Whats your favorite curse word?

[Back]

Mine is fuck, by a longshot. Its so versitile. It can be used in almost any way. Fuck this! Fuck that! Oh fuck! Fuck yeah! Fuck head! Fuckstain! <- Thanks M. Fucking A! Get the fuck outta here! Fuck me! Fuck you!

[Bobmuhthol]

Agreed.

[Snapp]

Cunt by far

[GSLeloo]

I like bastard... "You little bastard" "God damn bastards!"

[Rysk]

When their powers combine.. they are that much greater..

FUCKING-COCK WHORE...
etc.. yes...

[Solkern]

I gotta agree with fuck, you can use it any sentence and it works!

[Edited on 9-19-2003 by Solkern]

[Meos]

don't you just shut the fuck up

[AnticorRifling]

My favorite cuss word is Wisconsin but since that wasn't on the list I went with the F word. It's just so flexible in it's usage.

[Betheny]

Jackass is my favorite swear word. That and Gunt.

I live right next to Wisconsin, Anticor. Be careful. There are ninja cows.

[Back]

Gunt?

[Souzy]

Had to choose fuck, cuz I actually say, "You fuckin' nut fucker" or "Get out of my face, fuckin' dingle nut" Yeah...so fuck is like the common cuss word I use a lot. :thumbsup:

[Snapp]

This is hilarious and combines my two favorite curses!

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/


:P

[Solkern]

Dude, that badass

[peam]

I'm a fuck man myself.

I can't stand the word cunt. It's seriously one of the only curses that can make me cringe.

[Back]

Originally posted by Snapp
This is hilarious and combines my two favorite curses!

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/


:P

laugh. I had to send that to my limey friends.

[Souzy]

That was funny Snapp.

So majority rules and fuck is the only way to go. :D

[Solkern]

I dunno, I love the word slut too, not sure if you all consider it a cuss word, but I use that all the time too

[Souzy]

Like Pax says, Hooker sounds better.

[Solkern]

Slut sounds better!
Lalana am i goign to have to beat you like I beat you in music tag?

Ima go for fuck, with cock as a close second.

I hear this line like everyday at work

. "Hey cocksocker! What the fuck are you doing. " followed by

Hey why don't you suck my dick...cocksucker.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Solkern
Slut sounds better!
Lalana am i goign to have to beat you like I beat you in music tag?

Ohhh Solk...it's so fuckin' on! :P

[Betheny]

Gunt is like 'cunt' but more vulgar.

Gunt is referring to the huge flap of skin that morbidly obese people have over their genitalia. Like they're so fat the fat has nowhere else to go.

Originally posted by Maimara
Gunt is like 'cunt' but more vulgar.

Gunt is referring to the huge flap of skin that morbidly obese people have over their genitalia. Like they're so fat the fat has nowhere else to go.

....I am so glad i have no idea what your talking about.

[Souzy]

You've never been with a girl RangerD? Just imagine a gigantic cunt flappin'. Swish swash.

Originally posted by Lalana
You've never been with a girl RangerD? Just imagine a gigantic cunt flappin'. Swish swash.

Um, i've never been with a morbidly obese woman, no.

Of course the thought is ruining my sex drive as i type.

[Tendarian]

Originally posted by peam
I'm a fuck man myself.

I can't stand the word cunt. It's seriously one of the only curses that can make me cringe.

I was reading a joke page the other day to my girlfriend and one of the jokes was:

Why did god create yeast infections?
So women would know what its like living with an annoying cunt.

I think i got a black and blue mark on my arm and i dont think ive ever said "But i didnt write it!" so many times in a row before.

Cunt is the one word you dont wanna say in front of most woman as they seem to think its worse than any other.

[peam]

That just shows that I'm one sensitive motherfucker.

[Betheny]

Better get some Mandalay cream.

[Zanagodly]

a gunt?!? rofl nice. I'll have to use that one.

[longshot]

Originally posted by Backlash
Mine is fuck, by a longshot. Its so versitile. It can be used in almost any way. Fuck this! Fuck that! Oh fuck! Fuck yeah! Fuck head! Fuckstain! <- Thanks M. Fucking A! Get the fuck outta here! Fuck me! Fuck you!

No, you did not get fucked by longshot!

I went with "cock".

Fuck, when used appropriatetly, can have great impact. Many people overuse it though, and thus its impact is diminished.

Cock stands out though. It can be used in many similies and metaphors, and just really hammers the point home.

Dude A: Did you score with those chicks?

Dude B: No, captain no-cock over here starts ranting about his ex, and blew it for both of us.

[Betheny]

For some reason, every time I hear someone say 'cock', I"m reminded of the scene in The Big Lebowski where Maude goes, "My work has been commended as strongly vaginal. Some men are bothered by that word. Vagina."

[Tendarian]

The curse i use most is shit,as in when something bad happens "Oh shit!" I dont really swear all that much though but when i do you can bet shit is coming out of my mouth :)

[StrayRogue]

Wanker/tosser I am particularily fond of.

[Rysk]

Dude A: Did you score with those chicks?

Dude B: No, captain no-cock over here starts ranting about his ex, and blew it for both of us.

ROFL

[Faellyn]

I had to vote fuck, although I'm trying to clean that word out of my vocabulary, it pops out far too often. My Dad was a plumber and when anything didn't go well (and in plumbing that's a lot of the time) you could hear "pig fucker!" throughout the entire building.

[AnticorRifling]

Wisconsin.

[Back]

Good times.

[Kaig]

Lately its been 'piss' though 'fucker' can be heard from my mouth rather frequently, especially when I get angry at some jerkoff throwing random threats to no one in particular in the game, or if I happen to be playing some video game that cheats so I cannot win. On that note, a steady stream of curses and mixed curses of all kinds are created before I finally put the damn thing down.

[Corli]

My favourite curse word isn't really a curse word... I don't know what one would consider 'bugger'.

On another note, I can personally vouch for Kaig's creative streams of swearing. Sometimes it's rather amusing, other times I wonder how a volley of swear words can come out of a mouth like his! ;>

[Ardwen]

holy bumps!

[Tisket]

Good times.

I wouldn't have believed it possible that someone's self-worth could be so low that they need to bump five year old threads to give themselves some kind of boost.

What a pathetically artificial fuck you are.

edit: and "fuck" is my fave cuss obviously. Why abandon the classics.

[Parkbandit]

holy bumps!

Backrash was just taking a trip down memory lane.. 6 years ago was the time when he was last with a woman (Bethany).

Ah, memories... "Good times"

[diethx]

JUICY BUTT SLUT

[Tisket]

Someone (Mrtastyhead I'd bet) called me a "cuntbucket" in a rep comment. It made me lol.

[radamanthys]

Meh, I quoted this thread in his meltdown thread. It's a fair bump. It could have used a more substantive comment to bump it, though.

OT:
I, personally, don't really curse or swear that much. I do frequently toss out 'shit' to supplant 'stuff'. And, of course, wtf abounds.

If I want to insult, I won't just say "fuck you!". I'll say, "I bet the only way you get off is to pictures of a pediatric burn unit." or "Your mother's milk was made from government cheese" (that one got me neg rep!).

[CrystalTears]

Sweet Jesus this thread scared me. Started reading from the beginning and saw Bethany and nearly died thinking she had returned.

Goddamnit with these old as fuck thread bumps. :tongue:

[Back]

JUICY BUTT SLUT

I am so going to use this.

[Xanator]

Someone neg-repped me for reviving a five-year-old thread once to defend my honor. Wasn't my fault, really, as I didn't post on this thing five years ago and I do my best to cling to the remaining wispy threads of my honor. Instead, I had a red box. :( :( :( :(

I didn't realize it, but I'm told "shit" is my favorite word. The little guy started picking up on it as soon as he started talking, so I kind of had to tone it down / acknowledge that it might be true. I call people "shitbird" with alarming regularity.

[radamanthys]

Sweet Jesus this thread scared me. Started reading from the beginning and saw Bethany and nearly died thinking she had returned.

Goddamnit with these old as fuck thread bumps. :tongue:

I can't believe I remembered it. I wasn't even a member, then.

[diethx]

I am so going to use this.

It's fucking awesome, right? We recently got ubercable and on the guide I get a kick out of reading all the silly porn names. Juicy Butt Sluts is my favorite, and everything lately is a Juicy Butt Slut.

I also like combining two or more - like "Black Booty Humpin' Juicy Butt Sluts".

[Trouble]

I think fuck is my most commonly used one. I'm trying to convert to using damnit (spoken like JD from Scrubs) instead but old habits die hard. I'm also very fond of the fuck-shit combo as coined by Erupt from HoR.

[iJin]

Fart knocker.


INT Beavis and Butthead.

[Celephais]

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/assclimber/bartender.gif

[Belnia]

I'm exceedingly disappointed this thread did not have a poll. It's the perfect place for one!

[AnticorRifling]

I'm exceedingly disappointed this thread did not have a poll. It's the perfect place for one!
It did....6 years ago.


Also Fuck Shit Decurse counts as one swear word.

[Keller]

Definitely fuck.

[4a6c1]

I say mother of God and holy Hell. I dont like the way the other bad words sound coming out of my mouth so I dont say them.

[Celephais]

I say mother of God
http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Mother%20of%20God.jpg

... and holy Hell. I dont like the way the other bad words sound coming out of my mouth so I dont say them.
You sure like the way some bad words go into your mouth.

[4a6c1]

Quiet you.

[AnticorRifling]

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Mother%20of%20God.jpg

You sure like the way some bad words go into your mouth.
Celephais' bad word is only one syllable long. I pull mine out and everyone is all "Holy shit that thing is simple califragilisticexpialidocious!"

[Celephais]

Celephais' bad word is only one syllable long. I pull mine out and everyone is all "Holy shit that thing is simple califragilisticexpialidocious!"
At least my syllable doesn't give you the herp.

[4a6c1]

I think you guys should put your syllables together and see what it spells.

[Celephais]

I think you guys should put your syllables together and see what it spells.
As long as you're willing to mouth it.

[AnticorRifling]

And make sure you roll them Rs.