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Parkbandit
03-29-2005, 09:55 AM
I know this happened last week.. but it still irritates me how Barry Bonds wants to blame others on his current predicament. Racism? How fucking lame is that god damn crutch? The Reporters? Come off it bitch.

He was an asshole prior to this I realize.. but this just solidified him as the game's biggest pussy in my book. I'll be rooting for him to never return from his "scoped" knee that he thinks should take him a year to recover from. Sure it's the knee that will keep you out.

Wezas
03-29-2005, 09:56 AM
How long exactly does it take to get the steroids out of your urine?

Parkbandit
03-29-2005, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Wezas
How long exactly does it take to get the steroids out of your urine?

Drug Approximate Detection Time in Urine:
Alcohol 1-2 days
Amphetamines (crystal, Ice, crank, methamphetamines) 5-7 days
Barbituates Short-Acting (ie. secobarbital) 1-2 days
Barbituates Long-Acting (ie. phenobarbital) 2-3 weeks
Benzodiazepines (Librium®,Valium®,Serax,Xanax®) 2-30 days
Cannabinoids (THC,Marijuana) 20-90 days
Clenbuterol 2-4 days
Cocaine (Crack) 3-5 days
Codeine 2-5 days
Euphorics (MDMA, Ecstasy) 3-7 days
LSD 1-4 days
Methadone 3-5 days
Methaqualone (Quaalude) l-14 days
Opiates (heroin, Vicode, morphine, codeine) 2-7 days
Phencyclidine (PCP, Angel Dust) 1-30 days
Phenobarbital 10-20 days
Propoxyphene (Darvon) 1-3 days
Psilocybin (mushrooms) 3-5
Steroids (anabolic) oral 14 days


Source (http://www.clearchoiceofny.com/drugtestinfo.html)

[Edited on 3-29-05 by Parkbandit]

Wezas
03-29-2005, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
LSD 1-4 days


Ah, the drug of choice when I was in high school.

Always remember hearing that it was only in the system for a few days and couldn't be traced otherwise without a spinal tap.

Though these days with DNA, who knows.

AnticorRifling
03-29-2005, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Wezas
How long exactly does it take to get the steroids out of your urine?

Drug Approximate Detection Time in Urine:
Alcohol 1-2 days
Amphetamines (crystal, Ice, crank, methamphetamines) 5-7 days
Barbituates Short-Acting (ie. secobarbital) 1-2 days
Barbituates Long-Acting (ie. phenobarbital) 2-3 weeks
Benzodiazepines (Librium®,Valium®,Serax,Xanax®) 2-30 days
Cannabinoids (THC,Marijuana) 20-90 days
Clenbuterol 2-4 days
Cocaine (Crack) 3-5 days
Codeine 2-5 days
Euphorics (MDMA, Ecstasy) 3-7 days
LSD 1-4 days
Methadone 3-5 days
Methaqualone (Quaalude) l-14 days
Opiates (heroin, Vicode, morphine, codeine) 2-7 days
Phencyclidine (PCP, Angel Dust) 1-30 days
Phenobarbital 10-20 days
Propoxyphene (Darvon) 1-3 days
Psilocybin (mushrooms) 3-5
Steroids (anabolic) oral 14 days


Source (http://www.clearchoiceofny.com/drugtestinfo.html)

[Edited on 3-29-05 by Parkbandit]

Your list doesn't show all the other steriods, plus lumping them as one drug is stupid. I'm pretty sure Dbol, Primo, winni, etc all have different break down rates. And, like I said, your list shows oral steriods. Pills are good sure but needles are generally the way to go for that.

Wezas
03-29-2005, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Pills are good sure but needles are generally the way to go for that.

Especially after Jose was bragging about all the people he poked in the butt.

03-29-2005, 10:09 AM
LSD was scary. This fascist stayed away from it. Didn't much care of seeing weird things.

High school was when I hit the yayo hard.

- Arkans

AnticorRifling
03-29-2005, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Pills are good sure but needles are generally the way to go for that.

Especially after Jose was bragging about all the people he poked in the butt.

Juiced is a good book, decently written.

Wezas
03-29-2005, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Arkans
LSD was scary. This fascist stayed away from it. Didn't much care of seeing weird things.


I guess I started off wrong. I didn't smoke cigarettes so I stayed away from pot.

LSD was an 8 hour trip for $5 - you can't beat that. :saint:

Best things enjoyed while tripping = Wolfenstein 3D, Roller Coasters at Kings Dominion, and watching Toy Story 2 (especially the little green guys)

03-29-2005, 10:20 AM
For sure, acid was the most bang for your buck. I tried it sometime after pot and after eating dinner with my friend's parents at the time, I realized that it was probably not for me!

- Arkans