late night lamentation

[Bobmuhthol]

i wish this chick was my girlfriend. she's so cute!!!

[peam]

She has an awesome Rambo necklace.

[SpunGirl]

I remember when I was 14 and hadn't discovered brow shaping yet. But she's cute.

-K

Thats how my eyebrows look

[SpunGirl]

Guys aren't supposed to brow shape. Unless they're way, way metro.

-K

[Shari]

Uh sorry. But if a guy looks like Bert from Sesame Street, there desperately needs to be some work done.


That being said, I make my guy take care of his unibrow. He refuses to let me wax it for him, but opts to shave it instead. Guys are weird.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Uh sorry. But if a guy looks like Bert from Sesame Street, there desperately needs to be some work done.>>

What in God's name does that have to do with a 12-year-old girl?

[HarmNone]

I think she's very pretty, Bob. :)

[Shari]

Absolutely nothing. That's what we call, "being off-topic".

[Xcalibur]

She's 12 years old, dude?

[Asha]

Yeah , what X said.
(odd, agreeing with him)

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Drayal
Yeah , what X said.
(odd, agreeing with him)

It's the second time, something is happening....

[Bobmuhthol]

<<She's 12 years old, dude?>>

Yes.

[Xcalibur]

Dude, you're almost 15...

If you try to have her as your gf, when she'll be sexually open AND when she'll be worth it, you'll be close to 18...

[Asha]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Dude, you're almost 15...

If you try to have her as your gf, when she'll be sexually open AND when she'll be worth it, you'll be close to 18...

What . . . in the fuck . . . did that mean?

[Xcalibur]

HAHAHA never mind it...

Bob is in love:O

[Brattt8525]

She is a very pretty girl, go for it Bob.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<go for it Bob.>>

Not a bad idea.

Now to find a way to get to New Jersey...

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I remember when I was 14 and hadn't discovered brow shaping yet. But she's cute.

-K

Damnit spun that's the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic too heh.

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I remember when I was 14 and hadn't discovered brow shaping yet. But she's cute.

-K

Damnit spun that's the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic too heh.

first thing I thought of was damn I got tshirts older than this girl

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<go for it Bob.>>

Not a bad idea.

Now to find a way to get to New Jersey...

How far are you from her? In miles?

[DeV]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol

Now to find a way to get to New Jersey... She's a cutie.

Though, I remember you saying once you'd never go to Jersey. She'd be worth it, eh.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<How far are you from her? In miles?>>

It's about 230 miles from here to Glen Rock.

<<She's a cutie.>>

Yes.

<<Though, I remember you saying once you'd never go to Jersey.>>

Not willingly, no.

<<She'd be worth it, eh.>>

Yes.

[Xcalibur]

Let's put that in the best way, she is your gf now.

How will you manage the distance with your studies?

[Bobmuhthol]

<<How will you manage the distance with your studies?>>

Obviously I won't.

[Xcalibur]

Therefore, is it a lose-lose situation?

If you become attached to her, only thing that will happen is your little heart being broken as you won't be able to see her?

Careful with that, dude, it's hard.

[Bobmuhthol]

Photoshop is awesome and lets me enjoy this picture in much better quality.

she has braces...

[Xcalibur]

in her mouth:lolwave:

[Bobmuhthol]

<<she has braces...>>

Oh snap I've failed to see them this entire time!!!! Thank you for saving me from the evil braces girl!!!!

I laughed so hard when I was typing that. Anyway, she's 12, wtf do you expect?

Shes got a metal grill...:( :barf:

[Divinity]

She's 12.. heh, that says enough right there.

[Bobmuhthol]

Braces are hot.

[Xcalibur]

With parts of food in it? Guess so.

[Bobmuhthol]

You're around some retarded people with braces, then.

[Bobmuhthol]

She set me as her friend on myspace and my life is now complete.

[Bobmuhthol]

Date: Apr 3, 2005 11:51 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: heyy! add more pictures, ur pretty hott

<3,

~* JuLiAnA *~

what if... you know.. it gets caught...

[StrayRogue]

You're right Dave. I bet everyone looking at this thread have been flagged by the FBI already.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<what if... you know.. it gets caught...>>

Then I experience the worst pain of my life. She's worth it.

[SpunGirl]

You should send her the ::crie:: picture and tell her that's what you're like without her in your life.

-K

[Xcalibur]

Since when it's illegal for a 14 years old boy to have a long distance internet-based relationship with a 12 years old girl?

[SayGoodbye]

She is pretty, and I bet she's gonna be gorgeous when she's older. :yes:

[Alfster]

Dude. She's 12.

Isn't that like 7th grade? Maybe 6th?

[SayGoodbye]

yeah.. she's a cute 12 year old.. and Bob's a lonely 14 year old.. what's the problem?

[Xcalibur]

2 years that are by age term, very important.

But it'S true that now 12 years old girl are way more "awaken" then in our time (25+ years old people)

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Dude. She's 12.

Isn't that like 7th grade? Maybe 6th?>>

Yes, yes it is. I think 6th, because she was born in January.

She still looks awesome.

[Alfster]

I've always heard the unwritten rule was that when someone is in highschool they can no longer date middleschoolers, because...well they're in middle school.

I dunno, maybe Bob's school is different than mine was.

*I'm assuming Bob's in highschool, I could be wrong.

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm in high school, but I can hardly date someone over 200 miles from me.

[Xcalibur]

You have the age to get a scooter's license.

Scooter running at 50 mph = 4 hours to the prize:P

[Alfster]

I skimmed it...my bad.

[SayGoodbye]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
You have the age to get a scooter's license.

Scooter running at 50 mph = 4 hours to the prize:P

Haha.. try again, Driving 90 most of the way from just north of Boston, not hitting much traffic in New York.. it takes bout six hours to get to Atlantic city area. Though depending on where in Jersey this chick lives, it could be a little less. And NJ troopers fucking suck.

[longshot]

Bob, she's cuter than the picture of your Gemstone girlfriend...

[Artha]

Bob, she's cuter than the picture of your Gemstone girlfriend...

I still have that picture.

It's haha.bmp.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Bob, she's cuter than the picture of your Gemstone girlfriend...>>

You suck.

<<I still have that picture.>>

So do you.

[SpunGirl]

Post it! I've never seen it.

-K

[Chadj]

Confirm Add Friend


Do you really want to add alex as a friend?

Click "Add" only if you really wish to add alex as a Friend.



Confirm Add Friend


Do you really want to add Juliana as a friend?

Click "Add" only if you really wish to add Juliana as a Friend.




[Edited on 4-3-2005 by Chadj]

[Bobmuhthol]

Huh, I thought I responded to this a while ago.

I IMed her and she's all over me. I'm hot, I'm nice, the whole thing.

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Huh, I thought I responded to this a while ago.

I IMed her and she's all over me. I'm hot, I'm nice, the whole thing.

Show her some pictures of your cat, she will love that and think your so sweet and sensitive.

[Bobmuhthol]

I think I've achieved very high regard already.

Bikini pic alert.

wait.. from a 12 year old?!111

[Bobmuhthol]

Yeah.. there's like nothing to see.

shes 12... get a crush on an attractive woman at least...

[SpunGirl]

I think your GemStone girlfriend is way hotter, Bob.

-K

[Bobmuhthol]

wtf?

[SpunGirl]

Artha think she's hotter too*, that's why he keeps a picture of her to link everyone to.

-K

*No.

[Bobmuhthol]

:(

[Xcalibur]

Girl that young are aslo very volatile...

Be cautious dude

[Artha]

Artha think she's hotter too*, that's why he keeps a picture of her to link everyone to.
Nah, it's because every time I go to clean out the folder it's in, I'm like 'This is far too good to delete.'

[SpunGirl]

That's what NO stood for, Artha. It's a complex acronym:)

-K

[Bobmuhthol]

haha, I love myspace.

hey cutie!

xoxo,
<333333 michelle! <3333333

The chicks of Glen Rock, NJ can't get enough.

[Xcalibur]

You got a chance, it's called SCOOTER-time...

Be a man, face the responsability of having a gf:P

[Artha]

You got a chance, it's called SCOOTER-time...
No way, I bet there are tons of 90 degree hills between Pepperell, MA and Glen Rock, NJ.

[Xcalibur]

Heheh never said it would be easy.

But he saids she's worth it.

:popcorn:

He could do what I did at his age, which was jump on a greyhound. Except, I didn't have any other money or place to go. I went to NYC and there were no hot chicks to meet but this one snaggle toothed arab dude did try and pick me up at grand central station.

[Dionisius]

While reading this thread the entire time I thought, where is this girls dad? She needs a beating for sending bikini pics of herself to strangers on the internet! BEAT HER!!!

[Keller]

Originally posted by Dionisius
While reading this thread the entire time I thought, where is this girls dad? She needs a beating for sending bikini pics of herself to strangers on the internet! BEAT HER!!!

At work or possibly reading parousing Sports Illustrated on the shitter.

The question is why does he have a computer in her room?

[Bobmuhthol]

Update: There is nothing more annoying than people who constantly go away for hours at a time, come back, and then just go away again.

[Bobmuhthol]

Update #2

(20:59:00) Juliana: um... can i hav ur numbr and call u tomorro aftr scool or something?

I have won.

[Scott]

It will never work Bob, you know her grammar is too shitty for you to accept.

[Xcalibur]

You, that is so touchy about grammar.

She is worse than me in english:uglyclown:

[Bobmuhthol]

rofl

I can deal with it. When it's someone I don't like or is in a position where they shouldn't look retarded I'll care. What she lacks in the ability to speak English she makes up for with sheer adorability.

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Scott
It will never work Bob, you know her grammar is too shitty for you to accept.

Now that made me giggle, on to whether he can tolerate it or not would depend on how much he likes her I am assuming.

[Zentoph]

Pedofile:(

[Bobmuhthol]

I've never argued with her, she's never tried to sound smart. It all balances out.

And wtf, Zentoph?

[Xcalibur]

When you'll be 18, she'll be 16, so you will have to wait 2 years to do something with her EVEN if you already did it with her.

Yeah, that means that at 17 years old and 364 days you'll have the right, but at 18 years old 0 day you won't.

Your laws sux by the way.

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm pretty sure there's a 2 or 3 year window on that.

[Bobmuhthol]

Update #3

(21:50:32) Juliana: goodnight
(21:50:36) Juliana: <3

[Jadewolff]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I'm pretty sure there's a 2 or 3 year window on that.

You're right. The last I heard it's 2 years. I think she's a cutie too. As for the grammer...that's what your job is, to be her mentor and teach her.

[Edited on 4-8-2005 by Jadewolff]

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I'm pretty sure there's a 2 or 3 year window on that.

Yeah, there is.

18/16 is/was last I heard legal in PA, at least.

[Bobmuhthol]

So, theoretically (because it's never going to happen anyway), I'd have to wait from July 2008 to January 2009 for it to be 18/16.

But back to reality.

(20:59:00) Juliana: um... can i hav ur numbr and call u tomorro aftr scool or something?

2h15m left

[HouseofElves]

K, this is the most cute thing evar. Please update because I'm stuck in bed all week and this is better than an afterschool special.

[Bobmuhthol]

wtf just happened

(15:16:21) Juliana: wuts ur numbr again?
(15:16:21) Juliana is no longer away.
(15:16:28) Juliana: i forgot
(15:16:28) Rachel Pwnz: *phone number*
(15:16:31) Juliana: ok
(15:16:32) Juliana: thnx
(15:17:03) Juliana: its not a reel numbr....
(15:17:06) Juliana: well, i hav to go
(15:17:06) Juliana: bi

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You mean other than her inability to type a correctly spelled word?

[AnticorRifling]

Please tell me that's not her SN.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Please tell me that's not her SN.>>

Gaim alias.

<<You mean other than her inability to type a correctly spelled word?>>

Adults that needlessly criticize 12-year-old girls need better hobbies.

[The Korean]

either she can't dial, or she got afraid.

remember bob,

the only thing better than a 12 year old, is a 2 year old.

[AnticorRifling]

You know the best thing about thirty-seven year olds? There's thirty of them.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<either she can't dial, or she got afraid.>>

Probably the latter. She spent like 2 minutes last night debating whether or not I'm 40 and harassing her.

[Xcalibur]

I'm afraid, Bob, that this "romance" is already dead before even being "born".

And the "We can still be friends" crap is floating around somewhere too.

I could give some explanations/speculations/analyses, but you don't need em at the moment.

[Bobmuhthol]

<----


But still no phone call.

[Divinity]

At least she was able to work out the spelling on your sign. That's good, right?

I wouldn't worry about it too much. She probably got scared or the things she was told from her parents about the internet are now popping into her head.

[HarmNone]

Divinity is right. It's a good thing that this little girl is thinking things through when communicating (with people she really doesn't know) on the internet. She a cutie, and could be bait for all kinds of perverts. It's good she knows this.

Thinking about it, X has seen her. Thankfully, you haven't given away her SN, Bob. :scared:

[Edited on 4-10-2005 by HarmNone]

[Bobmuhthol]

Well, the thing about that...

Without talking to her, I know her cell phone number, home phone number, full name, school, address, and have a satellite image of her neighborhood utilizing Google maps.

I just haven't told her that.

[HarmNone]

If you continue to communicate with her, Bob, and gain her trust, that is something you really SHOULD tell her. It's important for her to know. Everybody out there to whom she might be speaking isn't you. If she were my daughter, I'd be having a fit that she was releasing so much information so easily. There have just been too many instances of terrible things happening to naive young girls. It's frightening, really.

[xtc]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Well, the thing about that...

Without talking to her, I know her cell phone number, home phone number, full name, school, address, and have a satellite image of her neighborhood utilizing Google maps.

I just haven't told her that.

Bob, this isn't the sort of thing you tell a girl. It will freak her out.

This girl is 12 years old Bob, be careful you don't get yourself in trouble. I think the best thing you can do is find someone your own age.

Bob I don't know you but finding out all that info seems a little stalkerish to me. Perhaps you just did it to show how smart you are, but be careful. This isn’t criticism but concern.

[HarmNone]

I think the point is, xtc, that Bob does have that information. Bob's smart enough to be aware that he can get that information, and so can anybody else. This little girl, obviously, does not know that. She NEEDS to know that. It's vital that she do.

[Bobmuhthol]

I was thinking about it last night, but came to the conclusion that I would be very quickly avoided. It's very hard explaining that I have such detailed information but can be trusted with it.

[Warriorbird]

Just don't run the scooter down any 90 degree hills and you'll be fine.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Bob I don't know you but finding out all that info seems a little stalkerish to me.>>

My curiosity knows no bounds.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I was thinking about it last night, but came to the conclusion that I would be very quickly avoided. It's very hard explaining that I have such detailed information but can be trusted with it.

At this point, yes. However, once you've developed a trusting relationship (if this occurs), you could be a lot of help to this young girl. :)

[Brattt8525]

Bob isn't stalkerish he is just very information minded and knows how to get it. Bob is 14 afterall, they are only 2 years abd maybe some change apart depending on when they will each turn 13 and 15. Jesus.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<they are only 2 years abd maybe some change apart depending on when they will each turn 13 and 15.>>

July 3, 1990 vs. January 25, 1993

[Bobmuhthol]

She's mos def all over me but goes AFK more than I can fathom.

(13:08:59) Juliana: heyy
(13:09:11) Rachel Pwnz: Hi.
(13:09:36) Juliana: o
(13:09:36) Juliana: i have to go
(13:09:36) Juliana: bi
(13:09:39) Rachel Pwnz: Bye.
(13:19:28) Juliana has become idle.
(13:31:14) Juliana is no longer idle.
(13:33:08) Juliana: heyy
(13:33:09) Juliana: g2g
(13:33:09) Juliana: bi

[Divinity]

That would annoy the crap out of me.

[Bobmuhthol]

Just got a third phone number and second address associated with her.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by HarmNone

Thinking about it, X has seen her. Thankfully, you haven't given away her SN, Bob. :scared:

[Edited on 4-10-2005 by HarmNone]

Sorry, me = meat lover