Favorite TV Quotes

[Edaarin]

The BIG LEAGUE CHEW quote gave me this idea...

My personal favorite is from the Family Guy episode where Peter finds out Chris has a huge wang.

"And remember, guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do."

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Edaarin
The BIG LEAGUE CHEW quote gave me this idea...

My personal favorite is from the Family Guy episode where Peter finds out Chris has a huge wang.

"And remember, guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do."

SNL Weekend Update -

"Dinosaurs will now be referred to as jesus horses."


Jorddyn, doesn't watch much TV

[pennywise]

Save me Jeebus!

[Skeeter]

Stop poking Ganeesh!

[Latrinsorm]

I guess some people look at a glass and see it as half full, other people look at a glass and see a dragon.

Every second in this town is like an entire lifetime of dying slow (sic). <-- not sure on the exact wording of that one, but it's close

I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares. I am Darkwing Duck.

[Edaarin]

And everyone lived happily ever except Kyle, who got AIDS two weeks later and died.

[Soulpieced]

Then I'll get my own spinoff where I'm a retired umpire who opens up a bar.... at the center of the Earth!

[Soulpieced]

Hello 911.. It's Quagmire... yeah yeah, it's stuck in a window this time

[Keller]

Hey gorgeous, how old are ya?

16.

18?

MOM!!!

I like where this is going, giggity giggity, gig-it-ty!

[Hulkein]

And now we go to Jamar with the Black-U-Weather forecast.




'IT'S GONE RAIN.'



Haha, I love that one. Don't remember his name in that episode, so I just put Jamar.

[Edaarin]

"Beauty and King Dork..."
"What did you say?"
"I said...how useful is the spork? You know, that spoon fork thing that you get at Kentucky Fried Chicken? I covered THAT up pretty well."

<-- just got every episode of The Critic on DVD.

[Ebondale]

"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?!" ~ Wayne Brady on Chapelle's Show season 2

[Edited on 6-8-2005 by Ebondale]

[OreoElf]

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised." Captain Zapp Branigan Futurama:saint:

[Drinin]

"Had to get wasted because it hurt like eight bitches in a bitch-boat."

[Sweets]

Okay it's not from tv but it's all I can come up with at this moment.

"We have to go before those things kill Guy!"

Galaxy Quest, sic.

Edited to add that I usually had a giggle at anything said by The Tick.

[Edited on 8/6/2005 by Sweets]

[Edited on 8/6/2005 by Sweets]

[Showal]

Of course a man made it, Lois. It's a commercial, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.

[Overlord]

"I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there.....please save me superman!!"
Simpsons episode when Homer takes Lisa to see the Orb of Icis (yeeaaah)

Or heh, "Yeah John, but when the pirates of the Carribean break down, the pirates don't EAT the tourists"
Jeff Goldblum (as Ian Malcom) in Jurassic Park

[SnatchWrangler]

I love it when a plan comes together.

[Jenisi]

Let's drink till we can't feel feelings anymore - Peter Griffin
The milk's gone bad!! - Chapell

[fallenSaint]

"Dear Diary, Jackpot!"

Quagmire after he opens the stall door to find the cheerleader that Stewie had bound and gag.

[Edited on 6-9-2005 by fallenSaint]

[Itachi]

"Why do you want to join the church?!"

"I want to join the choir and Meatwad needs to learn some morals and values!"

"Look at him.... and tell me there's a God."

[Sweets]

Originally posted by Overlord
"I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there.....please save me superman!!"
Simpsons episode when Homer takes Lisa to see the Orb of Icis (yeeaaah)

Or heh, "Yeah John, but when the pirates of the Carribean break down, the pirates don't EAT the tourists"
Jeff Goldblum (as Ian Malcom) in Jurassic Park

I love Jeff Goldblum. In the second or third Jurassic Park he has a classic quote as well

"Yeah at first it's all ooohhhs and ahhhhs then later it's all running and screaming and dieing."

or something like that.

[Toxicvixen]

Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!

- Quagmire
:lol:

[Skeeter]

We just got served. Voltron REPRESENT! - Robot Chicken

[Lord Dainslef]

This is one of the many frolm the radio station where I live.

"If you think sex is a pain in the ass, yer doing it wrong...flip over."

[Czeska]

From last night's Simpsons..

"Two hundred channels... nothing but cats."

[Czeska]

From last night's Simpsons..

"Two hundred channels... nothing but cats."

[Lord Dainslef]

The defination of "a minute" depends what side of the bathroom door you are on.

[Gan]

"Homey the clown, don't mess around, even when the man, tries to put him down." Homey D Clown. In Living Color.

"Homey dont play dat." Homey D Clown.

Almost all the lines of John Cusack in Gross Pointe Blank (movie).

[Skeeter]

:howudoing: - Joey : Friends

[CrystalTears]

"I'm sorry Wendy, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." Mr. Garrison, South Park.

[Lord Dainslef]

"It's not wheter you win or lose, it's how drunk you get" - Homer Simpson

[Doughboy]

Oh Chappelle show how I love thee...let me count the ways...

You know Joe Rogan, this isnt the first time I've had penis in my mouth.

Is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway?

Im Rick James Bitch!

Those are 100% great New York Boobs.

We the latino delegation choose, Elian Gonzales!

Your name is Toby!....Kunta Quinte (spelling) CRACK! Your name is Toby! Kunta Quinte....CRACK!....God damn John...I told you not to get so close with that damn whip!

Oh yeah....More to come...But lets not forget Family Guy...

To the Petercopter!

*Edited to remove excess drool

[Edited on 7-8-2005 by Doughboy]

[Doyle Hargraves]

George Jefferson: See Bunker that's the problem with you people!

Archie: Hey wait a minute Jefferson, we're not "you people," YOU people are 'you people!"

[Lord Dainslef]

The definition of "a minute" depends what side of the bathroom door you are on.

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by Lord Dainslef]

[Lord Dainslef]

We believe in gay marriage, as long as both chicks are really hot.