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Taernath
05-28-2003, 05:04 PM
I posted this on the original PC a couple years ago, but it still makes me laugh when I think about it. Enjoy.


[Valley]
Each footstep is swallowed by the sea of grass that flows across the meadows and hills around you. High above you see gulls dancing on the ocean breezes. You also see a thrak.
Obvious paths: north, west, southwest.
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!

You are now in an offensive stance.

A thrak tries to bite you!
AS: +70 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +44 = +52
A clean miss.
A thrak drools with ravenous hunger!

>You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at a thrak!
AS: +107 vs DS: +36 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +92 = +202
... and hit for 38 points of damage!
Slash along the thrak's lower back.
The thrak is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

...wait 3 seconds.
>Renment just arrived.
>Renment just went north.
>You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at a thrak!
AS: +107 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +66 = +196
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Blow to head!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>Renment just arrived.

>Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at a thrak!
AS: +95 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +70 = +181
... and hits for 35 points of damage!
Solid blow gouges a chunk out of the thrak's right leg.
The thrak falls back into a heap and dies.

You scowl.

>[Valley]
Each footstep is swallowed by the sea of grass that flows across the meadows and hills around you. High above you see gulls dancing on the ocean breezes. You also see a thrak which appears dead.
Also here: Renment
Obvious paths: north, west, southwest.

You ask, "What are you doing?"

You see Renment Dreq the Giantman.
He appears to be in his 30's, has short, straight light brown hair, hazel eyes, and fair skin.
He has a braided black beard.
He has old battle scars on his right arm, old battle scars on his left arm, old battle scars on his right hand, a mangled left hand, a black-and-blue right eye, and a scar across his neck.
He is holding a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword in his right hand and a Fash'lo'nae crested vultite shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, some wooden stilts, a crystal amulet, some full leather, a veniom-worked black silk gem pouch, a translucent spidersilk backpack, a hooded spidersilk cloak, and a large sack.
> * Maygog just bit the dust!
Renment says something in guild speak.
>Renment searches a thrak.
A thrak decays into compost.

>Renment says, "chasin"

You shake your head.

>sw
[Valley]
Dead and burned tree stumps hide playfully among the tall grasses of this rolling meadow country. The thorny undergrowth takes its toll on cloth garments and exposed flesh.
Obvious paths: south, northeast, northwest, southwest.
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[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a thrak, a wandering path and a footpath.
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

A thrak tries to bite you!
AS: +70 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +76 = +84
A clean miss.
A thrak drools with ravenous hunger!

>You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at a thrak!
AS: +107 vs DS: +36 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +45 = +155
... and hit for 27 points of damage!
Slash to the thrak's chest!
Breathe deep, it'll feel better in a minute.
The thrak is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

>att ...wait 3 seconds.

>Renment just arrived.

>Renment just went west.

>Renment just arrived.

You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at a thrak!
AS: +107 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +63 = +193
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Hard slash to belly severs a few nerve endings.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

>Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at a thrak!
AS: +100 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +45 = +161
... and hits for 35 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs.
The thrak falls back into a heap and dies.

> * Truvas just bit the dust!

Renment says, "chase"

You glance at Renment.

>Renment searches a thrak.

A thrak decays into compost.

You say, "Knock it off."

>Renment gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Renment gestures at you.
CS: +51 - TD: +33 + CvA: +14 + d100: +80 == +112
Warding failed!
A calm washes over you.

>You say, "That was no chase."

You concentrate on the Sleep spell...
Your spell is ready.

>Renment glances at you.

You gesture at Renment.
CS: +66 - TD: +44 + CvA: +14 + d100: +53 - -5 == +94
Warded off!
Insufficient mana available.
Renment is unaffected.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>You are enraged by Renment's attack!
Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +24 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +32 = -5
A clean miss.
Not even close.

You are now in a defensive stance.

You give your eyebrow a little workout.

>Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +203 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +81 = +13
A clean miss.
Not even close.

>Renment says, "heh"

You are now in an offensive stance.

You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at Renment!
AS: +107 vs DS: +94 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +35 = +89
A clean miss.
Gilded vultite longsword clashes with fuchsia vultite broadsword!
[STR/DU: 80/200 vs. 90/200, d100(Open)= 22]
Roundtime: 5 sec.

>Izengrinder just arrived.

>Izengrinder just went north.

>Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +11 = +50
A clean miss.
Not even close.

>Renment says, "heh"

>You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at Renment!
AS: +107 vs DS: +94 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +35 = +89
A clean miss.
Gilded vultite longsword clashes with fuchsia vultite broadsword!
[STR/DU: 80/200 vs. 90/200, d100(Open)= 61]
Roundtime: 5 sec.

>Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +7 = +46
A clean miss.
Not even close.

>Nysandar just arrived.

You are now in a forward stance.

>Nysandar just went west.

You chuckle.

>lRenment says, "yous tink"

>[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a wandering path and a footpath.
Also here: Renment
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

You say, "Try that again."

Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +43 vs DS: +139 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +49 = -12
A clean miss.
Fuchsia vultite broadsword clashes with gilded vultite longsword!
[STR/DU: 90/200 vs. 80/200, d100(Open)= 7]
You nod.

Vitali just arrived.

You say, "Nice."

>Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +139 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +40 = +36
A clean miss.
Fuchsia vultite broadsword clashes with ora shield!
[STR/DU: 90/200 vs. 60/185, d100(Open)= 134]
Vitali just went west.

>Your SIGN OF SHIELDS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!

You nod.

You say, "Keep trying."

>A manticore just arrived.

>Renment says, "weakling"

Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +119 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +79 = +95
A clean miss.
Fuchsia vultite broadsword clashes with ora shield!
[STR/DU: 90/200 vs. 60/185, d100(Open)= 33]

Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!

>sign of swordUnknown sign.

>sign of swordsYou grip your weapon with renewed vigor!

You say, "Again."

>Renment starts chuckling at you!

>The dim aura fades from around Renment.

>Renment swings a bright fuchsia vultite broadsword at you!
AS: +100 vs DS: +139 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +87 = +83
A clean miss.
Fuchsia vultite broadsword clashes with gilded vultite longsword!
[STR/DU: 90/200 vs. 80/200, d100(Open)= 57]

You are now in an offensive stance.

* Renment just bit the dust!

>You swing a blued and gilded vultite longsword at Renment!
AS: +127 vs DS: +79 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +81 = +170
... and hit for 39 points of damage!
Deep slash to Renment's neck severs an artery!
Renment chokes to death on his own blood.

* Renment drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 5 sec.

You nod to Renment.

>You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "urg"

You are now in a forward stance.

You say, "Nice."

>You hear the ghostly voice of Renment ask, "you want to die?"

You say, "Truly a challenge."

You chuckle.

>A manticore just arrived.

>Ceralot just arrived.

You ask, "Have you learned your lesson?"

You see Ceralot Tiersten the Human.
He appears to be in his 40's, has shoulder length, wavy light brown hair, blue eyes, and tanned skin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a pearly white broadsword in his right hand and a pearly white shield in his left hand.
He is wearing some coal black armor, a midnight black sheath, a midnight black backpack, a leather helm, some polished metal gauntlets, a gold ring, some soft puma fur boots, a centaur hide wrist sheath, a dreamstone spider pin, a midnight black pouch, a blackened pewter buckle, and a canvas sack.

* Illyania just bit the dust!

>You are now in a defensive stance.

[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a wandering path and a footpath.
Also here: Ceralot, the body of Renment who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

>You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "no"

You say, "You shouldn't attack people for no reason."

You nod to Renment.

[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a manticore, a manticore, a wandering path and a footpath.
Also here: Ceralot, the body of Renment who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "i'll come kill you with my 132 sorcerer"

>A manticore swings a closed fist at Ceralot!
AS: +80 vs DS: +92 with AvD: +4 + d100 roll: +25 = +17
A clean miss.
The manticore looks a little dubious about its situation.
A manticore heads northwest.

>Ceralot grins.

You shake your head.

>You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "then we'll see who's tough"

>You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "fool"

You do not feel drained anymore.

>You say, "Have fun."

Vitali just arrived.

You wave to Renment.
>l[Valley]
The tall grasses recede as you near a line of pine trees which have been spared the axe. Dense undergrowth now blocks the trail and sunlight must work to find its path through the treelimbs. You also see a cave worm, a wandering path and a footpath.
Also here: Vitali, Ceralot, the body of Renment who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.

Makkah
05-28-2003, 06:02 PM
Haha! Did his "132 Sorcerer" ever come head hunting?

rht

Taernath
05-29-2003, 04:43 AM
Heh, of course not.

Parkbandit
05-29-2003, 09:45 AM
Too funny. Not only did he have no roleplaying skills.. but his dueling skills blew too.

Gokkem
05-29-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
Too funny. Not only did he have no roleplaying skills.. but his dueling skills blew too.

Well said. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it this morning. What a moron! Not only did he let you sucker him into going offensive, but then he had to pull that crap about the 132 sorcerer. Well done, I love the strategy. Just when I think I've seen it all........

[Edited on 05-29-03 by Gokkem]

Parkbandit
05-29-2003, 04:33 PM
Yea.. I did like how you suckered him "try that again".. and he actually did.

I almost don't call that suckering.. I call that taking advantage of the mentally deficient. How come I can't find people this dumb!

Red Devil
05-29-2003, 07:03 PM
because there all smarter than you..

Makkah
05-30-2003, 03:04 AM
<<because there all smarter than you.. >>

Anyone else find that ironic?


rht

Parkbandit
05-30-2003, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Makkah
<<because there all smarter than you.. >>

Anyone else find that ironic?


rht

Hardly ironic at all actually..

More sad than anything.

Maybe someone should spend more time paying attention to his teacher than playing on the computer.

CrystalTears
05-30-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Red Devil
because there all smarter than you..

If you're going to mock intelligence, at least have some. :D

Red Devil
06-06-2003, 02:00 AM
rofl, so sorry for spelling they're wrong :rolleyes: i'd rather spend 2 seconds writing a post then 10 seconds fucking correcting their/they're/there

[Edited on 7-16-2003 by Red Devil]

Caels
06-06-2003, 02:49 AM
There, there, there now children, play nice.

Tripp
06-11-2003, 03:35 PM
monies monies monies

Tripp
06-11-2003, 03:37 PM
space monkeys have captured me, and i like corn

LightningMage
11-12-2003, 02:13 PM
That was hilarious. Sorry I liked the part about "Chase" don't you hate when people come in and do that to you. The chase part had me cracking up

EmpressBtch
11-12-2003, 07:31 PM
Something I'm curious about....what's the legal age limit to stop saying "Chase"? I saw somebody in vor'taz saying "chase" when I was getting a corpse.

Dighn Darkbeam
11-12-2003, 08:33 PM
In crowded areas it will always be a problem, no matter the age limit. Depends on how creative you are paired with how fast you can type out some acceptable Rp'ed response, I suppose.