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Jenisi
03-29-2005, 10:27 PM
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- Two-time Oscar-winning actress Hilary Swank has been fined for bringing forbidden fruit into New Zealand, after getting a thumbs down from judges in an appeal, a court said Wednesday.

Swank was issued notice of a fine for breaching New Zealand's strict quarantine laws when she failed to declare an apple and an orange while arriving at an airport on January 15 on a flight from Los Angeles, but appealed the penalty to a court.

The Manukau District Court on Wednesday advised the country's Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry that Swank's appeal had been rejected and that she had been fined NZ$200 ($142) plus costs of NZ$30 ($21).

Swank, winner of the Best Actress Oscar for her role as a boxer in Clint Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby," had written to the ministry seeking a court hearing to have her fine expunged.

"After my 20-hour flight I simply forgot I had one orange and one apple. I do apologize sincerely," she said in her handwritten letter.

The ministry noted that all international travelers are obliged to declare all foodstuffs they may be carrying when entering New Zealand.

Thousands of visitors arriving in New Zealand are slapped with on-the-spot fines each year for not declaring agricultural products such as fruit. Few contest the fines.

New Zealand is largely free of insect pests that cause billions of dollars in damage to crops and livestock in other parts of the world.

Swank also won a Best Actress Oscar for her role in the 1999 movie "Boys Don't Cry."

[Edited on 3-30-2005 by Jenisi]

Xcalibur
03-29-2005, 10:29 PM
Sorry, I won't make a thread about your tatoos or piercings.

Better luck next time:)

p.s. That girl is ugly.

Hips
03-29-2005, 10:29 PM
God damn she's ugly.

Jenisi
03-29-2005, 10:31 PM
OMG speaking of tattoo's and peircings... X has a small penis!

StrayRogue
03-29-2005, 10:32 PM
MMM forbidden doughnut.

Xcalibur
03-29-2005, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Jenisi
OMG speaking of tattoo's and peircings... X has a small penis!

You're so wrong.... My nickname is the JackDriller:cool:

Skeeter
03-29-2005, 10:32 PM
She is a horsed face troll.

Reminds me of Julia Roberts

Snapp
03-29-2005, 10:35 PM
$160 for an apple and an orange. Ouch.

Oops, sorry, didn't mean to be on topic!

Artha
03-29-2005, 10:41 PM
My nickname is the JackDriller
"Suitor Number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake, or a jackhammer?"
"Definitely a jackhammer. I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done, you're not the same as before - you're changed."

God I love that movie.

Skeeter
03-29-2005, 10:42 PM
good thing she wasn't going to Singapore, they would've caned her ass


And this one's for stealing the Oscar
And this one's for being a Horse face
And this one's for Clint turning into a pussy

03-29-2005, 10:45 PM
There's things at the airport. They're these things that say you need to discard any non-vacuum sealed food products within their confines.

Anyone ever watch that episode of the Simpsons where Bart accidentally brings this frog to Australia and it destroys all of their agriculture?

AnticorRifling
03-30-2005, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Artha

My nickname is the JackDriller
"Suitor Number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake, or a jackhammer?"
"Definitely a jackhammer. I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done, you're not the same as before - you're changed."

God I love that movie.

If you were a super hero what super powers would you have?

Xcalibur
03-30-2005, 05:30 PM
Going through ANYTHING.

:drunk::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::drunk:

Bobmuhthol
03-30-2005, 06:11 PM
haha it's funny to see replies about how ugly she is. That's the first thing I thought when I read the original post.

Artha
03-30-2005, 06:20 PM
If you were a super hero what super powers would you have?
Wow, that's a great question but a tough one. I mean, what does one gauge his response on? Physical prowess, keen detection skills, the ability to banter well with super villains...

Gan
03-30-2005, 06:50 PM
The ability to teleport anyone and anything in my way to a remote location of my choosing, not limited to teleporting myself.

Car cuts you off??? BLAMO! teleported to the nearest building top.

Person annoys you or gets in your way??? BLAMO! teleported to the nearest remote island.

Thats the powers I'd like to have...