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03-25-2005, 01:50 PM
A friend invited me out last night for a few drinks and to celebrate a raise he got. I went. I had some gay guy hit on me. I told him I wasn't into guys. He persisted. I told him to back off or he'd get the shit kicked out of him. Karma SO came in and bit me in the ass! Laugh at will.

- Arkans
DeV
03-25-2005, 01:51 PM
Honestly, I am not surprised.

I'd also be shocked if that was your first time being hit on by a gay guy.
03-25-2005, 01:52 PM
:wtf:

Please explain

- Arkans

[Edited on 3-25-2005 by Arkans]
Parkbandit
03-25-2005, 01:54 PM
She's saying you set off people's gaydar and thus might be a closet fella who is simply in denial and attempts to cover it up by portraying yourself as a super heterosexual.
03-25-2005, 01:55 PM
....

Eat shit.

- Arkans
Warriorbird
03-25-2005, 02:24 PM
There are many gay conservatives. It is okay.
03-25-2005, 02:25 PM
If was gay, the idea of the cock wouldn't make me ill. My stomach is churning.

- Arkans
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-25-2005, 02:40 PM
Churning? Or maybe that's just butterflies in anticipation ;)
Asha
03-25-2005, 02:43 PM
There's no other way to explain your total fear of homosexuality.
:yes:
03-25-2005, 02:48 PM
Damn you both.

- Arkans

PS: I'm not terrified of gays.
03-25-2005, 03:20 PM
Arkans admit it when you rolled over this morning the guy was laying next to you.
Parkbandit
03-25-2005, 03:43 PM
Can I get a

FUCKING PWNED!!!111oneoneONEONE
03-25-2005, 03:43 PM
I'd never cheat on you and you know that.

- Arkans
African American
03-25-2005, 03:45 PM
So did you kick his ass?
03-25-2005, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Arkans
I'd never cheat on you and you know that.

- Arkans

Thank you Arkans you put my <3 "At Ease."
03-25-2005, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by African American
So did you kick his ass?

He did something to his ass... kick it... ehh...
See Arkans lives by the Motto "If you're on top its not gay."
CrystalTears
03-25-2005, 04:01 PM
Oh man this thread is too fucking funny. :lol2:
Parkbandit
03-25-2005, 04:16 PM
:D
Skeeter
03-25-2005, 06:15 PM
eh, if you're active at all, you've probably slept with a post-op dude and didn't know it.
Gan
03-25-2005, 06:23 PM
<He did something to his ass... kick it... ehh... >

KANCHO TIME!!!1!1ONE
03-25-2005, 06:35 PM
That's how me and that guy play basketball, where'd you get our pic like that? Voyeur much?!

- Arkans
Latrinsorm
03-25-2005, 07:32 PM
There is 0 instance of hair gel (that's our word for "product") in that picture, therefore Arkans is not in that picture.
03-26-2005, 06:57 AM
Heh, So did he beat your ass?
Back
03-26-2005, 09:57 AM
Its ok Arkans. Really. We wont think badly of you.
Blosum
03-26-2005, 11:22 PM
Arkans is 100% not gay
03-26-2005, 11:23 PM
Damn right.

- Arkans
03-27-2005, 02:18 AM
And how do you know that he does not pack fudge, Blosum?
Artha
03-27-2005, 08:11 AM
Arkans says, "Will not bounce cause that would be gay."

You say, "Awe bounce for me."
>
Arkans says, "Not gay hon."

You say, "Come on."

You say, "Bounce."

You say, "Boing boing."

You say, "Come on its fun."
>
You bounce around happily.

You bounce around happily.
>
Arkans grins.
>
Arkans says, "No telling anyone."

You say, "Nope."
>
Arkans bounces around happily.
>
You break out in a silly grin.

You giggle.
>
Arkans says, "Shush now."