What Will Happen To Tayre?

[SpunGirl]

Taking bets/guesses as to how Tayre will fare tonight at his much-awaited Ryan Cabrera (sp?) concert. Vixen and I have come up with the options.... will he.... (see above).

-K

[Vixen]

If one of us gets a late night phone call, how long will it take to get to Texas to bail his ass outta jail??

[SpunGirl]

I'm in Vegas, you're in N. Carolina. I think I'd have to go... come to think of it, it'd be a good way to escape my mother-in-law, who is currently in town for eight days ::pulls hair out::

-K

[longshot]

He will leave the show turned on, and make a questionable booty call on the way home.

In the morning, he will feel stupid and embarrassed.

[Soulpieced]

I think it's hilarious how everyone who has voted did the same one...

[Mistomeer]

I'm disappointed that "Call me and make me die in Gemstone" wasn't a choice.

[SpunGirl]

Oh, man. You're right Mistomeer, I should have thought of that.

-K

[SpunGirl]

Oh, man. You're right Mistomeer, I should have thought of that.

-K

[Makkah]

You forgot the response for "This is the single most retarded poll ever created on the PC, and I should die for it."

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Oh, man. You're right Mistomeer, I should have thought of that.

-K

Would posting that 3 times in a row just be over the line?

[Artha]

This is definitely better than 90% of X's polls.

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Artha
This is definitely better than 90% of X's polls.

Yes, but who actually reads anything he posts?

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Artha
This is definitely better than 90% of X's polls.

Closer to 99.9%.

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Makkah
You forgot the response for "This is the single most retarded poll ever created on the PC, and I should die for it."

I love you too, Makkah.

-K

[Kitsun]

Originally posted by Makkah
You forgot the response for "This is the single most retarded poll ever created on the PC, and I should die for it."

Anyone ever tell you that you're a grumpy, nasty and foul person? Were you beaten as a child or are you naturally that screwy?

Heck, I don't even like Tayre but I can appreciate the humor in this thread.

[Hulkein]

Give him a break, it's hard being black in a white mans world.

[Latrinsorm]

I picked the masturbation one, with the expectation that he would txt message someone with :MASTRUBATE FURIOUSLY1!!1:

[Makkah]

<<Anyone ever tell you that you're a grumpy, nasty and foul person?>>

Only the ladies.

<<Were you beaten as a child or are you naturally that screwy?>>

Not that it's any of your business...

I was kidding with SpunGirl. I don't really want her to expire. A final option for the poll being "I don't care one way or another." would have been nice though.

[Hips]

I voted for the masturbating one, though the trampled one was very tempting.

[Artha]

What Michiko said.

I had to think about it for a minute.

[Snapp]

Trampled all the way.

[Ravenstorm]

How about fainting while in the process of masturbating and then being trampled?

Raven

[Hips]

Originally posted by Ravenstorm
How about fainting while in the process of masturbating and then being trampled?

^^^ I vote for that.

[Drew2]

YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK.

OK so it was the single most greatestestest night of my entire life.

Ryan Cabrera is, hands down, the coolest guy alive. I mean even if I was 100% Hetero, he'd still be the coolest guy alive. I mean there's just no way to explain it. You'd have to see him irl.

But seriously. it was fucking amazing. I used all my willpower to act as hetero as i could, but there were a few moments where me and a couple of the girls I went with just lost it and started singing and waving our cell phones like they were lighters or something. Yes, I'm fucking gay.

Yeah so Ryan is the hottest, coolest guy alive, and you guys suck for thinking that I'd masturbate in public.

I USED THE RESTROOM AT THE CONCERT HALL, OK.

[Betheny]

Tayre will blow a roadie for backstage passes, and then realize that roadies don't have them to give, so he'll go home and be sad, yet strangely fulfilled.

[Drew2]

More details:

drew cantu: Kristin
Jojobabee: Yes
drew cantu: Ryan...
drew cantu: is so incredibly amazin.
drew cantu: g
drew cantu: like you have no idea
drew cantu: he's so funny
drew cantu: like during the concert him and his drummer dance to paula abdul
drew cantu: and he even sings the fucking song
drew cantu: it was so awesome
drew cantu: i was laughing and giggling at the same time
Jojobabee: grin
Jojobabee: Your'e so cute
drew cantu: Ryan Cabrera up there "STRAIGHT UP NOW TELL ME ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LOVE ME FOREVER.. OH OH OH!"
drew cantu: in a really high girl voice
drew cantu: it was soooo funny
Jojobabee: snicker
drew cantu: like no one expected that
Jojobabee: So you had a good time.
drew cantu: Kristin
drew cantu: Hands down the best time of my life.
drew cantu: I've seen Ryan cabrera
drew cantu: and he was like 30 ft away from me
drew cantu: or less.
drew cantu: OH
drew cantu: AND
drew cantu: FUCKING BITCH GIRLS
drew cantu: HE THREW A GUITAR PICK LIKE RIGHT AT ME
drew cantu: BUT THESE ****** GIRLS THAT WERE HOLDING UP A STUPID SIGN
drew cantu: MADE THE PICK HIT IT
drew cantu: AND IT FELL DOWN
drew cantu: AND SOMEONE ELSE GO TIT
drew cantu: GOT IT
drew cantu: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS PICK
drew cantu: BUT NO
drew cantu: FUCKING GIRLS
drew cantu: I GOT SO MAD
drew cantu: I TOOK THEIR FUCKING PINK SIGN
drew cantu: AND RIPPED IT
drew cantu: NO FUCKING JOKE
Jojobabee: LOL
Jojobabee: <3
Jojobabee: I would have loved to have seen that.
drew cantu: no really I did
drew cantu: they came at like the very end of the concert
drew cantu: from the back
drew cantu: right in front of us
drew cantu: we had fucking GOOD seats too
drew cantu: and they were waving their sign
drew cantu: and as he's walking off for the last time
drew cantu: he throws the pick
drew cantu: and it HITS THE SIGN THAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
drew cantu: fucking whores
drew cantu: He sang a Paul Simon's or whoever song too
drew cantu: That I Didn't know
drew cantu: but the old lady in front of us did
Jojobabee: Hahahah
Jojobabee: He has quite a diverse fan base.
drew cantu: He's fucking awesome that's why
Jojobabee: People h8 his girlfriend.
drew cantu: they're not together
Jojobabee: I'd kill her for you.
drew cantu: he said so
drew cantu: on two seperate occasions, a girl ran up on stage and hugged him
Jojobabee: YAY!
drew cantu: I was like FUCKING WHORES
Jojobabee: You should have too
Jojobabee: I mean yay that they're not together.
drew cantu: yeah
drew cantu: But like
drew cantu: the security at that place was crappy
drew cantu: People were like right up on the stage and shit
drew cantu: there was one guy doing security for the whole stage.
drew cantu: The place wasn't very big either
drew cantu: and it wasn't full
drew cantu: I was sad
drew cantu: but oh my god
drew cantu: during the slow songs
drew cantu: you should have seen it
drew cantu: a sea of cell phones
drew cantu: instead of lighters.
drew cantu: it was just cell phones waving back and forth
drew cantu: AND YES I WAVED MINE
drew cantu: AND SO DID BRANDON
drew cantu: AND EVERYONE THAT WAS WITH US
drew cantu: You're not paying nearly enough attention to me.
drew cantu: I'm talking about Ryan Fucking Cabrera.

[Edited on 3-24-2005 by Tayre]

[Sylph]

I vote trampled.

[Makkah]

Any hope I had that you had even 1% of heterosexuality in you is gone. Bi? Nope. You're gay.

(Quote Seinfeld: Not that there's anything WRONG with that.)

[Edited on 3-24-2005 by Makkah]