Sintiks Birthday

[Camri]

Sintiks birthday officially starts in less than a half hour.

I thought giving him his own thread would be appropriate. So we can all tell him how much closer to 30 he is!

Happy birthday Scott.

[GSLeloo]

Yay Sintik yay!!! Now that you're so old, you have to be mature and not attack me! Happy birthday!!!!

[Scott]

I am NOT near 30! It's far away!

[Notsosweet]

Happy Birthday !!!

To bad I can't be your slave for the day since i was SOoooo looking foward to it .. and i guess Eggs are out to huh ? oh well I still hope you have a very happy one anyway .

[Weedmage Princess]

Sintik, WHO IS OLDER THAN ME BY THE WAY, is 48. Happy Birthday you crotchety old goat!

[Scott]

48!?

[GSLeloo]

48... I always thought he was older than he said! He's the men mother warned me about!

[Staerin]

I think he's more like 98! Happy birthday GEEZER.

[Souzy]

Ohhh happy b-day old man! :D

[Scott]

I'm going to start banning people! I am not 48!

[Souzy]

Grouchy old man, blah.

[Weedmage Princess]

Okay Sintik so I lied. He's really going on 65. He's happy cause his AARP benefits kick in tomorrow.

[Scott]

Aww look, Weedmage Princess has a new title....

[Weedmage Princess]

CURSE YOU, SINTIK!!! *screams*

[Staerin]

I don't know if she could be older than you, wouldn't that make her dead?

[Scott]

Staerin has a nice new title too!

[Souzy]

Ohhhh...Sintik is cool. Can I join you Sintik? Change my title to Old hag please. :thumbsup:

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Okay Sintik so I lied. He's really going on 65. He's happy cause his AARP benefits kick in tomorrow.

I'm sure all those extra benefits will come in handy!

Happy Birthday! I hear 65 is a hot age. What's your address? I'll send you some Viagra just in case. (or a case of Viagra... something like that)

Vesi

[Staerin]

Sintik's my B and he knows it, just ask the GM's. He's just jealous cause the only "Sintik's Slave" is an insane blonde woman.

[Scott]

This is why God should remove women's hands and voice boxes....

[Souzy]

All Camri did was tell the forum that your older than dirt now, :D

[Staerin]

Oh wait, that's right, Sintik's the crazy blonde woman's slave. Sorry for the mistake crazy blonde woman.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
This is why God should remove women's hands and voice boxes....

I can type with my toes in a pinch!

Vesi

Had to edit because I quoted the wrong person. Bah!

[Edited on 9-18-2003 by Vesi]

[Weedmage Princess]

I didnt want to post this, Sintik, but you leave me no choice

Stargate84 (11:41:55 PM): Bah
Stargate84 (11:41:58 PM): but the good thing is, now with the AARP discounts I get for turning 65, I will get a good deal on my Viagra prescription.
Bogus Princess (11:42:06 PM): !!!
Stargate84 (11:42:18 PM): It will come in handy, I met this hot number at Bingo last night...a recent widow on the rebound, she's only 60 too
Bogus Princess (11:52:47 PM): AHH ELDERLY SEX!! THE VISUAL IS KILLING ME!!!
Stargate84 (11:54:28 PM): Shut up
Bogus Princess (11:54:48 PM): AFK my steamed prunes are done.

[Scott]

28 isn't old. Not my fault some of you haven't finished high school yet! Damn youngin's!

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
I didnt want to post this, Sintik, but you leave me no choice

Stargate84 (11:41:55 PM): Bah
Stargate84 (11:41:58 PM): but the good thing is, now with the AARP discounts I get for turning 65, I will get a good deal on my Viagra prescription.
Bogus Princess (11:42:06 PM): !!!
Stargate84 (11:42:18 PM): It will come in handy, I met this hot number at Bingo last night...a recent widow on the rebound, she's only 60 too
Bogus Princess (11:52:47 PM): AHH ELDERLY SEX!! THE VISUAL IS KILLING ME!!!
Stargate84 (11:54:28 PM): Shut up
Bogus Princess (11:54:48 PM): AFK my steamed prunes are done.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
You made my tummy hurt!:lol::lol::lol:

Edited: Because I'm debating on what's a better b-day gift for Sintik, a year's worth of depends or polident? Hmmm...the choices I have to make?

[Edited on 9-18-2003 by Lalana]

[Staerin]

Didn't have his prunes yet? No wonder he's always full of shit, and change my title you viagra guzzling old man!

[Drew2]

Happy Birthday Sintik.


P.S.- Everyone oogle at my superior avatar.

[Weedmage Princess]

What avatar?

[Drew2]

Keep refreshing. It disappeared on me for a moment too.

Edit: Happy Birthday Sintik.
(I'm staying on topic. w00t.)

[Edited on 9-18-2003 by Tayre]

[Scott]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
What avatar?

Can't your old eyes see it?

[Staerin]

Better blind than impotent, old man.

[Snapp]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN! Your Bengay is in the mail!

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Staerin
Better blind than impotent, old man.

LMAO YAY Let's gang up on Sintik!!!

[Scott]

I know, it takes a bunch of women to be as clever as me.....

[Staerin]

You just wish you were half the man I am Sintik, but without your viagra, there will never be hope for you.

[Weedmage Princess]

Are you done with your prunes yet?!

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
I know, it takes a bunch of women to be as clever as me.....

I look at it as teaching. :D

Vesi

[Scott]

You all will die a slow and painful death.

[Staerin]

Miniature Sintik already has by the sounds of it.

[HarmNone]

Poor dear. His piles are bothering him again. Probably, his gout is giving him fits, too. We must be gentle with him. Respect for one's elders is something we have all been taught. :D

HarmNone fluffs and puffs Sintik's pillow and brings him his Geritol

[Weedmage Princess]

LMAO Harm None!!

[Scott]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Poor dear. His piles are bothering him again. Probably, his gout is giving him fits, too. We must be gentle with him. Respect for one's elders is something we have all been taught. :D

HarmNone fluffs and puffs Sintik's pillow and brings him his Geritol

Damn grandmothers....

[Snapp]

My drug store gives a 10% senior discount, I can get you the hook up!

[HarmNone]

Settle down now, dearie. You know how irritible you get when you are constipated. Just take your Geritol. I have spiked it with a bit of Milk of Magnesia. Everything is going to come out juuuust fine. :D

HarmNone is helping. Yup.

[HarmNone]

Oh, and Happy Birthday, you crusty old curmudgeon! :D

HarmNone loves ya

[Betheny]

Happy birthday wrinkle man.

I got you some viagra.

[Weedmage Princess]

Sintik just informed me that he will no longer be taking Viagra..he's switching to Levetra (sp?)

He says if it's good enough for Mike Ditka, it's good enough for him. Details at 11.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Sintik just informed me that he will no longer be taking Viagra..he's switching to Levetra (sp?)

He says if it's good enough for Mike Ditka, it's good enough for him. Details at 11.

No no no, I said I will not use my viagra for YOU! Even that can't get me up for you.... :lol:

Sorry I don't go for 60 year olds, too wrinkly!

[Edited on 9-18-2003 by Gemstone101]

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Sintik just informed me that he will no longer be taking Viagra..he's switching to Levetra (sp?)

He says if it's good enough for Mike Ditka, it's good enough for him. Details at 11.

But... but... I already sent out a case to him. Guess he could put them in mint dishes at parties.

Vesi

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
No no no, I said I will not use my viagra for YOU! Even that can't get me up for you.... :lol:

Sorry I don't go for 60 year olds, too wrinkly!

[Edited on 9-18-2003 by Gemstone101]

Oh good, it won't go to waste. Too wrinkly? What, do you prefer some 58 year old hussy instead? <mutters men>

Vesi

[Weedmage Princess]

*grumble*

Yeah Sintik...like you have standards or anything :rolleyes: And you should be the last one to talk about wrinkles, you friggin giant raisin!

[Weedmage Princess]

58--like he has a chance in hell with a 58 year old..they don't want his crusty liver spotted ass

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
58--like he has a chance in hell with a 58 year old..they don't want his crusty liver spotted ass

Maybe he hides her bifocals.

Vesi

P.S. I need to get my YOUNG self to bed. (right) Night all.

[Edited on 9-18-2003 by Vesi]

[Kurili]

Happy Birthday Sintik!! And remember, enjoy while you're still young . OLD AGE is creeping up.

Eat so much birthday cake you have to run 10 miles to get rid of it, and have a great time! Not even gonna ask for particulars. My old heart probably couldnt stand it.

Acolyte Kurili, wishing you the best!

[Solkern]

happy birthday Sintik, Just remember one thing, the women are mad, cause as men age, we get better looking, as women age they get shorter, fatter, and uglier, and theat ugly hunch back, need i say more? My-day is next month woot! big 22!
Just do what most men do with women when they team up on'em, smile and nod, most are too stupid to relize that your fucking mocking them :) imma get shot for this one...CT is gonna kill me!

[Back]

Don't listen to those crazy kids, there is plenty of party and women after 30. Trust me.

[Betheny]

Anyone know Sintik's address? We should all order him lots of Depends samples.

FYI, this post is in jest.

[Scott]

I'm 28, from your picture I assumed you were a lot older then me. :lol:

[Weedmage Princess]

All kidding aside...hope your day is a good one, Sintik. And now for my present! Here's a lil eye candy for ya, ol' boy ;)

http://63.246.8.173/wwyk/shows/goldengrrrls/dorothy.jpg http://63.246.8.173/wwyk/shows/goldengrrrls/sophia.jpg

Happy Birthday!!! I'm sure it's gonna be a HOT night for you!!! :smug:

[Betheny]

Hahahhahha, Bea Arthur!

My guts hurt!

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Solkern
happy birthday Sintik, Just remember one thing, the women are mad, cause as men age, we get better looking, as women age they get shorter, fatter, and uglier, and theat ugly hunch back, need i say more? My-day is next month woot! big 22!
Just do what most men do with women when they team up on'em, smile and nod, most are too stupid to relize that your fucking mocking them :) imma get shot for this one...CT is gonna kill me!

Actually, ladies, as we all know, all that smiling and nodding simply means they have had too much beer yet again.:rolleyes:

HarmNone recognizes drunk when she sees it

[Artha]

Happy birthday :)

Do you get to wear diapers yet?

[Tsa`ah]

I hope you get a hemorrhoid and lose your viagra prescription.

:P

[CrystalTears]

Solkern isn't going to reach his 30th birthday. Ever.

[Souzy]

I hope Solkern's girlfriend slaps him again. That smile and nod move...that just means your afraid to get whooped by your girl. :D

[GSLeloo]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
28 isn't old. Not my fault some of you haven't finished high school yet! Damn youngin's!

Hey, I will finish high school in like.. eight months!