HOLY SHIT FUCKING PWNED!!!

Foxs leaps from hiding to attack!
Foxs swings a black ora machera at you!
AS: +435 vs DS: +344 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +52 = +176
... and hits for 28 points of damage!
Grazing slash to your face!
Scratch to your eyelids.
"When blood gets in your eyes..."
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
A dark shadowy tendril rises up from your skin, writhes its way up a black ora machera towards Foxs and lashes out malevolently...
CS: +403 - TD: +157 + CvA: +14 + d100: +49 - -5 == +314
Warding failed!
A dull grey beam snakes out toward Foxs!
... 101 points of damage!
"My property is only mine to discipline
... 35 points of damage!
Precision strike cuts cleanly across upper arm, causing forearm and elbow to fall to ground.

* Foxs drops dead at your feet!



Was RPing some with someone and then Foxs's decides to try something... can I get a FUCKING PWNED?!?!?

- Arkans

[Chadj]

FUCKIN PWNED!

[Xandalf]

Oh man thats great!!

I knew i'd see something about her recent deaths here, and I wasn't dissapointed!

> 136 health? :lol2:

[Divinity]

haha, oof! Very nice :)

[Snapp]

:heart: Great thread.

[Fallen]

Didn't I just see an * Arkans just bit the Dust! not too long ago?


Grin

Yeah, I had no gear out and was getting money for my fine and Phelony got super beef wellington.

- Arkans

[Fallen]

Yeah, I had no gear out and was getting money for my fine and Phelony got super beef wellington. >>

A cowardly tactic, especially when you defeat someone in a fair duel.

[4a6c1]

Haha. I forgot to copy and past but I got pwnt too. Phelony ripped my halfling a new one.

Here was some.


>Phelony being annoying and pointing 4031794 times
>Me say, 'stoppitems teh pointing!'
>Phelony manuevers my neck off.
>Arkans says OMG U DIE NOW
>Phelony was stunned.

................................................

Then this:

Domas says, "That give sorcerer a One up."
>poin phel
You point at Phelony.
>gigg
You giggle.
>
The white cat begins purring.
>
Ebondale just arrived.
>
Domas says, "Nasty one too."
>steal phel
You reach into Phelony's crimson cloak and pull out a pink topaz.
>
Piren says to Phelony, "You, sir, are a warbling hawknose!"
>bounc
You bounce around happily.

...........................................

>Arkans goes to jail. I leave. Then come back.
>I say,'Yay I have a topaz. I win!!'
>Insert Phelony leaping from shadows and keeling me.
>*Cheruni bites the dust.

me pwned. :sniffle:

[Edited on 5-27-2005 by JihnasSpirit]

[Itachi]

Guh now anytime i see beef wellington those crazy bastards in the leotards come to mind, and good job Foxs = :thumbsdown:

[Drew]

*Insert my rant about how two handed weapons should be used for killing sorcs*

[Fallen]

*Insert my rant about how two handed weapons should be used for killing sorcs* >>

Crit padding is a beautiful thing.

[YancyDC]

I saw her die and then you shortly after, I figured it was your doing. Shame someone got you on such bullshit, though.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Fallen
*Insert my rant about how two handed weapons should be used for killing sorcs* >>

Crit padding is a beautiful thing.


Believe me, with a 176 end roll he would be 100% dead if my ranger was doing the ambushing. That's the problem with one-handed weapons, too likely not to finish them off, then you get blasted.

[Divinity]

Jihnas, you were cracking me up. Good RP from what I witnessed.

[4a6c1]

Haha. Arkans was all like RP WIT ME IM BORED. So I looked down my list of them trying to find the most ANNOYING character I have and thats what you saw. :D

[Sylph]

:loveu: that rules!

[Artha]

"My property is only mine to discipline
What is that?

[Ebondale]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

>
Ebondale just arrived.
>


In the hizzy. ;)

Seriously, though. I don't think anyone likes Foxs. I've only been back in the lands for less than a week and already I've heard at least a dozen people complain about her.

Someone should have teabagged her after her death. :flames:

[4a6c1]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

omfg, Ebondale is going to fit right in here.


Originally posted by Artha

"My property is only mine to discipline
What is that?

My char stole a bunch from his char. His char wanted it repaid somehow since she was lying about stealing (so didnt have the coins). He took her as a 'conscript' or something. Not likely. :D

Yeah, Jihna's character was conscripted under the service of New Ta'Faendryl to repay her debt to Arkans. That's what happens when you steal! The main goal is just breaking this halfling :P

- Arkans

Eh, doesn't bother me. He got his rocks off PWNING Arkans when I had no gear out, but all I know is that I'll wait weeks to kill him if I have too. Revenge is best served cold! :D

- Arkans

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

if I was an uber sorcerer, I'd be all... curse, droppage... imploshunation.

Oops!

Then I have some annoying ass GM be like "OH SHIT UR BANNED" believe me, the crap I've been through for the stupid reasons.. Grr..

- Arkans

[AnticorRifling]

I'm going to guess this is Foxs:

A shadowy figure leaps from hiding to attack!
The figure swings an elven-forged wickedly curved longblade at you!
AS: +425 vs DS: +286 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +7 = +184
A layer of shifting stone absorbs 7 points of damage!
... and hits for 39 points of damage!
Slash strikes your left eye.
Seems there was a brain there after all.

[Snapp]

Probably in return for all the fruit you threw at her. :lol: Good job with the haste, btw.

[AnticorRifling]

I emptied the fruit basket heh. She better hope she's never in the open I'll skull fuck her so hard I'll get her memories on my man meat.

[DeV]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I'll skull fuck her so hard I'll get her memories on my man meat. Heh, good one.

Awesome job on the kill Arkans.

[Parkbandit]

Foxs is one of the worst played rogues. Ever.

In fact, she was so bad when I was playing, I would call her a warrior.

[Renian]

I'm actually going to have to defend Foxs. I found her to be a very good hunting partner, as well as a rather good RPer.

Though, she did tell me the reason she was banned from the landing was because she commited 437 murders within 3 months. :O She just RPs as a really evil person.

But I can see why people don't like her, considering said murders. She's also a pickpocket.

dont waste your time defending her, shes loopy

[Hulkein]

We appreciate you coming forward to defend her, but the statute of limitations for said defense was 30 days.

Your sentence:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/dawkins/gtfobball.jpg

[4a6c1]

:lol2:

[Stealin Yoshit]

Foxs says, "I steal from the rich and give to those in need"
>
Foxs says, "Sort of a Foxs of the Hood if you will"


Nuff said.

[Gan]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hulkein gets 1000 points for that post with the picture. I'm still laughing.


And yes, Foxs is a tool.

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Renian
I'm actually going to have to defend Foxs. I found her to be a very good hunting partner, as well as a rather good RPer.

She just RPs as a really evil person.

But I can see why people don't like her, considering said murders. She's also a pickpocket.

:lol: a good rper.. uh huh. No one likes her because she's a cunt. And not just IC.

[Edited on 7-14-2005 by Kainen]

[Renian]

Foxs says, "I steal from the rich and give to those in need"
>
Foxs says, "Sort of a Foxs of the Hood if you will"


I retract my previous statement about her being a good RPer.

[Sylph]

ROFL Fucking pwned by that spell.

[Stealin Yoshit]

Yeah Renian, didn't mean to shit on your head with that post, but I felt you needed to know. Antifreeze tastes delicious, and then if kills you, that's why cats, dogs and little toddlers drink it. Best to see the warning labels before mistaking it for Kool Aid. Just thought I should show you the warning label on Foxs.

[hectomaner]

Originally posted by Kainen

Originally posted by Renian
I'm actually going to have to defend Foxs. I found her to be a very good hunting partner, as well as a rather good RPer.

She just RPs as a really evil person.

But I can see why people don't like her, considering said murders. She's also a pickpocket.

:lol: a good rper.. uh huh. No one likes her because she's a cunt. And not just IC.

[Edited on 7-14-2005 by Kainen]

probably because she is a he

[Kainen]

Originally posted by hectomaner

Originally posted by Kainen

Originally posted by Renian
I'm actually going to have to defend Foxs. I found her to be a very good hunting partner, as well as a rather good RPer.

She just RPs as a really evil person.

But I can see why people don't like her, considering said murders. She's also a pickpocket.

:lol: a good rper.. uh huh. No one likes her because she's a cunt. And not just IC.

[Edited on 7-14-2005 by Kainen]

probably because she is a he

Ok HE'S a cunt.. either way ;)

[Edited on 7-14-2005 by Kainen]

[Renian]

Originally posted by Stealin Yoshit
Yeah Renian, didn't mean to shit on your head with that post, but I felt you needed to know. Antifreeze tastes delicious, and then if kills you, that's why cats, dogs and little toddlers drink it. Best to see the warning labels before mistaking it for Kool Aid. Just thought I should show you the warning label on Foxs.

Hey, shit happens. Even if it goes on your head.

By the way, that soul-eating baby picture is the funniest pic I've seen in a long time. It is now my desktop wallpaper.

[Stealin Yoshit]

I'm seeing no soul-eating baby. I feel left out. :( Someone mail it to redefined_hatred@yahoo.com and show me some love.

[Hulkein]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/dawkins/baby.jpg

[OreoElf]

OMG that picture kills me... I'm now scared of baby attacks!!!! When babies attack!

I've never heard anything good about Foxs... and have heard agbout Foxs murdering for oog reasons as much as IC reasons... Not a respecter of gm warnings etc... just what I've heard but it really reminds me of Caladari ... for some reason. Guy playing an evil cunt girl?

[AnticorRifling]

She tried to steal from me once so everytime I see her in the stocks I throw alot of fruit (read I use haste and empty the basket). First post on this page is her striking back at me in town. Had I been fully spelled up I don't think she would have removed the eye but either way she is still owed for that murder and I don't forget such things easily. My statement about her being caught in the open still stands :cool:

[Gan]

I've done the fruit thing, it really torques her to get fruited. She's attacked my empath in town unarmed. So he made it a vendetta to chase her down to IMT and kill her and her friends - several times. Then he found her again hiding in the kobold village because she was banned, and she died again. She even set a trap once having an empath (her MA account) inquire about an item I was selling - when I met the empath Foxs ambushed.

The last attack she tried was when I fogged into the east garden with a deader, I healed em up, called for a cleric (which she heard on the amunet - my own little bait), got the deader up, then pulled my gear out to walk back... When she failed her ambush by the bridge and I bound her - she slammed after accusing me of spelling up. I laughed, and reported the mechanics abuse, then laughed some more.

[AnticorRifling]

I actually got a send from a GM for the screen scroll for throwing fruit at her. So I toned it down but still emptied the basket.

[Anebriated]

what level is Foxs up to now?

[Renian]

Probably about 29. She was 27 last I knew, so that's a decent estimate.

[Stealin Yoshit]

I think it's funny when people get pissy for being fruited. I yell for people to get off their lazy asses and come fruit me, and then babble on about how it's good for the skin, etc. When you're in the stocks in Wehnimers, you can still use the peer <dir> command, so I peer east into TSC and yell for people by name to come fruit me. Much fun.

[OreoElf]

Ya I love it when people throw fruit at my chars. I hate getting time in the cells where no one can fruit you. Rarely has anyone been around the FEW times I've been in the stocks.:cool2:

[Gan]

Foxs steps forward and challenges you to a duel to the death for violating her honor!
You have the option of using CHALLENGE ACCEPT or CHALLENGE REFUSE.
>
Great Lady Athanecia just arrived.
>
Kierstin's group just arrived.
>
Khand just arrived.
>
Kierstin's group just went north.
>
Khand just went north.
>
Elspaeth smiles braedameant
>challenge accept
Athanecia waves to Foxs.
>

To accept or refuse an issued Challenge, a request to stop, or a plea for mercy:
CHALLENGE {CHARACTER} {ACCEPT|REFUSE}

ACCEPT: Accepts a challenge and begins the duel, or ends the
duel if answering a stop/mercy request
REFUSE: Refuses a challenge or stop/mercy request

If you are being challenged for theft or murder and are guilty of the crime,
you will not be able to refuse the challenge. You can ask for mercy during
the challenge, and if your opponent agrees, you will hand over all the coins
in your pockets to end the duel. Type CHALLENGE THEFT for more information.
>
Libras just arrived.
>
Libras just went north.
>
Foxs nods to Athanecia.
>
Elspaeth smiles at Braedamant.
>challenge foxs accept
You accept Foxs's challenge!
>
Foxs waves to Athanecia.
>
Braedamant waves to Elspaeth.
>
Foxs grins.
>
You feel fully energetic again.
>
You notice Foxs slip into a hiding place.
>
You notice Foxs try to tiptoe silently away.
>hide
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>
You notice Libranon moving stealthily into the area.
>
You notice Libranon moving stealthily south.
>
Treaven just arrived, skipping merrily.
>
Treaven just skipped merrily west.
>
Libras just arrived.
>
Treaven just arrived, skipping merrily.
>
Treaven just skipped merrily north.
>
You notice Foxs try to tiptoe silently by you.
>point fox
You come out of hiding.
You point at Foxs, ruining her hiding place.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
>stance off
hide
...wait 1 seconds.
>...wait 1 seconds.
>stance off
Fengus just arrived.
>hide
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>amb fox
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a double-bladed curved rolaren waraxe at Foxs!
AS: +416 vs DS: +168 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +97 = +377
... and hit for 78 points of damage!
Amazing slash to Foxs's belly!
Nothing quite like that empty feeling inside.
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
>
You notice Libranon moving stealthily into the area.
>
You notice Libranon moving stealthily north.
>sweep fox
[Roll result: 168 (open d100: 43) Bonus: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Foxs and connect!
Foxs falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Fengus rolls his eyes.
>hide
Athanecia glances at you.
>
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>amb fox
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a double-bladed curved rolaren waraxe at Foxs!
AS: +416 vs DS: +105 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +75 = +418
... and hit for 76 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

* Foxs drops dead at your feet!

The guiding force leaves Foxs.
Foxs returns to normal color.
Foxs becomes solid again.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Foxs.
The light blue glow leaves Foxs.

A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the town constable!"

Roundtime: 6 sec.

Satisfaction wells within you, induced by the slaying of Foxs. The match is yours!

[Gan]

I promptly got arrested before I could gloat. The fine was 54k or 22 minutes incarceration. I chose incarceration and read the PC.

Maybe nextime I'll use a dagger if I think about it. Or a dull spoon.

[Janarth]

Bravo Ganalon, bravo!

Why the heck did she stand around after you pointed though? and why was she in offensive?

[Wezas]

Duels to the death shouldn't count as much as murders when it comes to fines/incarceration.

[Gan]

Originally posted by Janarth
Bravo Ganalon, bravo!

Why the heck did she stand around after you pointed though? and why was she in offensive?

I anticipated her hiding and sneaking off to rub a blue crystal, then sneaking back in and ambushing, thats her usual MO... she did not count on me being so damned perceptive. So I just helped her see the light through a large split in the skull.

[ElanthianSiren]

Originally posted by Wezas
Duels to the death shouldn't count as much as murders when it comes to fines/incarceration.

Agreed. You should have mandatory cobble cleaning duty. Mechanics exist for it already with the warrior guild polishing tasks (I think).

-M