buying epic enhancives, where dey at

[beldar17]

why doesnt anyone have epic stuff for sell?


can i get like a +15 mana regen, +20 harness power, +10 aura. or something like that?

or other stats, as long as its an epic piece

[Rjex]

I still remember how I once sold an epic enhancive.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg

[Merzbow]

Everyone makes their own now with DR, and there is zero reason to ever sell because who changes the class of their main anymore?

[Skeletor]

There should be a DR or hess service to create your own epic enhancive.

[Merzbow]

There should be a DR or hess service to create your own epic enhancive.

Umm, there is. You can add +1 to any stat or skill enhancive with a cert. Over the course of a few years you can make nutso silly crap if you have the BS for it. I already have stuff much better than I've ever seen for sale, even including items stuffed with orbs.

[Rjex]

isn't it $125 per point, assuming you farm your own scrip?

[Merzbow]

isn't it $125 per point, assuming you farm your own scrip?

Kinda, yeah.

[beldar17]

Merzbow tell us your most ridiculous one. HOlidays are boring, we need entertainment.

[gilchristr]

Yea tell us the stats. I am expecting like +20 CM bonus, and some really rare slot we have never heard of like dick worn or something

[Rjex]

Thirded. Let's hear it.

[Merzbow]

Yea tell us the stats. I am expecting like +20 CM bonus, and some really rare slot we have never heard of like dick worn or something

Close, +20 to BOFA.

[Blazar]

Close, +20 to BOFA.

BOFA?

[Rjex]

Bank of America

[gilchristr]

I looked it up on urban dictionary - its listed as being short/slang for "both of them" or some kind of rare venereal disease. You can can basically tell which definition applies from the context.

[Rjex]

So venereal disease then?

[Merzbow]

BOFA?

https://media.giphy.com/media/WZBscJ1Eo6hji/giphy.gif

[Blazar]

Heh, I really thought it was going to be this: https://tinyurl.com/mpqqo83