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Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-01-2005, 12:30 AM
Her concert rocked. She sang some Joplin, Eurythmics (however you spell it) but mostly it was her stuff. I was in a balcony seat, and I shit you not, she waved at me.

Clearly, she wants my pee pee. And DAMN does the girl got a little junk in the trunk! I may have to turn in my man card for going to her concert, but it was worth it. She put on a great show, interacted with the audience, and did I mention she waved at me and wants my pee pee?
HarmNone
04-01-2005, 12:51 AM
Heh. Glad you and your pee pee enjoyed the concert. :lol:
Darnell
04-01-2005, 02:11 AM
make sure to check in that manhood card and gear before your next sit down session with Dr. Phil and Oprah.

D
Diamondback
04-01-2005, 06:32 AM
The picture is from Tiger Beat of all places.

And you thought someone would ask you to turn in your man card.

:spaz:
Parkbandit
04-01-2005, 08:08 AM
Who the hell gave you a man card to begin with?

I'll be going to my first concert in YEARS in November when U2.. a real fucking band comes to Tampa.
xtc
04-01-2005, 08:10 AM
The girl can sing but I must admit I don't get your attraction to her. She does nothing for me. But hey it is a free country
The Korean
04-01-2005, 08:12 AM
A woman payed him some attention. Don't ruin his fantasy.
Parkbandit
04-01-2005, 08:21 AM
:hitit:

But I wouldn't go to her concert unless she personally invited me and then promised I could bang her after.
crazymage
04-01-2005, 08:41 AM
This is almost as bad as this girl i know who paid 145 bucks to see some twit from Dawsons creek in a show.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-01-2005, 09:09 AM
You people don't understand what a great singer she is. She did an "unplugged" song where she just belted it out. The girl can sing!

Oh, another highlight of the evening... one of the guys from real world Miami was there, LOL.
Caiylania
04-01-2005, 10:49 AM
I think shes cool :)
Parkbandit
04-01-2005, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
You people don't understand what a great singer she is. She did an "unplugged" song where she just belted it out. The girl can sing!

Oh, another highlight of the evening... one of the guys from real world Miami was there, LOL.

"It was jus alrigh for me dude"
DeV
04-01-2005, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
And DAMN does the girl got a little junk in the trunk! :yes:
Snapp
04-01-2005, 11:19 AM
:heart: Kelly Clarkson! I'm so jealous you got to see her in concert. :(
04-01-2005, 11:32 AM
:kick: the man police will be at your door shortly for your card.

[Edited on 4-1-2005 by Dave]
Wezas
04-01-2005, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
"It was jus alrigh for me dude"

Quoting the wife again? :saint:
witweew
05-09-2008, 08:16 AM
....yeah -- i agree, people are basically getting sick of the

same old rock/hip-hop/r&b bullsh*t..:love: ...

and there is just this big upsurge from a new style

coming out of Europe -- best place i've found it so
:club:
far is a compilation series called 'euro club hits' on itunes

-- or check this link::welcome:

http://www.futurelectrohouse.com/tracks
AnticorRifling
05-09-2008, 08:31 AM
I hadn't seen SHM's first post before now. I lol in your direction, thank you bot for bumping this.
Arkans
05-09-2008, 08:43 AM
One of the *VERY* few times it is acceptable to ressurect a post this old.

:rofl: I never saw it either.

I mean, SHM is either on the hunt for 13 year old girls or wants to feel like a pin-cushion at one of these shows. Hahahahahahaha!

- Arkans
Parkbandit
05-09-2008, 08:47 AM
Best Bot Bump ever.

Kelly's arms are too big and her breasts are too small.
iJin
05-09-2008, 09:09 AM
LOL

She wants your pee pee.
Asha
05-09-2008, 09:31 AM
See bots can be our friends.

I :heart: CK
AnticorRifling
05-09-2008, 09:37 AM
See bots can be our friends.

I :heart: CK
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t179/LdawgRocks/dyslexic-2.gif
Asha
05-09-2008, 09:59 AM
I love cock.
Arkans
05-09-2008, 10:08 AM
I love cock.

We know.

- Arkans
Solkern
05-09-2008, 10:10 AM
KC is beautiful

Though Linda Mertens is the most gorgeous singer alive
and with the best voice
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm191/Zadiac123/ohsohotlinda.jpg
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
05-09-2008, 01:12 PM
She's kinda bland looking... and odds are, her voice is crap compared to Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation.

EDIT: Note, in terms of hotness, den Adel could pass for Selma Hayek any day of the week.
witweew
05-12-2008, 05:26 PM
....yeah -- i agree, people are basically getting sick of the
:club:
same old rock/hip-hop/r&b bullsh*t.....

and there is just this big upsurge from a new style

coming out of Europe -- best place i've found it so
:love:
far is a compilation series called 'euro club hits' on itunes

-- or check this link::welcome:
Asha
05-12-2008, 05:29 PM
Tempting
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
05-12-2008, 05:30 PM
Lmao, techno. GO HOME.
Solkern
05-12-2008, 05:48 PM
She's kinda bland looking... and odds are, her voice is crap compared to Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation.

EDIT: Note, in terms of hotness, den Adel could pass for Selma Hayek any day of the week.


nah her voice is insane, one of the best i've heard.
BigWorm
05-12-2008, 06:15 PM
Know how I know you're gay?

Because you listen to Kelly Clarkson
Suppa Hobbit Mage
05-12-2008, 08:04 PM
She still sings great too!

It was me, my date, and like 3000 screaming 13 year old girls. I felt like a pedophile.

Oh, I saw David Cook last week at the Power & Light district here. He pretty much should win hands down.
Sean of the Thread
05-12-2008, 08:07 PM
Damn dude goto a mirror and smack yourself a few times with your hair dryer.

Now Carrie Underwood.... all day everyday. <3
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
05-12-2008, 08:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miCviPChgVo
Stanley Burrell
05-12-2008, 08:25 PM
....yeah -- i agree, people are basically getting sick of the
:club:
same old rock/hip-hop/r&b bullsh*t.....

and there is just this big upsurge from a new style

coming out of Europe -- best place i've found it so
:love:
far is a compilation series called 'euro club hits' on itunes

-- or check this link::welcome:



Let me start by saying:

I know you're either an e-bot, or from India, which is the exact same thing... but I'd really would like to convey myself through artistic dance interpretation, in the nude, by posting this HomeStarRunner link, which of course, if you don't get, means you can jerk me off with in-and-around your buttocks in addition to not reading this post. They both fail to get me off because I'm a Eunuch.

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Let me start by saying:

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I dunno, some techno is okay when you're Arkans.
Stanley Burrell
05-12-2008, 08:33 PM
Know how I know you're gay?

Because you listen to Kelly Clarkson

I don't listen to women because their only talent is in the kitchen.

Also, I reported the whoever the do-the-robot prog was that I responded to in the post above. And I'm telling you, Jack, Bill, or whoever else wants to use a monosyllabic version of their first names. Because people need to know how important I am.

Here's how it went down:


This is a direct, malicious attempt at belittling and subsequently touting a TOS-violating attitude of both racism and hateful bigotry towards people of Indian descent.

Thanks :-)

Also-also, T-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape.