some 17 year old chick can't stfu about having mad sex with me [Archive]

Soulpieced

04-08-2005, 06:29 PM

What Bob thinks she looks like. http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/0204/LindseyLoh_Wargo_150x208.jpg

What she really looks like. http://www.riftweak.com/files/OH%20MY%20GOD%20UGLY%20GOTH!!!.jpg

[Edited on 4-8-2005 by Soulpieced]

Bobmuhthol

04-08-2005, 06:30 PM

UH OH IMG TAGS PWNING SOULPIECED ALERT

Bobmuhthol

04-08-2005, 06:30 PM

hahahahahaha that is an ugly goth

TheRoseLady

04-08-2005, 06:30 PM

Looks like she's a good match for you.

:lol2:

Xcalibur

04-08-2005, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
she's 17
she wants me

17>12

Even if the 17 is joking.

Bobmuhthol

04-08-2005, 06:32 PM

Yes, 17 > 12.

And I think I intimidate 12 year olds.

Artha

04-08-2005, 06:36 PM

Too bad you aren't older :(

Bobmuhthol

04-08-2005, 06:39 PM

Like it would make a difference.

She was all, "OMG have sex with me even though I'm older than you!!"

Apotheosis

04-08-2005, 06:50 PM

yes, well, then much advised to get proper forms of protection

DCSL

04-08-2005, 07:04 PM

So she wants to ride you. The question is... do YOU want HER?

Soulpieced

04-08-2005, 07:05 PM

See above referenced pictures.

kheldarin

04-08-2005, 07:07 PM

I bet she's fat.

Bobmuhthol

04-08-2005, 08:11 PM

<<So she wants to ride you. The question is... do YOU want HER?>>

Nope.

Brattt8525

04-08-2005, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<So she wants to ride you. The question is... do YOU want HER?>>

Nope.

Good man Bob, your too hot to just ride anything man!

Xcalibur

04-08-2005, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by Brattt8525

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<So she wants to ride you. The question is... do YOU want HER?>>

Nope.

Good man Bob, your too hot to just ride anything man!

Who rides who?

Brattt8525

04-08-2005, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by Xcalibur

Originally posted by Brattt8525

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<So she wants to ride you. The question is... do YOU want HER?>>

Nope.

Good man Bob, your too hot to just ride anything man!

Who rides who?

You have a wife, and have to ask? God damn man I feel sorry for your lack of expierence in the bedroom.

Xcalibur

04-08-2005, 10:04 PM

Eh, here women ride men.

You said that Bob was too hot to ride anything man.

I was just making sure you guys screw like we do.

I already know that we screw around 40 times more per year than you, but damn... :moon:

Fallen

04-09-2005, 01:25 AM

40 times more to the fuck, no more nor less.

4a6c1

04-09-2005, 01:39 AM

ROFL x 1000 at this thread and scary goth lady that could possibly be a cow that could possibly be milked and whose milk could possibly feed the USA for 40 days and nights

[Edited on 4-9-2005 by JihnasSpirit]

Apathy

04-09-2005, 06:17 AM

Fuck her. When you're old no one will want to randomly ride you, so get all you can in while you're young.

Nieninque

04-09-2005, 07:58 AM

Brattt8525

04-09-2005, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by Nieninque

Originally posted by Brattt8525

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<So she wants to ride you. The question is... do YOU want HER?>>

Nope.

Good man Bob, your too hot to just ride anything man!

:barf:

Ahh nice to see your making your rounds of useless unconstructive postings. At least I can always depend on the sun rising every morning and you being a condencsending bitch. :lol:

CrystalTears

04-09-2005, 09:04 AM

You got all that from a smilie? Wow, you're good. :rolleyes:

Brattt8525

04-09-2005, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by CrystalTears
You got all that from a smilie? Wow, you're good. :rolleyes:

I think your smarter then that CT. Look at how she posts, and my comment still stands.

CrystalTears

04-09-2005, 09:58 AM

She made a smilie post. BFD. You replying to her unconstructive post with one of your own doesn't make you any better. You've been really defensive lately so I'll leave it at that.

Brattt8525

04-09-2005, 10:22 AM

I can be defensive the same as anyone else. If I learned one thing from this board it is that if you are sensitive you will be chewed up and spit out sometimes. I will agree my postings have become more callous over time.

CrystalTears

04-09-2005, 10:32 AM

So instead of being sensitive you're going to be overly defensive and hostile? Isn't there a middle ground?

Xcalibur

04-09-2005, 10:34 AM

CrystalTears is JEALOUS HAHAHAHAHA

Brattt8525

04-09-2005, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by CrystalTears
So instead of being sensitive you're going to be overly defensive and hostile? Isn't there a middle ground?

I normally post in a very mild manner, but when I continually see the same BS posted by certain people it makes me bang my head on the desk. Tell me CT why should they be free from being called on being an asshat? I think if you put it out there you have to deal with the responses. I learned that pretty quickly and got flamed numerous times for it.

CrystalTears

04-09-2005, 10:37 AM

Jealous of what? Where are you getting that from, genius?

Xcalibur

04-09-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Jealous of what? Where are you getting that from, genius?

Your posts, cuty pie.

CrystalTears

04-09-2005, 10:39 AM

I'm not going to go anymore off-topic in Bob's thread about your posting behavior lately, Bratt.

X, I'm not jealous of anything or anyone here.

As for Bob, you should hit it. If she's cute and she wants you, I say go for it. You won't get that many chances of a woman begging you to have your way with her. Do it. :D

[Edited on 4/9/2005 by CrystalTears]

HarmNone

04-09-2005, 10:39 AM

Back on topic, please. Bash each other in U2Us, or sit on the toilet and talk to your bathroom walls. I don't really care which you choose, but take the battles off the boards.

As a reminder, this topic is about some 17-year-old who wants Bob's bootie.

*Heh. CT beat me to it. :D *

[Edited on 4-9-2005 by HarmNone]

Xcalibur

04-09-2005, 10:40 AM

There's nothing more to say, he even said it himself.

I know, I'm teasing you. Anyone jealous of anyone on this forum deserve a blackjack on their forehead.

[Edited on 9-4-05 by Xcalibur]

HarmNone

04-09-2005, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Xcalibur
There's nothing more to say, he even said it himself.

In that case, my suggestion would be to STFU if you can't stay on topic. :rolleyes:

Xcalibur

04-09-2005, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by HarmNone

Originally posted by Xcalibur
There's nothing more to say, he even said it himself.

In that case, my suggestion would be to STFU if you can't stay on topic. :rolleyes:

Why are you off topic yourself?

How about STFU if you cannot stay on topic yourself?

To stay on topic: Bob, don't accept anything bigger than yourself

xtc

04-09-2005, 03:07 PM

Bob, if some 17 year old female hottie really wants your booty, stop talking about it and go for it. Just don't forget to wear a rain cap.

Re: the 12 year girl 200 miles away from you, forget about it.

A. 12 will get you 20
B. 200 miles is too far to go at 15

Bobmuhthol

04-09-2005, 03:12 PM

Oh, I forgot to mention that she also lives in the same town as the 12 year old.

Carl Spackler

04-12-2005, 12:48 AM

I'd dip it in if I were you

Sean of the Thread

04-12-2005, 01:06 AM

Mang I tell you... fuck it all now at your age as much as you can. Big, small, ugly, fugly.. milfs.. old.. young.. it don't matter. Soon it will all cease. You being the age you are might think it won't end and you're invincible but trust me brotha it ends. Fat ugly fugly girls need love too and usually give (usually) super head.

All that aside.. who gives a fuck. I don't need to read about you coming of age and growing pubes in this forum.

Rock on mang.

Parkbandit

04-12-2005, 08:40 AM

Why again wouldn't you bang it?

Anebriated

04-12-2005, 10:11 AM

lower your standards.

Hulkein

04-12-2005, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by CrystalTears
She made a smilie post. BFD. You replying to her unconstructive post with one of your own doesn't make you any better. You've been really defensive lately so I'll leave it at that.

She quoted her post and put the smiley.

It doesn't take a detective to figure out what she means.

I think Bratt is pretty spot on.

CrystalTears

04-12-2005, 11:14 AM

Thanks for bringing the thread back off-topic, dork. But I'll retort, cause that's what I do.

Incidentally, I really don't give a rat's ass what Nien did, either put a word, a smilie or a big picture of a person saying "get the fuck over yourself", I wouldn't have cared. My point was that Bratt could have shrugged it off knowing that Nien is put off by Bratt's hypocrital posts, but instead chose to comment and hype up a fucking smilie because they have their knickers in a twist with each other. I say, let them battle it out because the kiss and make-up option is out.

I will agree with Nien in the respect that her opinion of Alex changed so rapidly, from mouthing off and calling him names for his opinion, to warmth, love and calling him hot. At this point I think she's delusional. I'll leave it at that. Bratt is sure living up to her posting name, let me tell you. (I'm sure this will incite serious drama, bring it, just IM or U2U me).

BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND....

Bob, you need to find some local chooch. There's gotta be some!

[Edited on 4/12/2005 by CrystalTears]

Wezas

04-12-2005, 11:18 AM

CT's post seemed rather level headed until I got to this part.

Originally posted by CrystalTears
My point was that Bratt could have shrugged it off knowing that Nien is put off by Bratt's hypocrital posts

For some reason it's hilarious how she slipped that in there/worded it.

CrystalTears

04-12-2005, 11:20 AM

Heh, which is why I added another blurb cause I'm not as neutral as i used to be. I really do dislike people here and not afraid to show it as much anymore. No more Ms. Nice Bitch! :D

xtc

04-12-2005, 12:58 PM

back on topic.....Bob got any pics of this 17 year old?

Bobmuhthol

04-12-2005, 02:34 PM

No.

Bobmuhthol

04-12-2005, 02:37 PM

<<Why again wouldn't you bang it?>>

She's psychotic to no end. I'll stick to the 12-year-old.

<<Bob, you need to find some local chooch. There's gotta be some!>>

"Hi."
"Hi."
"How's it going?"
"Good."
"Good. I thought I'd try again."
...
"No? All right then."
"Sorry."

I think you can figure out which one is me.

xtc

04-12-2005, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
No.

No you don't have any pics? So how do you know what she looks like? She could be 300 lbs, hairy and with zits on her ass. You better get a pic before making the 200 mile trip.

Bobmuhthol

04-12-2005, 03:05 PM

<<So how do you know what she looks like?>>

I don't.

<<You better get a pic before making the 200 mile trip.>>

You make the assumption that I would.

Skeeter

04-12-2005, 03:07 PM

It's probably a dude.

xtc

04-12-2005, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<You better get a pic before making the 200 mile trip.>>

You make the assumption that I would.

You're 15 and I am guessing a virgin. At 15 I would have driven 1000 miles for a piece of ass.

Bobmuhthol

04-12-2005, 03:20 PM

I'm 14. I can't drive. At 15, I still can't drive/

xtc

04-12-2005, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I'm 14. I can't drive. At 15, I still can't drive/

Greyhound

Hulkein

04-12-2005, 04:45 PM

Take Greyhound at the age of 14 to an area you've never been, by yourself, in hopes that some girl who says she'll bang you online will actually go through with it in real life.

Doesn't sound like a smart thing to do.

xtc

04-12-2005, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Hulkein
Take Greyhound at the age of 14 to an area you've never been, by yourself, in hopes that some girl who says she'll bang you online will actually go through with it in real life.

Doesn't sound like a smart thing to do.

Maybe not but the p**sy is a powerful thing. :yes: