View Full Version : I crushed my genitals between two 35 lb weight plates, AMA
taurhiphanae
06-27-2020, 09:44 PM
It was after re-racking weights after squatting, for context. It was an accident. I know most of us are on the clock while we're playing gemstone, please keep the questions PG-13
Tgo01
06-27-2020, 09:52 PM
Um?
Taernath
06-27-2020, 09:52 PM
Olympic or standard?
taurhiphanae
06-27-2020, 09:58 PM
Tonight was my first night trying low bar back squats, i've been high bar for years. I took two weeks off of heavy squats to rehab my abs a little and was just doing light front squats and ab work on the squat days
Astray
06-27-2020, 10:06 PM
What the fuckle?
taurhiphanae
06-27-2020, 10:24 PM
I'm not sure that fuckle is allowed in PG-13 movies, but things aren't like they used to be
Furryrat
06-27-2020, 10:25 PM
Stay on target.
taurhiphanae
06-27-2020, 10:28 PM
Stay on target.
That is not me in the picture
Stolis
06-27-2020, 11:04 PM
That is not me in the picture
STAY ON TARGET
taurhiphanae
06-27-2020, 11:55 PM
Ok guys, this concludes my AMA. I'll be sure to check back tomorrow for more questions but I need to go to bed.
Realk
06-28-2020, 12:05 AM
you'll likely piss blood for a week... but otherwise walk it off... and dont stick it anywhere... if it doesnt stop within 7-10 days.... see someone.. and work on technique..
still confused how this happens, but i can do without the details..
taurhiphanae
06-28-2020, 12:57 AM
you'll likely piss blood for a week... but otherwise walk it off... and dont stick it anywhere... if it doesnt stop within 7-10 days.... see someone.. and work on technique..
still confused how this happens, but i can do without the details..
it was the tip, just bruised so i'm not too worried at the moment
Fortybox
06-28-2020, 08:53 AM
Shut up Path
Methais
06-28-2020, 11:56 AM
STAY ON TARGET
I CAN HOLD IT!
taurhiphanae
06-28-2020, 01:35 PM
you'll likely piss blood for a week... but otherwise walk it off... and dont stick it anywhere... if it doesnt stop within 7-10 days.... see someone.. and work on technique..
still confused how this happens, but i can do without the details..
I can see how my post makes it sound like I was re-racking the bar after a set, but I was removing the plates and moving them back to the weight tree. Slid a 35 lber onto the tree and caught the tip between two.
This thread really blew up overnight, i'll try to keep up
RichardCranium
06-28-2020, 01:40 PM
I have a friend with Aspergers.
taurhiphanae
06-28-2020, 02:03 PM
that's a little off topic
Archigeek
06-28-2020, 03:57 PM
I thought you meant your balls. Glad to hear it was only your dick.
Teveriel
06-28-2020, 04:04 PM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/483/928/fb0.jpg
taurhiphanae
06-28-2020, 04:40 PM
Honestly I thought there might be a few more weightlifters playing gemstone. Steady incremental gains over long periods of time is what this game is all about for me, same with lifting. This happened last night and I was more comfortable letting it out in this semi-anonymous forum since probably less than 10 people know my characters. We can let it die though, it feels much better today
Orthin
06-28-2020, 05:13 PM
Honestly I thought there might be a few more weightlifters playing gemstone. Steady incremental gains over long periods of time is what this game is all about for me, same with lifting. This happened last night and I was more comfortable letting it out in this semi-anonymous forum since probably less than 10 people know my characters. We can let it die though, it feels much better today
I don’t lift but I do BJJ which fits into the increments theory you propose
taurhiphanae
06-28-2020, 10:17 PM
I wish I had been exposed to some type of martial arts by my parents when I was younger. I only knew hockey
Methais
06-29-2020, 09:34 AM
Honestly I thought there might be a few more weightlifters playing gemstone. Steady incremental gains over long periods of time is what this game is all about for me, same with lifting. This happened last night and I was more comfortable letting it out in this semi-anonymous forum since probably less than 10 people know my characters. We can let it die though, it feels much better today
We talk about doing push ups with Joe Biden a lot. Does that count?
Bhaalizmo
06-29-2020, 09:44 AM
Boxer briefs for lifting.
taurhiphanae
06-29-2020, 09:48 AM
[QUOTE=Bhaalizmo;2157798]Boxer briefs for lifting.[/QUOT compression boxer briefs
I wear compression boxer briefs just for this reason when I lift
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