A Man Walks into a Shop

[Jennaen]

A Man Walks into a Shop



A man walks into a shop......

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer

scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of cigarettes then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks

[Artha]

Two baby seals walk into a club.

[Soulpieced]

That's it.... that's the joke.

*zing*

[SiKWiDiT]

WTF is a worcester sauce crisp?

[The Korean]

I'm guessing worchester flavored potato chips

[Bobmuhthol]

I may absolutely detest cigarettes, but that is no excuse for how dumb this is. :'(

[Bobmuhthol]

p.s. Worcester is a city in Massachusetts. There are this many foods named after it:

[AnticorRifling]

Sounds like british food to me. But I have to agree that's about as funny as a punch to the jaw.

[longshot]

Jennaen, you have an incredibly poor sense of humor.

I think it's time to log off the internet, wash the Cheetos stank off your hands, and go outside again.

[peam]

Is that British humor?