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Murrandii
06-05-2020, 10:40 PM
LOL OPEN 1030 against ONE BANDIT from a post cap bard in a level 25ish hunting zones… LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sounds like bad scripting too, check her, she searches the trolls whenever it dies too



[Greymist Wood]
The ground slopes downward toward the sound of waves breaking gently in the distance. The air is tangy with salt even in the preternatural stillness of the mysterious and ancient wood. Somewhere far above, a shrill cry echoes into the endless sky. Closer by, muffled grunts and a crash of breaking wood mark the passing of large beasts. You also see a troll-claw, a dwarven highwayman that appears stunned and a jungle troll.
Also here: Don, Grand Lord Kassdorgia
Obvious paths: east, south
>
Kassdorgia skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
CS: +466 - TD: +144 + CvA: +15 + d100: +83 - -5 == +425
Warding failed!
Waves of sonic vibration wash over you with tremendous force!
Sound waves disrupt you for 231 damage!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The air calms down around you.
You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
The very powerful look leaves you.
The white light leaves you.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
You feel your extra strength departing.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
You lose your extra internal fortitude.
You become solid again.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The powerful look leaves you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
The evanescent shield shrouding Don fades briefly.
CS: +466 - TD: +149 + CvA: +15 + d100: +95 - -5 == +432
Warding failed!
Don reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 235 damage!

* Don drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Don
The air calms down around Don
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Don
Don seems a bit less imposing.
The air about Don shimmers momentarily before the evanescent shield surrounding him collapses.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Don
The silvery luminescence fades from around Don
The very powerful look leaves Don
--- Lich: bigshot has exited.
The white light leaves Don
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Don, then vanishes.
The deep blue glow leaves Don
Don appears to lose some internal strength.
Don seems hesitant.
The bright luminescence fades from around Don
The dim aura fades from around Don
Don seems slightly different.
A subtle light fades from Don's eyes.
The light blue glow leaves Don
Don's ethereal censer fades away, leaving only a faint lingering scent of incense.
A white glow rushes away from Don
Don becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Don suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Donr becomes solid again.
CS: +466 - TD: +360 + CvA: -10 + d100: +90 == +186
Warding failed!
A dwarven highwayman reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 87 damage!
... 80 points of damage!
The dwarven highwayman's left leg crumbles briefly and explodes in a shower of gore.
The dwarven highwayman rolls over and dies.

A half-elven marauder is forced out of hiding.
CS: +466 - TD: +355 + CvA: -10 + d100: +62 == +163
Warding failed!
A half-elven marauder reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 73 damage!
... 70 points of damage!
The half-elven marauder's shoulder joint explodes, severing shield arm.
The marauder's reinforced shield falls to the ground.
The half-elven marauder is stunned!

CS: +466 - TD: +85 + CvA: +25 + d100: +38 == +444
Warding failed!
A jungle troll reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 242 damage!
The jungle troll falls to the ground as the stillness of death overtakes him.
The deep blue glow leaves a jungle troll.
>
Kassdorgia searches a dwarven highwayman.
Kassdorgia gathers the remaining coins.
A dwarven highwayman decays into compost.
>
Kassdorgia searches a jungle troll.
Kassdorgia gathers the remaining coins.
A jungle troll decays into compost.
>
Kassdorgia darkly says, "Crap."
>
You hear the booming roar of an angered jungle troll, coming from the east.
>

RYshinanigansAN
06-05-2020, 10:42 PM
Because whining on Lnet for an extended period of time wasn't enough

Derex
06-05-2020, 10:47 PM
LOL OPEN 1030 against ONE BANDIT from a post cap bard in a level 25ish hunting zones… LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sounds like bad scripting too, check her, she searches the trolls whenever it dies too



[Greymist Wood]
The ground slopes downward toward the sound of waves breaking gently in the distance. The air is tangy with salt even in the preternatural stillness of the mysterious and ancient wood. Somewhere far above, a shrill cry echoes into the endless sky. Closer by, muffled grunts and a crash of breaking wood mark the passing of large beasts. You also see a troll-claw, a dwarven highwayman that appears stunned and a jungle troll.
Also here: Don, Grand Lord Kassdorgia
Obvious paths: east, south
>
Kassdorgia skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
CS: +466 - TD: +144 + CvA: +15 + d100: +83 - -5 == +425
Warding failed!
Waves of sonic vibration wash over you with tremendous force!
Sound waves disrupt you for 231 damage!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The air calms down around you.
You notice your blood flow go back to normal.
The very powerful look leaves you.
The white light leaves you.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
You feel your extra strength departing.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
You lose your extra internal fortitude.
You become solid again.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The powerful look leaves you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
The evanescent shield shrouding Don fades briefly.
CS: +466 - TD: +149 + CvA: +15 + d100: +95 - -5 == +432
Warding failed!
Don reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt him for 235 damage!

* Don drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Don
The air calms down around Don
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Don
Don seems a bit less imposing.
The air about Don shimmers momentarily before the evanescent shield surrounding him collapses.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Don
The silvery luminescence fades from around Don
The very powerful look leaves Don
--- Lich: bigshot has exited.
The white light leaves Don
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Don, then vanishes.
The deep blue glow leaves Don
Don appears to lose some internal strength.
Don seems hesitant.
The bright luminescence fades from around Don
The dim aura fades from around Don
Don seems slightly different.
A subtle light fades from Don's eyes.
The light blue glow leaves Don
Don's ethereal censer fades away, leaving only a faint lingering scent of incense.
A white glow rushes away from Don
Don becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Don suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Donr becomes solid again.
CS: +466 - TD: +360 + CvA: -10 + d100: +90 == +186
Warding failed!
A dwarven highwayman reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 87 damage!
... 80 points of damage!
The dwarven highwayman's left leg crumbles briefly and explodes in a shower of gore.
The dwarven highwayman rolls over and dies.

A half-elven marauder is forced out of hiding.
CS: +466 - TD: +355 + CvA: -10 + d100: +62 == +163
Warding failed!
A half-elven marauder reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 73 damage!
... 70 points of damage!
The half-elven marauder's shoulder joint explodes, severing shield arm.
The marauder's reinforced shield falls to the ground.
The half-elven marauder is stunned!

CS: +466 - TD: +85 + CvA: +25 + d100: +38 == +444
Warding failed!
A jungle troll reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 242 damage!
The jungle troll falls to the ground as the stillness of death overtakes him.
The deep blue glow leaves a jungle troll.
>
Kassdorgia searches a dwarven highwayman.
Kassdorgia gathers the remaining coins.
A dwarven highwayman decays into compost.
>
Kassdorgia searches a jungle troll.
Kassdorgia gathers the remaining coins.
A jungle troll decays into compost.
>
Kassdorgia darkly says, "Crap."
>
You hear the booming roar of an angered jungle troll, coming from the east.
>

stfu karen

Taernath
06-05-2020, 10:48 PM
It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...


* Don drops dead at your feet!

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/490/511/148.jpg

Tgo01
06-05-2020, 11:01 PM
Is there going to be drama this time or is this going to be a dud like your last thread?

Murrandii
06-05-2020, 11:06 PM
Is there going to be drama this time or is this going to be a dud like your last thread?



IF I get 10 patreons, there will be real drama,
If I get 20 patreons, I will not threaten to leave the game for 10 calender days,
If I get 50 patreons, I will design a new script to ask more silvers from player,
If I get 100 patreons, I will personnaly write a poem about your epeen.

RYshinanigansAN
06-05-2020, 11:09 PM
How many patreons to reroll all your characters and cancel subs?

Murrandii
06-05-2020, 11:13 PM
each 250 patreons will cancel a Don

Suppa Hobbit Mage
06-05-2020, 11:14 PM
HAHA, you think T4F is smart and a good debater. I'm pretty sure this cancels any beef you have with anyone. Loser.

Murrandii
06-06-2020, 09:11 AM
HAHA, you think T4F is smart and a good debater. I'm pretty sure this cancels any beef you have with anyone. Loser.

What?

She / he's smart. That's a no brainer. She'S also very hurt inside and got lot of anger against people in general, and that's probably because she felt other "normals" were not getting her pain/problems when she was younger and that created a schism. I sense in her case a feeling of superiority that raised from that as she felt she was above the regular people and it gives her the right to "lecture" everyone that is she/he doesn't agree with (and as you experienced, she's very binary, another proof of a hurt ego)

Paradoxaly, her feeling of superiority hides / protects her hurt ego and it's just circular debates. In her real life, she must have a few friends, not that many, and they are ALL like her.

And you, by always arguing with her, you give her EVERYTHING she wants from you (she won't take more, you are just another lost soul for her hence, a reason to exist)

time4fun
06-06-2020, 09:27 AM
Interesting take. Kind of a fun morning read. But I don't think you have quite nailed the likely behavior of someone who has the qualities you described.

Someone who is prone to acting superior when really they're very insecure and angry might, for example, run around making random hate threads about strangers on an online form.

Or might be prone to throwing out abusive language and engaging in harassing online behavior when they're told they're wrong.

Just for some quick examples.

Murrandii
06-06-2020, 09:35 AM
NAh, not in the case of a IQ sense of superiority bro, you're going too much in the emotion (which is more related to other issues such as physical appearance, fitness overall and stuff like that)

The IQ sense of superiority remains cerebral, it creates the feeling (which is NOT necessary false) that the person is too smart for "this" and "that". Those kind of people tend to "play" with others and the more the lesser intellectual people play, the more the high IQ is "amused".

I could throw 99$ your close friends describe you as being VERY cerebral. My little fingers tell me you're more emotional than you make it appears.

audioserf
06-06-2020, 09:50 AM
IF I get 10 patreons, there will be real drama,
If I get 20 patreons, I will not threaten to leave the game for 10 calender days,
If I get 50 patreons, I will design a new script to ask more silvers from player,
If I get 100 patreons, I will personnaly write a poem about your epeen.

You absolutely love to see it

audioserf
06-06-2020, 09:52 AM
I think there's a support group for people Kassdorgia's murked with AOE 1030, that's kind of his thing at this point, careless 1030 casting

Fortybox
06-06-2020, 11:19 AM
I think there's a support group for people Kassdorgia's murked with AOE 1030, that's kind of his thing at this point, careless 1030 casting

And then having to resort to picking at the pool because he sucks so much.

WTF is with that horrible CS at cap??

leifastagsweed
06-06-2020, 12:41 PM
LOL at this collective tantrum.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/43/5a/a1435ad0496cfebc67e4c91f4b50c275.gif

Kass is an alright dude. Let him be.

SonoftheNorth
06-06-2020, 12:47 PM
LOL at this collective tantrum.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/43/5a/a1435ad0496cfebc67e4c91f4b50c275.gif

Kass is an alright dude. Let him be.


Cuz you do the same thing to bandits in illy with 635

Taernath
06-06-2020, 12:57 PM
Hide your alts, hide your companions, they aoe'ing everybody out here

leifastagsweed
06-06-2020, 01:14 PM
Cuz you do the same thing to bandits in illy with 635

I have! I probably took out one of your bots. Thanks for not tantrumming....that time.

Amerek
06-06-2020, 01:41 PM
Nerf bards

SonoftheNorth
06-06-2020, 01:57 PM
I have! I probably took out one of your bots. Thanks for not tantrumming....that time.

The old "I only group hunt bandits and spam aoe so everyone must be an afk scripter but me" excuse

Luntz
06-06-2020, 02:37 PM
How is this guy not Mcguyver again

Suppa Hobbit Mage
06-06-2020, 09:38 PM
Hide your alts, hide your companions, they aoe'ing everybody out here

I laughed.

Archigeek
06-08-2020, 01:21 AM
I laughed.

Me too.

gilchristr
06-10-2020, 03:33 AM
I like how this spell message follows "Don drops dead at your feet!"

"Don becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers."

???