An artist rendering of the bitch made granny Alarke

[Vitruvian]

[Kuyuk]

wtf? :lol:

[Jolena]

so what exactly is your problem with Alarke?

[Kainen]

Vitruvian seems to be just another in a growing line of morons.

[DeV]

Don't be a Lycain.

[Sylph]

Hes mad because Alarke stopped him from scamming noobies with bogus gear.:clap:

[Alarke]

I knew posting that picture of me would come back to bite me in the ass... :yes:

[HarmNone]

Love the hat, Alarke! :D

[Kainen]

Looks like Alarke has some nice boobies too.

[AnticorRifling]

Looks like the Queen from Shakespeare in Love

[Alarke]

It reminds me of the devils assistant in little nicky after he gets the boobs put on his head... yah... that's it.

[Vitruvian]

My problem with Alarke you ask?? view whole thread:http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=13298

[Bobmuhthol]

Then you're a fucking idiot.

[Bobmuhthol]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=8899

[Vitruvian]

What does the last thread have anything to do with Alarke acting like a pre-school child running to tell the teacher that someone took his snak-pak. And no , I am not mad because he put me on front street about ripping someone off. Its the constant posting of every little thing that happens in game... Once again... STFU

[Bobmuhthol]

You have been a member for 1 day, you dumb fuck.

And the thread has nothing to do with Alarke. It has a lot to do with how fucking stupid you are.

[Vitruvian]

You sound upset, is Alarke not using the correct lube for your fat ass? Your both bitch made in my book!

[Bobmuhthol]

The only way I know how to respond is by saying that I have less than 12.5 pounds of fat and weigh 130 pounds. Anything else Vitruvian was trying to prove is negligible.

[SpunGirl]

:drool: Sexy, Alarke. You should post more!

-K

[Alarke]

Let us look at how many things i've actually complained about on these boards... my guess would be.. 3, maybe 4 logs of people doing stupid shit that i've complained about. Please research information you're talking about before you look like a complete dipshit.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Alarke
Please research information you're talking about before you look like a complete dipshit.

Too late.

[Skeeter]

says it all

[Sylph]

ahahahaha... it even has the mosh girl's face...




btw I think Vitruvian is really :cry: for :help:

[Vitruvian]

:lol2:

[Snapp]

:rofl: Who is that girl and why does she make me bust out laughing everytime I see her face put somewhere?

[Diamondback]

Originally posted by Vitruvian
You sound upset, is Alarke not using the correct lube for your fat ass? Your both bitch made in my book!

No one cares about your book though.
:no:

[Alarke]

I love photoshop... that picture is fucking awesome.

[Back]

Originally posted by Skeeter
says it all

Best one yet.

[Warriorbird]

Y'know... as much as, at times, Alarke makes me think he's a sanctimonius hypocritical PVP inspirer ...

You so deserve everything you got and get. That stunt was way beyond pathetic.

The Tupac inspired "bitchmade" so doesn't fly either. You're not fit to use it.

[Kaelowyn]

damn, I'm lucky

<3 Alarke:heart:

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
Y'know... as much as, at times, Alarke makes me think he's a sanctimonius hypocritical PVP inspirer ...

Heh, he is, I agree.

I can't insult what he did here though, it was deserved.

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
The Tupac inspired "bitchmade" so doesn't fly either. You're not fit to use it.

More angry white kids going the e-thug route.

:shrug: Go figure.

[Alarke]

I'm a what now?? I've killed like 4 people in the last 6 months! all of whom attacked me and Vitruvian. I think you're a bit off on that.

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Alarke
I'm a what now?? I've killed like 4 people in the last 6 months! all of whom attacked me and Vitruvian. I think you're a bit off on that.

I hope you're not replying to my post.

[Bobmuhthol]

I think he's responding to

Alarke makes me think he's a sanctimonius hypocritical PVP inspirer

[Alarke]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I think he's responding to

Alarke makes me think he's a sanctimonius hypocritical PVP inspirer
Correct...didn't even see your post Tsa'ah.

[Warriorbird]

Well...I've been out of the game since December/January. Before I left I saw you nearly provoke two large scale melees in one day, Alarke. You also rushed to defend some really blatant idiots.

:shrugs: I think you did nothing wrong versus Vitruvian.

[Edited on 3-18-2005 by Warriorbird]

[Skeeter]

Originally posted by Snapp
:rofl: Who is that girl and why does she make me bust out laughing everytime I see her face put somewhere?

She is the mighty Moshzilla!

[Alarke]

Ehh, I suppose that the angle you view something determines what is seen. I can't exactly make any strong comments, as I am not sure of the specific situation you're speaking of, I can easily admit that I would defend people that many would think of as assholes, the main one being Qahaar.

I guess I never thought of myself as one to jump into a fight, even if I was defending someone, and cant remember ever starting a large scale massacre or whatever, but again, im not sure what you saw either.

[Hulkein]

You stand around while your so-called 'friends' start fights, watch them attack others, and then jump in when they are attacked back.

I've seen it more than once, and it's pathetic.

[musicisart]

Originally posted by Hulkein
You stand around while your so-called 'friends' start fights, watch them attack others, and then jump in when they are attacked back.

I've seen it more than once, and it's pathetic.

Well put! I've seen it as well. Then he goes on the net lying about it claiming he doesn't know what you're talking about.

[Vitruvian]

:lolwave:

[Alarke]

I understand Hulkein's pissed I layed him out like... 9 fuckin months ago for being a bitch, other than that, he has no clue what he's talking about. I still ask Musicisart who they are, because all they do is talk with nothing to back it up. I do not start fight or attack when my friends are being attacked unless ive been dragged into it. You dont know what the fuck you're talking about, so just stop talking.

If you pay any attention in game, you'd realize that I rarely if ever attack anyone, and only attack if attacked first, mostly only stunning. Only time i kill is when the person can kill me and I feel that if I dont lay them out first it'll come back to bite me in the ass. I havn't "started a fight" or jumped in on others conflictes at all except vitruvian, because he's a 10 year old pile of shit that gets his jollies off by selling fake items to people that cant afford it.

Please find people in the game that actually KNOW me, dont even have to be a friend of mine, but just actually have talked to me around town that agree with anything any of you are saying, and I will listen. But all I hear from Hulkein is him being pissed he got killed for being an ass, and the other guy is like a sad little yes man that wont even say who he is. Pretty weak arguements, but thanks for the effort.

[Alarke]

Originally posted by musicisart

Originally posted by Hulkein
You stand around while your so-called 'friends' start fights, watch them attack others, and then jump in when they are attacked back.

I've seen it more than once, and it's pathetic.

Well put! I've seen it as well. Then he goes on the net lying about it claiming he doesn't know what you're talking about.
What the flying fuck are you talking about?? The only time ive ever talked about ANYTHING like that on the net is about Crylone... which im assuming you simply got from reading another thread and claiming you "see it all the time." Take the cock out of your mouth and realize how fucking stupid you sound, please. I "lied" to Crylone because i'd already been attacked by him once before and didn't feel like putting up with his crap anymore, and because it was of no relevance to anything going on. So you may now shut the fuck up.

[Hulkein]

<< I understand Hulkein's pissed I layed him out like... 9 fuckin months ago >>

Hulkein's account has been cancelled for over a year... Probably in the range of 2 years by now.

Even if you had killed me, I wouldn't be pissed off. I haven't played to hunt for experience or really cared about dying in about three years.

You on the other hand, heh, the word vulture comes to mind. That's a different topic, though.

<< I do not start fight or attack when my friends are being attacked unless ive been dragged into it. >>

The problem here is your definition of 'dragged into it' is watching your friend get attacked, even if they initiated it and are 100 percent in the wrong. Once that happens you feel it's open game for you to feel all powerful in Gemstone IV.

I've seen you do it to others, it's just the way it is chief.

Don't cry and curse because you're a douche bag in game and it hurts you to hear it, take it like a man.

Warriorbird hit the nail on the head... seems to have struck a nerve with this guy :lol2:

[Edited on 3-18-2005 by Hulkein]

[Vitruvian]

Your getting quite mouthy Alarke...Do you kiss your mother with that mouth.?:clap:

[Alarke]

Originally posted by Hulkein
<< I understand Hulkein's pissed I layed him out like... 9 fuckin months ago >>

Hulkein's account has been cancelled for over a year... Probably in the range of 2 years by now.

Even if you had killed me, I wouldn't be pissed off. I haven't played to hunt for experience or really cared about dying in about three years.
That's funny because I only created alarke about a year and 7 months ago, so you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[i]
You on the other hand, heh, the word vulture comes to mind. That's a different topic, though.
Vulture? Once again, I wouldnt even be raising by the time you left the lands, so you're making things up.

[i]
<< I do not start fight or attack when my friends are being attacked unless ive been dragged into it. >>

The problem here is your definition of 'dragged into it' is watching your friend get attacked, even if they initiated it and are 100 percent in the wrong. Once that happens you feel it's open game for you to feel all powerful in Gemstone IV.
I don't attack people for attacking my friends, just ask Qahaar. He'd ask me constantly to attack people to help him and I wouldn't. Once again though, you havn't been in the game in 2 years, so you wouldnt even know anything about this.

[i]
Don't cry and curse because you're a douche bag in game and it hurts you to hear it, take it like a man.

Warriorbird hit the nail on the head... seems to have struck a nerve with this guy :lol2:

[Edited on 3-18-2005 by Hulkein]
Im not crying, im simply saying that you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. The only person I ever defended the way you're talking about was Rarr, who WAS Alarke's in game daughter. I will defend my family like that, but that is how I roleplay alarke, and if that's what you're referring to, you're a fucking moron. And Warriorbird didn't hit any nerve, i simply had no idea what on Earth he was talking about, so I asked for examples and I got you talking about shit you dont know. I'd still like to hear what you have to say though Warriorbird, in all honesty, I didnt realize that you viewed Alarke as that and would like to know why.

Also... take a second to realize that Alarke is a V'TULLIAN cleric. This means when you piss him off enough, he wont laugh it off, he'll laugh as your head falls off. I am not crying, im just saying that your reasoning for attacking me is horrible, please get it right. But I guess all of this is a moot point since i've obviously never met you in game since you've been out for 2 years.

Vitruvian was simply pissed off that I stopped him from being a douche in game and is trying to "rally the dipshits" behind him. Have fun with it bud, im gonna go out and drink some and enjoy myself while you're bitching and moaning about how you got schooled. Have a fun night.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Also... take a second to realize that Alarke is a V'TULLIAN cleric. This means when you piss him off enough, he wont laugh it off, he'll laugh as your head falls off.>>

That's like saying my paladin/Voln warrior aren't allowed to kill because they're followers of Kai.

[Alarke]

No, im not saying that makes it right to kill anyone I want, but I am saying that it dictates how I make him act.

[Warriorbird]

Yeah. Sort've like your "defense of family" when they're being total idiots. Copout.

[Alarke]

I don't know about you, but when someone in my family is being killed in front of me, whether they are right or wrong, i will do what I can to stop them from being killed. If that makes me an asshole, then so be it.

[Bobmuhthol]

I don't know about you, but I don't have a text-based family.

[Vitruvian]

To late...:ultimate:

[Vitruvian]

Lol...a text based family!!!!!! :lolwave:

[Alarke]

I'm just going to conclude so that I don't need to keep dealing with this, because it honestly just isnt worth my time anymore. I do not play gemstone to make anyone else happy. I do not go around wondering if I will upset someone i've never met before, or worry about their feelings as I go to sleep at night.

If you really knew me, you'd know that I do pretty much anything reasonable to help those that need it, including giving Mort ( the person Vitruvian stole 25k from) 25k from my OWN bank account so he could buy another real ora shield. I've given away more equipment than I can even keep track of, and it's not like I expect anything in return from anyone I help.

I get into fights, yes, but I post them here to laugh about it, not to have people come back and whine about something I did to them in a roleplaying game. It's just that to me, a roleplaying game. Alarke is in no way a representation of who I am as a person, and the fact that you come on out of game boards and attempt to attack how I chose to roleplay a character I pay for is sad.

I do not go out of my way to cause issues as many many people in this game, such as Vitruvian, do. It makes no difference to me what they do either, because it has no bearing on my life. I will never meet any of you, as I do not go to Simucon events or anything like that, because I seperate this from my real life and this is simply something i'll do on the side. If you want to rip me apart, have at it, but it will have no bearing on what I chose to do at all. If you have constructive criticism, please, send it to me. But don't post this crap like, "Ur lame bcuz you did stuff to someone that one time when you started shit," because that means nothing to me.

If you want me to stop doing something, I will, because I dont go somewhere with the intention of making anyone else pissed off either, but please provide EXAMPLES without being a dick, and i'll look over it and try to understand from your point of view. I'm done responding to this thread because it's becoming more and more annoying, and I don't feel like writing any more long responses. If you have issues, U2U me or post like an adult and i'll deal with it. Thats' all for me in this thread.

[Edited on 3-18-2005 by HarmNone]

[Vitruvian]

Lovin it!!! :violin:

[Warriorbird]

Here you were being more than reasonable. I'd have given 25k and done some unpleasant things myself.

[Anglo American]

Originally posted by Vitruvian
Lol...a text based family!!!!!! :lolwave: You're laughing at someone about a text based family in a game you yourself have used to actually scam someone in, get caught doing so, and then talk shit about the person who outed you. Talk about your douchebag.

[Vitruvian]

Its not real money you fucking twit!!!! Thats the point you herb!:beer:

[Bobmuhthol]

You know what's not real money? The euro.

[Anglo American]

Originally posted by Vitruvian
Its not real money you fucking twit!!!! Thats the point you herb!:beer: The fact that it's not real money makes the scam even more pathetic.

It also puts you one notch under Caladari.

[Axhinde]

Alarke likes to pick on my wizard. Makes me sad.

[Hulkein]

Correction, Alarke. The character Hulkein hasn't been in the lands for around a year.

Don't put words in my mouth.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Alarke
I don't know about you, but when someone in my family is being killed in front of me, whether they are right or wrong, i will do what I can to stop them from being killed. If that makes me an asshole, then so be it.

You just admitted to doing what I was saying, you clown.

Half of your family is retarded... Theyt'll attack someone for no good reason, get killed because they're barely intelligent enough to chew food, and you'll interject and just kill people because, well, that's what you do to feel tough.

Thanks for coming clean.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Alarke
I get into fights, yes, but I post them here to laugh about it, not to have people come back and whine about something I did to them in a roleplaying game. It's just that to me, a roleplaying game.

If you re-read the thread, you'll see that Warriorbird and I were hardly whining, but just calling a spade a spade.

You came out with a post full of cursing and crying.

Stop being a lying hypocrite and you'll feel better.

[Vitruvian]

Drown in a lake Anglo... its FAKE , its ROLEPLAYING, I was ripping someone off, its not like it hasnt been done to me... I suppose we can stop...:deadhorse:

[Bobmuhthol]

It's not roleplaying at all, unless you're roleplaying a fucking retard. Even if you aren't, you, as a person, are a fucking retard. I can see breaking the law in hopes of enhancing your life. It's not justified, but understandable. Doing it to gain worthless lines of code, however, is something only a fucking retard would do.

[Syberus]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
You know what's not real money? The euro.

Unfortunately it's worth more than the dollar right now. Damn fake money.

[Bobmuhthol]

1 yen is less than $0.01 USD.

We must be better than Japan (sorry for the Warclaidhm-esque arguement).

[Vitruvian]

Bob, your a fucking retard. You fucking toolbox. "Posting King" ---go suck a dick you fucking herb. :moon:

[Bobmuhthol]

hahaha, I certainly put that title in!

[Vitruvian]

what type of loser sits and posts over 9k worth of threads, you obviously have absolutely no life what-so-ever.:moon2:

[Bobmuhthol]

(18:04:39) SimplyAlf: Your a fucking twit...
(18:05:27) Rachel Pwnz: Cool.
(18:06:14) Rachel Pwnz: It's amazing that you took the time to say that one thing.
(18:06:21) Rachel Pwnz: Which had no weight to it at all.
(18:06:24) Rachel Pwnz: Because you are a fucking idiot.
(18:06:27) Rachel Pwnz: And should kill yourself.
(18:06:32) SimplyAlf: ok
(18:06:33) Rachel Pwnz: Or, if you'd like, I can take a knife to your jugular.
(18:06:36) Rachel Pwnz: You dumb fuck.
(18:06:56) SimplyAlf: hows about you go post another 9k worth of threads you fucking no -lifer.
(18:07:13) Rachel Pwnz: So many errors, so little time.
(18:07:14) Rachel Pwnz: :'(
(18:07:16) Rachel Pwnz: I feel bad for you.

[Vitruvian]

9003 and counting...:clap:

[Bobmuhthol]

Username Vitruvian (Send U2U) (Add to Buddies)
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You said something?

[Vitruvian]

OMG... WOW There is certainly something to be said about that. Holy shit. Your amazing. Ive been fighting with Alarke and yourself for the past few days, to rack up my nice 16.94 you so well calculated. So your damn right Ive been saying alot!! Only still 9000 posts away from you. Go drown in a lake, your pathetic!!

[Tsa`ah]

Knock it off and get back on topic or let the thread die.

[Alarke]

Damn... you stole my idea Bob... and it's gotten even worse since. And Tsa'ah... there was a topic? :?:

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Alarke
And Tsa'ah... there was a topic? :?:

I'm sure there is one in there somewhere ... but a sissy fight between to hormonal angsting teens is not it.

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah

Originally posted by Alarke
And Tsa'ah... there was a topic? :?:

I'm sure there is one in there somewhere ... but a sissy fight between to hormonal angsting teens is not it.

:lol::lol:

[Shari]

This is SO off topic, but that's a relatively famous painting. Its called The Grotesque Old Woman. The name of the artist escapes me and that is BAD because I just had a test on it a week or so ago.

[Kaelowyn]

As you might remember, Alarke and I disowned Rarr in game because we didn't want to put up with her shit anymore.
The only in-game family that Alarke and I have are eachother and Roseblossom, who we don't see very often... so for you to say that his family are "retards" is an attack on me as well.

Having known Alarke for a lot longer than a year, I know that he only gets into fights when he is needed or if someone is being a total moron... like Vitruvian has obviously made himself known to be.
Stop talking about what you have no knowledge about.

[Bobmuhthol]

I've known Artha for years. I still think he has a feminine name, regardless of what anyone else thinks. That doesn't make me right.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Its called The Grotesque Old Woman. The name of the artist escapes me and that is BAD because I just had a test on it a week or so ago.>>

The = A.

Quintin Massys.

Google rocks.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Kaelowyn
As you might remember, Alarke and I disowned Rarr in game because we didn't want to put up with her shit anymore.
The only in-game family that Alarke and I have are eachother and Roseblossom, who we don't see very often... so for you to say that his family are "retards" is an attack on me as well.

Having known Alarke for a lot longer than a year, I know that he only gets into fights when he is needed or if someone is being a total moron... like Vitruvian has obviously made himself known to be.
Stop talking about what you have no knowledge about.

It doesn't matter if you have no family now, my experience was from months ago, and I have plenty of knowledge about it.

He already admitted it, so stop wasting your breath. :yes:

[Vitruvian]

I drew that picture, what are you talking about?

[Dwarven Empath]

I posted hahahaha:lol:

[Dionisius]

I'm Hungry