Jennaen
04-05-2005, 09:49 PM
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked him, "What are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "Well then, you shouldn't ask a patient things in a room full of other patients, if the answer could embarrass anyone!!!"
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "What are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "Well then, you shouldn't ask a patient things in a room full of other patients, if the answer could embarrass anyone!!!"
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "What are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.