Ladies only

[Xcalibur]

Ladies, I was having an argument with some people. When you go make a number 2 in the bathroom, do you clean yourself... (hopefully) front to back or back to front?



[Edited on 30-3-05 by Xcalibur]

[AnticorRifling]

Front to back dude, not top to bottom....

[Xcalibur]

From the north side to the south side...

:banghead::(

[AnticorRifling]

It's not really a up/down north/south issue. It's front to back.

[SpunGirl]

Dear Moderators,

Do we really have to be subjected to this shit? No pun intended.

Love,
Kristin

[Xcalibur]

You can IGNORE this thread, it works wonderful I was told.

[Toxicvixen]

Just wow. The fact that you had the conversation in the first place makes me just sad for you. Why don't you just ask your wife?

[Xcalibur]

Cause my dear loved one is just one version.

:!:

[Trinitis]

Just one? I hear you upgrade often X.

[Divinity]

:wtf:

[Xcalibur]

I heard that too... ahh those rumors...

:spin:

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Divinity
:wtf:

Just wanted this one to be read again. It seems very fitting for this thread. Well put Divinity!

:clap:

[Parkbandit]

:ohshit:

[Xcalibur]

Eh, that's very pertinent.

I'm sure most of the guys here don't even know what is the majority of the way ladies clean themselves after a number 2.

:blndwhip:

[Some Rogue]

Maybe not, but I assure the majority don't care.

[Alfster]

I'd bet most of the guys here really don't care how they clean it, so long as it's cleaned...

[SpunGirl]

X clearly gets off thinking about women's poopoo. Bravo. Or maybe he's asking because someone in his life has had some troubles, and he's looking for advice....? :lol:

-K

[Edited on 3-30-2005 by SpunGirl]

[Xcalibur]

I am the kind of guy that would buy Tampax or Kotex to my girly.

That's a man of his time:smug:

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
X clearly gets off thinking about women's poopoo. Bravo. Or maybe he's asking because someone in his life has had some troubles, and he's looking for advice....? :lol:

-K

[Edited on 3-30-2005 by SpunGirl]

When I'll ask advice about how to burp yourself, I'll ask you.

Until then, you can keep that supposition to yourself:duh::duh:

[Toxicvixen]

Most men would by special products for thier female, but are a hell of a lot more tactful in thier conversation choices.

[CrystalTears]

The boards have officially gone to shit. Take the pun however you want.

[Xcalibur]

You speak about everything when you're drunk after a day of work.

AT least we do here.

And I think speaking of everything is a good way to be ressourceful

And knowledge is power, I remember a tv show saying something like that.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Divinity
:wtf:

This needed repeating. Especially after that jargon he just sputtered.

[Toxicvixen]

So knowing how women clean themselves is power how? :nutty:

[CrystalTears]

In serious need of therapy.

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Ryenn
Holy shit, Xcalibur is married? I wonder what his wife is like.

Apparently, she has a poopy vagina.

-K

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by SpunGirl

Originally posted by Ryenn
Holy shit, Xcalibur is married? I wonder what his wife is like.

Apparently, she has a poopy vagina.

-K

She's 10 times cutter than you, also.

I put 2-3 pics of my wife in my Xcalibur's pics in the PHOTO GALLERY

[Wezas]

To have this thread have any kind of integrity, girls, do you look at the TP afterwards? :offtopic:

[Xcalibur]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHOAOHHOAOHAOHAOHAHOHA:duh:

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Xcalibur

Originally posted by SpunGirl

Originally posted by Ryenn
Holy shit, Xcalibur is married? I wonder what his wife is like.

Apparently, she has a poopy vagina.

-K

She's 10 times cutter than you, also.

I put 2-3 pics of my wife in my Xcalibur's pics in the PHOTO GALLERY

That's all a matter of opinion. I think Spungirl is hella cute, and your woman, I'm sorry to say, loses points just for being associated with you.

[Xcalibur]

Objectively speaking, you are subjective.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Ryenn
Damn a poopy vagina. That really sucks X.

[Edited on 3-30-2005 by Ryenn]

HUH????????

[SpunGirl]

:heart: CT.

Also, I'd rather NOT be as cute as your wife, married to someone who is NOT a turdbag, CAN speak English, and.... of course, there is the poopy vagina bit to consider.

So if that means your wife is 10 times "cutter" than me, I think I'll survive kthx.

-K

[Xcalibur]

Here, we speak another language to communicate.

As many countries in the world.

REmember that there's OTHER countries in the world??

Poopy vagina? The hell you're speaking about?

How can someone has poop on their vaginas? You have way weird fantasies, dude.

And her body mass index is at around 21, yours?:duh::up:

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Poopy vagina? The hell you're speaking about?

How can someone has poop on their vaginas? You have way weird fantasies, dude.


You're the one who is asking how women wipe themselves! You're the one with the weirdo, kinky fascinations there, bub.

[Bobmuhthol]

I would love to have Xcalibur's wife.

[SpunGirl]

CT, just :banghead:

-K

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Ryenn
<<How can someone has poop on their vaginas? You have way weird fantasies, dude. >>

Umm...are you really asking that?


Damn, there's like 2 inches separating the 2 spots...

And with gravity, you cannot shit upward. At least here.

And I wasn't the one bringing that DISGUSTING thing.

I was simply asking the way they're cleaning:saint:

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I would love to have Xcalibur's wife.

Dude, she's 5'11...:P

[Ilvane]

I have two things to say...:weirdthread: and

:troll:

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Dude, she's 5'11>>

:(

Short (and small - no fatties) chicks are so much hotter.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Ilvane
I have two things to say...:weirdthread: and

:troll:

It's about how ladies clean theirselves after taking a number 2 down in the throne.

I saw worse threads, I think:D

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<Dude, she's 5'11>>

:(

Short (and small - no fatties) chicks are so much hotter.

I thought like you when I was younger.

Then I experienced the LONNNNNNNNNNNG thighs...

:D:D:D:D:D

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by Some Rogue
Maybe not, but I assure the majority don't care.

As far as I know, girls don't do that.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Are you kidding me?>>

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/upload/Xcalibur's/566.jpg

There's something wrong with you if you wouldn't do her.

I'd shove it in her.

- Arkans

[Xcalibur]

Ehhh... Dude, she hates that pic...

She saids we should had remove the clothes on the dryer:lol2:

i=y

[Edited on 30-3-05 by Xcalibur]

[Soulpieced]

This smiley is for Bob.

[Dwarven Empath]

:ohshit:

[Sean]

Get back on topic.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Just for the record...


Back to front can cause, yes... not only a poopy vagina, but infections.

You should share that information with your wife when you teach her how to wipe.

[Chadj]

Girls don't poo.

[Hulkein]

1) X's wife is good looking.

2) Answer the question he asked or stfu and stop crapping his thread.

OMG NO PUN INTENDED KEKEKEKE I R ORIGINAL

[Alfster]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
Just for the record...


Back to front can cause, yes... not only a poopy vagina, but infections.

You should share that information with your wife when you teach her how to wipe.

Disturbing image...

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
Just for the record...


Back to front can cause, yes... not only a poopy vagina, but infections.

You should share that information with your wife when you teach her how to wipe.

So you're saying you go from front to back?

[Chadj]

Why do I get the feeling X gets turned on by this topic?

[Edited on 3-30-2005 by Chadj]

[Xcalibur]

Because you smoked your damn pot again.

Quit before it's too late:yawn:

[DeV]

Front to back.

Trust your wife on this next time.

[Chadj]

Well, that's a little off topic, but I'll give ya a chance since your reading comprehension really lacks.

See, when I say that I quit weed and have not smoked it since new years, that means I no longer do it. Which means that I have not recently done it. Which means I've already quit.

Also, your wife is ok... but she still has a poopy vagina. (despite the fact that I stand by my original comment that girls do not shit)

[Edited on 3-30-2005 by Chadj]

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Chadj
Well, that's a little off topic, but I'll give ya a chance since your reading comprehension really lacks.

See, when I say that I quit weed and have not smoked it since new years, that means I no longer do it. Which means that I have not recently done it. Which means I've already quit.

Also, your wife is ok... but she still has a poopy vagina. (despite the fact that I stand by my original comment that girls do not shit)

[Edited on 3-30-2005 by Chadj]

EHHHHHHHHH???

I don't get an update of your life every day, sorry bro.

p.s. Gravity makes thing fall downward and not upward.

[Edited on 30-3-05 by Xcalibur]

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by DeV
Front to back.

Trust your wife on this next time.

My wife, unfortunately, isn't the majority of women living on this planet.

And a weird thread from time to time is funny:D

[Nakiro]

Front to back (duh).

[Kyra]

Originally posted by Xcalibur

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
Just for the record...


Back to front can cause, yes... not only a poopy vagina, but infections.

You should share that information with your wife when you teach her how to wipe.

So you're saying you go from front to back?

After having worked in a nursing home for almost a decade I can say that the only time I knew of ANY female wiping back to front was when they were affected with demetia. Cat is correct,...back to front is asking for some nasty infections.

There must be alot less personal boundaries on information sharing between strangers where you're at X...

K.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Nakiro
Front to back (duh).

You're a woman?

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Kyra

Originally posted by Xcalibur

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
Just for the record...


Back to front can cause, yes... not only a poopy vagina, but infections.

You should share that information with your wife when you teach her how to wipe.

So you're saying you go from front to back?

After having worked in a nursing home for almost a decade I can say that the only time I knew of ANY female wiping back to front was when they were affected with demetia. Cat is correct,...back to front is asking for some nasty infections.

There must be alot less personal boundaries on information sharing between strangers where you're at X...

K.

Where did you see me speaking about how my woman clean herself?

I am asking YOU ALL:P

[Parkbandit]

Hey X;

If your woman has a bush that smells like shit, just have her douche. Sometimes it's not that they are wiping from back to front.. it's that they simply smell down there.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Actually, just telling you what I read once in a health journal.


I dont make a habit of telling strangers what i do in the bathroom.

Or don't be around a girl that smells of fish and tastes of battery acid.

- Arkans

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I had a girlfriend with a stanky goonya. So, ladies, would you rather have a boyfriend that told you it was stanky (politely I mean), or fake like he had a pube stuck in his throat to cover for the gagging (that's what I did!).

I had to break up with her because the stanky goonya grossed me out. That and she didn't shave/trim and it was like a fucking pom-pom when you got her drawers off.

I almost threw up with that post.

- Arkans

[Wezas]

I can't find my "Huge Crap Appreciation Post" but I did find this other related post:

Soulpie's #2 Thread (http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=3990)

[DianaBanana]

I had a friend get an infection from wiping the wrong way. We all got a good laugh out of it when we found out cause it was so ridiculous. Since then, we blame everything she does on account of her being 100% polish. It's simply not her fault.

BTW I'm only 50% polish, hence I know better. :lol:

Hey, you can't make fun us 100% Polish people. It's like.. Making fun of cripples or cancer patients! Total disability!

- Arkans

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Arkans
Hey, you can't make fun us 100% Polish people. It's like.. Making fun of cripples or cancer patients! Total disability!

- Arkans

It's the non-polish 50% that is making fun of you. :D

That side is just jealous because it can't look as cool as me in my glow in the dark sun glasses!

- Arkans

[Xcalibur]

I still don't understand the link with cleaning backward and infections..

Maybe the vaginas of american are really big or the asshole is.

:nono:

[African American]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Ladies, I was having an argument with some people. When you go make a number 2 in the bathroom, do you clean yourself... (hopefully) front to back or back to front?



[Edited on 30-3-05 by Xcalibur]

You have problems. Seek help.

[Xcalibur]

Why do I have a problem because I was speaking of how women clean themselves after shitting?

You aren't interested in women?

p.s. Women are people too, and people do make poupou.

[Edited on 30-3-05 by Xcalibur]

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Why do I have a problem because I was speaking of how women clean themselves after shitting?

You aren't interested in women?

p.s. Women are people too, and people do make poupou.

[Edited on 30-3-05 by Xcalibur]

"poupou" is spelled wrong.

Though it's probably how the FRENCH say it.

[Xcalibur]

No we say "caca"

:P