a brass bugle: Fox Pet

[Maylan]

This item summons the brand new fox pet from Rumor Woods. This is your chance to own the very first of its kind!

MB: 50m silvers
CB: 125m to Nordred, SOLD! My hero.

Bidding will go ONCE - TWICE - SOLD. I'll update a couple times daily.

Silvers only please!

NO Buy-Out offers! Let's see where this goes.

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You glance down to see a brass bugle in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.

You analyze your brass bugle and sense that the creator has provided the following information:

The physical appearance of your brass bugle can be changed.

A mysterious bugle that can be used by EXHALING on it. It may take you several attempts for the bugle to work! Once you successfully EXHALE on the horn it will become ATTUNED.


You get no sense of whether or not the bugle may be further lightened.

[Dyreknor]

50m

[Nordred]

I'll go 55.

[Dyreknor]

I'll go 55.

60m

Your wolves will feel betrayed and be sad. You should pass for them!

[Nordred]

That is true. But they are distracted easily and are not terribly bright. I've already been forbidden to have any more kittens to try and feed them, the nerve of some people.

So lets make this a little more entertaining and jump to 70.

[Dyreknor]

They told me they want to be adopted by me if you get a fox.

75m!

[Nordred]

What? I'd be offended but I'm pretty sure anyone that has had to tolerate being around them for long wants them to go away.

Lets just keep going then, 80.

[Maylan]

CB: 80m to Nordred, going once

[Dyreknor]

85m

[Wyrmo]

If you intended to sell the item, should you have entered the raffle in the first place?

[BriarFox]

If you intended to sell the item, should you have entered the raffle in the first place?

She won it in the fox hunt, Karen.

[Fortybox]

If you intended to sell the item, should you have entered the raffle in the first place?

She also thinks PC/Lnet are such toxic places...except when it's time to sell an item for $!

[Nordred]

So now I have to do 90... you'll do 95, I'll have to then do 100. So lets skip a few steps and go straight to 100.

[Maylan]

CB: 100m to Nordred, going once!

[sellies]

If you intended to sell the item, should you have entered the raffle in the first place?

It wasn't a raffle. It's a rare find at the fox hunt.

[Dyreknor]

105

[Elgrim]

If you intended to sell the item, should you have entered the raffle in the first place?

Yea Karen, you knucklehead

[Nordred]

Alright, Dyreknor didn't pay me my 5k bribe to not bid again. 110 mil.

[Goat]

She also thinks PC/Lnet are such toxic places...except when it's time to sell an item for $!

Isn't that what everyone thinks?

[Amerek]

She also thinks PC/Lnet are such toxic places...except when it's time to sell an item for $!

She's not wrong

[Maylan]

CB: 110m to Nordred, going once!

[Dyreknor]

115m

[Nordred]

125!

[Dyreknor]

130

[Maylan]

CB: 130m to Dyreknor, going once!

[Dyreknor]

sorry I'm going to have to withdraw. I got one!

[HebrewToYou]

Uhhhh - wut?

[Maylan]

Pretty uncool of you, but okay. Bid withdrawn.

[Nordred]

There was one more step of drama before that. I was about to up the bid by a bit and I had it typed in and then decided to log onto discord and literally a few people are like he just bought one. So moral of the story log into discord before PC.

[Maylan]

Okay. To get this back on track, I'm going to have to discuss this with your co bidder. Update coming soon.

[Maylan]

This was pretty shitty for both you and I, Nordred. I'll take this to DMs and work something out with you.

[Nordred]

I didn't actually click the reply with the offer, I just had it typed out and ready to go.

[Maylan]

Okay, Nordred has agreed to honor his 125m bid. CB: 125m to Nordred GOING TWICE. This item will be marked as sold by 8pm eastern if no further bids are received.

Thank you Nordred. I feel good about this solution. You're a solid dude.

[HebrewToYou]

Nordred, your stock has risen considerably here.

[beldannon5]

Nordred is very good people

[Fortybox]

Isn't that what everyone thinks?

Amazing the toxicity is accepted to get that $ sale though?

[Goat]

Amazing the toxicity is accepted to get that $ sale though?

What are you even doing here?

[Evanu]

So wait Nordred was nice enough to honor his highest bid, and you're dragging it out further even though no other bids came through besides the drama bidder's this whole time?

Hmm. Not my auction, not my problem I guess.

[Maylan]

I didn't think it was fair to just shut down bidding, given that I advertised twice daily updates. But if Nordred would prefer I just mark it as sold, I'm happy to do so. I wasn't expecting other bids, just trying to be transparent and do everything on the up and up is all. I'm doing the best I can.

[HebrewToYou]

Maylan, you're handling this with grace. I think accepting additional bids with a GOING TWICE status is the right thing to do.

[Nordred]

For all you get on high end sales you are having some one give a lot of what they have, second thoughts are just natural. In this case he found another for the same amount I'd previously bid. He was in on this one fully but he knew I was willing to spend more and this way I think we all come out ahead. Maylan still makes a killing, he gets a fox and hopefully I'll get this one here later for 125.

[Tyronebiggums]

So wait Nordred was nice enough to honor his highest bid, and you're dragging it out further even though no other bids came through besides the drama bidder's this whole time?

Hmm. Not my auction, not my problem I guess.

Why are you talking then dipshit?

[Evanu]

The moral of the story is people are soft as baby shit nowadays, if you don't like something, ignore it like a normal human being. Being offended and outraged is en vogue right now, and it's ruining this country

At first I was going to say some stuff about freedom of speech and accuse you of hating on protestors or something outlandish. But then I thought let me see if this douchebag is a hypocrite who probably dishes it all day long but can't take it. You tell me.

[Tyronebiggums]

At first I was going to say some stuff about freedom of speech and accuse you of hating on protestors or something outlandish. But then I thought let me see if this douchebag is a hypocrite who probably dishes it all day long but can't take it. You tell me.

No, this douchebag can take it. But you complaining about somebody else’s auction that you’re not involved in IS soft as baby shit, you dipshit.

[Evanu]

No, this douchebag can take it. But you complaining about somebody else’s auction that you’re not involved in IS soft as baby shit, you dipshit.

Really? You have a weird way of showing you can take it. You know complaining about complaining is a thing right, douchebag? And you have a fucking history of it. Take your own advice.

[Fortybox]

What are you even doing here?

https://media.giphy.com/media/gpmARWm3Pwypq/giphy.gif

[Velfi]

It's always so refreshing to see the "my first amendment rights!" when a private citizen tells another private citizen to shut the fuck up.

[Nordred]

Gentlemen, settle this like proper men. Each get a kitten and then have them fight to the death. Victor claims well, offending most people by going through with it?

[Goat]

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/free_speech.png

[time4fun]

It's always so refreshing to see the "my first amendment rights!" when a private citizen tells another private citizen to shut the fuck up.

I think it's fair to say that a big chunk of Americans are in dire need of some civics education...

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I think it's fair to say that a big chunk of Americans are in dire need of some civics education...

From you? STFU cunt.

[time4fun]

From you? STFU cunt.

It's so cute to watch little boys get all angry for no reason.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

It's so cute to watch little boys get all angry for no reason.

You can't resist responding, can you cunt. Please, call us boys or sweathearts again. We love hearing it from your cunt mouth. Tell us again about your imagined boyfriend, when we all know racist pieces of shit like yourself couldn't possibly get one, even a fatty mcfaterson.

[time4fun]

Oh sweetie- I'm sorry, but it's just really hard to take a guy who screams obscenities at strangers on the internet seriously.

You are very adorable though.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Oh sweetie- I'm sorry, but it's just really hard to take a guy who screams obscenities at strangers on the internet seriously.

You are very adorable though.

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the cunt. Please respond in non-cunt verbiage so people not cunts can understand.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

And how dare you assume my sexual identity, you fucking racist sexist homophobic cunt.

[Taernath]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/478/231/b86.jpg

[Rozy]

Is there anything this thread doesn't have?

[Alashir]

Is there anything this thread doesn't have?

Civilized discourse?

[Maylan]

SOLD and delivered. :D

Nordred's bugle glows brightly as it shifts into a smoky black bugle embellished with a white-faced kit.
Nordred draws the smoky black bugle up to his lightly closed lips and begins to exhale against the bugle's mouthpiece. A soothing, low tone emits from the smoky black bugle.

A white-faced smoky black kit with dark brown eyes trots in and up to Nordred.

[BriarFox]

That is the most adorable fox ever.

[Ardwen]

Just great another being for Nordred to throw daggers at.

[time4fun]

Just great another being for Nordred to throw daggers at.

I'm way too vegan for this thread

[Nordred]

Alright, daggers are not for throwing. Not my daggers anyways.

[Alashir]

SOLD and delivered. :D

Nordred's bugle glows brightly as it shifts into a smoky black bugle embellished with a white-faced kit.
Nordred draws the smoky black bugle up to his lightly closed lips and begins to exhale against the bugle's mouthpiece. A soothing, low tone emits from the smoky black bugle.

A white-faced smoky black kit with dark brown eyes trots in and up to Nordred.

Lol that is stupidly adorable