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Merzbow
10-05-2019, 06:02 PM
Sorry, but this has been bothering me for weeks. Ice cream truck that's been parked outside the local Whole Foods every time I visit on Saturday. In this day and age there is really only one possible connotation for this particular advertisement. I'm not so much offended as I am bewildered that nobody else has spoken up and got this removed. Are people so oblivious to their surroundings?

https://i.imgur.com/61Xc24C.jpg

Methais
10-05-2019, 07:01 PM
Sorry, but this has been bothering me for weeks. Ice cream truck that's been parked outside the local Whole Foods every time I visit on Saturday. In this day and age there is really only one possible connotation for this particular advertisement. I'm not so much offended as I am bewildered that nobody else has spoken up and got this removed. Are people so oblivious to their surroundings?

https://i.imgur.com/61Xc24C.jpg

Well I certainly won't be ordering anything vanilla.

Taernath
10-05-2019, 07:04 PM
It's hipster ice cream, this is just marketing.

beldar17
10-05-2019, 07:15 PM
stop being a a whiney bitch. everyone seems to be. go....with the fucking flow......

Tgo01
10-05-2019, 07:31 PM
The Gang Buys an Ice Cream Truck

Gelston
10-05-2019, 07:36 PM
Who fucking cares? Go complain on a housewife FB group.

Tgo01
10-05-2019, 07:38 PM
Who fucking cares? Go complain on a housewife FB group.

Sexist.

Merzbow
10-05-2019, 07:50 PM
Who fucking cares? Go complain on a housewife FB group.

I fucking care. I don't want near-explicit porn references shoved in my face (so to speak) every time I go out to buy some fucking milk.

Gelston
10-05-2019, 07:56 PM
I fucking care. I don't want near-explicit porn references shoved in my face (so to speak) every time I go out to buy some fucking milk.

Milk comes from titties.

Taernath
10-05-2019, 08:18 PM
Go inside and DEMAND to SPEAK to a MANAGER. And film it and post it here.

Gelston
10-05-2019, 08:19 PM
Go inside and DEMAND to SPEAK to a MANAGER. And film it and post it here.

I didn't know Merzbow was named Karen.

Viekn
10-05-2019, 08:24 PM
Go inside and DEMAND to SPEAK to a MANAGER. And film it and post it here.

Even better...show the manager videos of money shots to prove your point...and film it and post it here.

Gelston
10-05-2019, 08:26 PM
Even better...show the manager videos of money shots to prove your point...and film it and post it here.

Wait until he sees the Cremepie stand.

Merzbow
10-05-2019, 08:27 PM
I didn't know Merzbow was named Karen.

And neither do I wear sperm-shaped earrings.

Gelston
10-05-2019, 08:31 PM
And neither do I wear sperm-shaped earrings.

...ok?

Ososis
10-05-2019, 10:49 PM
Meh, it's probably an innocent reference to a drinking game.

"See, a double shot glass is set out for each player, all but one are filled with vodka, the final is filled with everclear. Everybody downs their shot at the same time and whoever had the everclear shot is said to have gotten the "money shot" because while he gags the other players rob him and bounce out."-McConnel probably.

In seriousness though, if a person had never heard of a money shot they would never notice it, and if you have the knowledge already, who is it corrupting?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-05-2019, 11:00 PM
I'd get some antifa thugs together and trash that bitch!

Ososis
10-05-2019, 11:17 PM
I'd get some antifa thugs together and trash that bitch!

http://www.halloweentownstore.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/GC3374.jpg

Merzbow
10-06-2019, 12:54 AM
...ok?

https://i.imgflip.com/30rzse.jpg

Neveragain
10-06-2019, 01:58 AM
I fucking care. I don't want near-explicit porn references shoved in my face (so to speak) every time I go out to buy some fucking milk.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/YellowNegligibleAnnashummingbird-size_restricted.gif

Neveragain
10-06-2019, 02:04 AM
Milk comes from titties.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/2fa9d4832f81200f6b336a2b56d3c0a4/tenor.gif?itemid=5412566

Wrathbringer
10-06-2019, 05:00 AM
Go inside and DEMAND to SPEAK to a MANAGER. And film it and post it here.

This is correct.

Fortybox
10-06-2019, 09:59 AM
Go inside and DEMAND to SPEAK to a MANAGER. And film it and post it here.

IT’S MA’AM. MAAAAA’AAAAAMMmMm

RichardCranium
10-06-2019, 10:23 AM
My gamertag is MoneyShot225.

Neveragain
10-06-2019, 11:33 AM
My gamertag is MoneyShot225.

Reported!

Some Rogue
10-06-2019, 11:41 AM
My gamertag is MoneyShotReceiver225.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6UBgTW5niwy25kkw/giphy.gif

Tisket
10-07-2019, 04:41 AM
I get upset over trivial shit sometimes too.

Then I laugh at myself for being silly and move on.

Methais
10-07-2019, 09:28 AM
Sexist.

THERE ARE MALE WIVES ON THERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably.

Methais
10-07-2019, 09:28 AM
Milk comes from titties.

And looks like money shot juice.

Parkbandit
10-07-2019, 09:33 AM
We had some furniture delivered a couple years ago.. the installer set the last big piece down and said "Now that's the money shot".

I laughed.

Life's too short to get all upset over stupid stuff. Just laugh at it and move on.

Merzbow
10-07-2019, 12:15 PM
And looks like money shot juice.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt5C1oLgjHw

Methais
10-07-2019, 12:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt5C1oLgjHw

https://media3.giphy.com/media/SYGkVEBAhm0g0/source.gif
https://media1.giphy.com/media/k2sIT6pEuGe88/giphy.gif

Stumplicker
10-07-2019, 12:43 PM
We're kinda prude in the states as far as business names go. In Australia this kind of stuff is pretty normal. That said, here's a picture of one of the septic company trucks from around here. I AM OFFENDED.

https://www.nichols-plumbing.com/app/uploads/2019/06/51198202_2128341323923488_8913645302141943808_o.jp g

Astray
10-07-2019, 01:22 PM
Australia is for criminals.

Stumplicker
10-07-2019, 01:30 PM
Australia is for criminals.

America was used as a penal colony too, so that logic checks out.

Methais
10-07-2019, 02:26 PM
America was used as a penal colony too, so that logic checks out.

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/19/194611230db23a23934e0fec1005ddb15fbf57bc6f039b6ecf de9a44c584a024.jpg

Bhaalizmo
10-07-2019, 04:18 PM
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wa

Wa

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa