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tohrment
04-11-2020, 01:02 PM
5mil Flat

a plush chestnut toy pony fitted with a polished dark leather saddle

Look description: You see nothing unusual.

Inspect/Analyze Information
Alteration restrictions: Unknown
Can be lightened: Unknown

The following may be zests:
rub: You rub a plush chestnut toy pony fitted with a polished dark leather saddle in your hand.
tap: Placing the chestnut toy pony down, you gently tap the wheels. Nothing happens, and a low chortle emits from it as you gather it up again.
poke: You place your chestnut toy pony on the ground and poke its backside gently. It wheels forward half an inch then stops, so you quickly scoop it back up.
push: Setting your chestnut toy pony on the ground, you give it a firm push. Its wheels turn quickly, zipping forward a few feet as it yells, "WHEE!!!" You retrieve the chestnut toy pony, and it mutters, "Spoilsport."
press: Setting your chestnut toy pony on the ground, you give it a firm push. Its wheels turn quickly, zipping forward a few feet as it yells, "WHEE!!!" You retrieve the chestnut toy pony, and it mutters, "Spoilsport."
pull: You yank on one of the chestnut toy pony's limbs, and it petulantly mutters, "Stop that."
prod: A quick prod to the wheels of your chestnut toy pony sets them turning rapidly in the air. The chestnut toy pony sarcastically comments, "It would work better if you set me on the ground, genius."
turn: You idly turn the wheels on your chestnut toy pony, stopping abruptly when it whines, "Hey! Would you want that fidgeted with if it were you?!"
eat: You idly gnaw on a limb of your chestnut toy pony.
hug: The chestnut toy pony shrieks in protest as you pull it in for a hug, "Assault! I demand the constable!"
lick: Your chestnut toy pony hollers, "Gross!" as you run your tongue along its length. You jerk back as a tiny splinter pricks your tongue, and the chestnut toy pony whispers to itself, "Serves you right."

n0551n3n0m1n3
04-11-2020, 01:14 PM
Lolz that's awesome

Elgrim
04-11-2020, 01:49 PM
I can't resist this for some reason. I'll take it. 5m