. Anyone have an estimate? Can't seem to find any sales of them anywhere else! And bump.

[Nothing]

I found a saved post on the wiki from 2009 that references this puppet and implies it was an auction item at some point (so, possibly unique), but can't really draw anything from the post other then that this puppet pre-dates 2009 by at least a few years. The saved post is towards the top of this page: https://gswiki.play.net/Ebon_Gate_2009/Teaser_saved_posts

As far as value, with no recent sales of something similar I wouldn't trust any number given for a fluff item....no matter how scripty or detailed. It just depends too much on who could use it for their RP and how much silver they have/are willing to spend. The only way to really know is to put it up for auction with a number you're willing to part with it for as the MB. Though, you could also list it in trades and see what items you're offered.

[Dendum]

So you can whisper anything to it and the puppet will say it?

[dzulthu]

They sold for around 4m...back in 2004

[hamsquatch]

Insert 2022 barely 18 puppet joke here

[Stanley Burrell]

So you can whisper anything to it and the puppet will say it?

Yeah, no one knows where it's coming from, it's kinda cool I guess.

[Stanley Burrell]

I found a saved post on the wiki from 2009 that references this puppet and implies it was an auction item at some point (so, possibly unique), but can't really draw anything from the post other then that this puppet pre-dates 2009 by at least a few years. The saved post is towards the top of this page: https://gswiki.play.net/Ebon_Gate_2009/Teaser_saved_posts

As far as value, with no recent sales of something similar I wouldn't trust any number given for a fluff item....no matter how scripty or detailed. It just depends too much on who could use it for their RP and how much silver they have/are willing to spend. The only way to really know is to put it up for auction with a number you're willing to part with it for as the MB. Though, you could also list it in trades and see what items you're offered.

True on the fluff.

[Silver Moon]

you can have it say stuff, but there is also a chance to fumble where it will reveal your name

[Stanley Burrell]

you can have it say stuff, but there is also a chance to fumble where it will reveal your name

Yeah.

[Stanley Burrell]

Anyone want to buy this damn thing? Thanks homiez.

[Stanley Burrell]

I dun sold it.