Who has 8888 posts? Edited to amend 'And a possible girlfriend.'

[Bobmuhthol]

Answer: me.

[Edited on 3-14-2005 by Bobmuhthol]

[Artha]

Not anymore.

[C7L34N]

Who the fuck really cares! But if it is your lifes goal then :loser:

[Bobmuhthol]

My girlfriend once had sex with me because I reached 8000 posts. She was so proud of me.

[Soulpieced]

If by girlfriend, you mean right hand, and by sex, you mean the stranger, then yes.

[Bobmuhthol]

u ned 2 get layed

[Soulpieced]

Soulpieced's real world sex life was never in question. Yours on the other hand...

[Edited on 3-14-2005 by Soulpieced]

[FinisWolf]

Bob's life before the PC ---> :banghead:

Bob's life after the PC -----> :banghead:

So for Bob, it really doesn't matter..., his life just SuX0rS!

Not so Respectfully,

Finiswolf

j/k ing of course Bob

[Bobmuhthol]

:)

I asked this chick out on Thursday and got FUCKING PWNED!!!!11, and now I'm asking another chick out tomorrow. I'm bound to get a positive answer soon enough!

[FinisWolf]

Good luck Bob!

Respectfully,

Finiswolf

If all else fails, just use roofies.

- Arkans

[Skeeter]

2 words for ya

Lowered Expectations

[Alarke]

There comes a point where... that just isnt possible anymore.

[Bobmuhthol]

So I like never see the chick at all. She's in my friend's homeroom and he was all, "0/\/\9 |_| 90 0|_|7 \/\/17|-| 73|-| 4|_3><???" and she was all, "0/\/\9 1 /\/0 |</\/0\/\/ |-|1/\/\ 5032 1 <4/\/ /\/07 90 0|_|7 \/\/17|-| |-|1/\/\ `/37!!!!!"

At least it wasn't no.

[SpunGirl]

Translation plz

-K

[Parkbandit]

I so didn't get any of that.

H8 l3wt

[Bobmuhthol]

So I like never see the chick at all. She's in my friend's homeroom and he was all, "OMG will you go out with Alex?" and she was all, "OMG I don't know him so I can't go out with him yet!!!!!"

At least it wasn't no.

[Parkbandit]

Yea... she's in for a real treat.

[Bobmuhthol]

hahaha

Why must crie3.jpg come back to bite me in the ass?!?!

[Bobmuhthol]

Allow me to retort.

And she'll say yes in time.

[Parkbandit]

Why not post the picture with your freakishly long legs again?

[Bobmuhthol]

WTF are you talking about?

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
WTF are you talking about?

Isn't there some picture on here that has you sitting with your tiny crotch towards the camera with these giganticly long Daddy longleg legs dangling off your stick sized body?

[Bobmuhthol]

Oh you mean the one where it's a matter of perspective and my foot was on top of my mini fridge?

Because if that's the one, damn you're dumb.

[Bobmuhthol]

Get back to talking about my future girlfriend.


Maybe I should describe her. She's like 5'2, blonde hair, and can't weigh more than 70 pounds. She's also German.

[Edited on 3-14-2005 by Bobmuhthol]

[Toxicvixen]

So how are you going to ask her Bob? and what type of date would you be taking her on?

[Bobmuhthol]

I've got plenty of time to think about it, considering I have to actually get to know her first.

which is completely beef wellington, btw.

[Bobmuhthol]

Also, I'm not even sure I should initiate contact with her. Every girl I've ever asked out personally declined. I went out with Connie because of my friends, and I got a not-quite-negative answer from Mackenzie because of my friend.

[Hulkein]

When giving the middle finger, you're not supposed to use your thumb.

[Bobmuhthol]

False.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Get back to talking about my future girlfriend.


Maybe I should describe her. She's like 5'2, blonde hair, and can't weigh more than 70 pounds. She's also German.

[Edited on 3-14-2005 by Bobmuhthol]

[Bobmuhthol]

:down:

I'm beginning to go soft and not enjoy ragging on chicks (that I would like to have sex with) [as much].

It's not funny either way. You can do better.

[Bobmuhthol]

(16:43:54) Rachel Pwnz: SHE DIDN'T SAY NO!!
(16:44:14) mybud: I know.
(16:44:15) Rachel Pwnz: I just found the source code to make YTMND sites and now I'm happy.
(16:44:50) Rachel Pwnz: Also, afk for 4-5 minutes.
(16:45:24) mybud: And I was talking to her about the whole thing during Band (which turned into a study) and the only negative thing she was "I just find it weird that he likes me and doesn't even really know me." However, I came back with constant, "He has a lot of interest in you." and "He likes you a lot."
(16:45:24) Rachel Pwnz <AUTO-REPLY> : I'M GOING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND THAT WEIGHS 60 POUNDS W00T W00T

[Skeeter]

take her to a Halo party. All chicks dig that shit.

[Alarke]

first of all... doesn't anyone else find it creepy that he's celebrating [not] dating a girl that he's never even talked to before? Second of all... thank god all that high school crap is behind me. And finally... that was the damn funnies thing ive seen in a while PB... you should really change bob's quote from "and she's german" to "and she's a gremlin."

[Bobmuhthol]

No. Good for you. No it wasn't.

[Darnell]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Get back to talking about my future girlfriend.


Maybe I should describe her. She's like 5'2, blonde hair, and can't weigh more than 70 pounds. She's also German.

[Edited on 3-14-2005 by Bobmuhthol]

Mail Order?

D

[Bobmuhthol]

Without a doubt.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
:)

I asked this chick out on Thursday and got FUCKING PWNED!!!!11, and now I'm asking another chick out tomorrow. I'm bound to get a positive answer soon enough!

You are the most funny person on internet I ever see.

X makes me want to stab my eyes out with a freedom fry

[Soulpieced]

"He has a lot of interest in you." and "He likes you a lot."

.

Thus indicating that you lose, because girls don't go for guys after you've thrown out the fact that you like her. Word to the wise.

[Bobmuhthol]

Oh snap, that's how I've been attempting to get them.

[Skeeter]

disinterest and an air of superiority is the key (no joke) Chicks dig guys that seem unattainable.

[Bobmuhthol]

Going further in my quest for a girlfriend today. Wish me luck!

[Xorai]

Easiest way to get a girl is to make her laugh. Just don't go right up to one and be like, "Daaaang, You want to go out?". Be yourself and have fun with it. May take a day or two, but you can do it.



Napolean Dynamite ftw.

[Xorai]

Interesting...


Height - 2'5 normal/5'2 standing

Gender- Female. You can call her bitch, she likes it.

Hair- Blond with dark highlights.

Race - German

Weight - 70lbs-Iams only.

Interests- Loves long walks in the park.

[Edited on 3-15-2005 by Spidr]

[CrystalTears]

Couldn't you start off small... like aim for a date first? :D

[Warriorbird]

Chicks like creative interest. I've never been overly handsome or overly in shape but I got dates because I paid them CREATIVE attention. Don't do the standard stuff. With that said, the disinterested thing is something that can definitely pulled off... but it works far better if you're say....disinterested and look like Brad Pitt or Taye Diggs or Sephiroth or something.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by RangerD1
X makes me want to stab my eyes out with a freedom fry

No one will try to stop you doing so, so just go ahead.

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
"He has a lot of interest in you." and "He likes you a lot."

.

Thus indicating that you lose, because girls don't go for guys after you've thrown out the fact that you like her. Word to the wise.


Just restating this, Bob. This is (generally) true.

[The Korean]

ok, chadj, your avatar is a little blury on my screen....wtf is that?

[Chadj]

Read the signature.

[The Korean]

Yep, I was way off.....

[Bobmuhthol]

hahaha

she wasn't in school today

i hate my life

[Amaron]

awwwwwww poor Bob


and why the hell is chadj taking pics of hamster balls?


:shrug:



J

[Alarke]

You really have to ask that? I think we all know the answer.

[Bobmuhthol]

Less than 14 hours until I get the chance to see her.

[Alarke]

Welcome to the life of a stalker...

[Bobmuhthol]

Right. By see her, what I meant was ask her out.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Amaron
and why the hell is chadj taking pics of hamster balls?

:shrug:

J

Weird fetish? :lol:

[Chadj]

Some Danni chick put them in her Display Picture the other day, and I was like "wtf r those" and she was like "here, I'll send them and you guess". Then she told me. Then I decided they should be an avatar.

I don't have a hamster :(.

[Artha]

But you do have an insatiable lust for hamster balls.

[Bobmuhthol]

9 hours until I get my girl.

[SpunGirl]

I think Chadj should be court-ordered to stay at least 100 yards from any hamster from here on out.

-K

[Bobmuhthol]

2 hours

[Xorai]

Good luck today, man.

[Chadj]

Stalker.

EDIT: That's ok. I'm totally counting down for when Erin gets home from California.. It's a little less creepy cause she's my girlfriend of 3 months.. but meh, what can ya do?

[Edited on 3-16-2005 by Chadj]

[Bobmuhthol]

SHE WASN'T FUCKING HERE AGAIN GODDAMNIT

[Parkbandit]

Am I the only one that sees Bob at home with a collage of pictures of this poor girl in a secret panel in his closet?

[Chadj]

...

...


No.

[Alarke]

I said that about 50 posts ago PB... it really is quite creepy.

[Skeeter]

Perhaps she transferred schools to avoid you.

[Stunseed]

< Am I the only one that sees Bob at home with a collage of pictures of this poor girl in a secret panel in his closet? >

This reminds me of the Catholic roommate in the movie "Dead Man on Campus". It's the freshman facebook..

[Bobmuhthol]

I learned something about myself today. I stalk girls that I like.

Way to be, ex-girlfriend. You fucking rock. And will have no intact vocal chords come tomorrow.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I learned something about myself today. I stalk girls that I like.

Way to be, ex-girlfriend. You fucking rock. And will have no intact vocal chords come tomorrow.

Looks like your past came back and PWNED YOU HARD.

Don't worry, there's always Mr. Lefty tonight.

:sniffle:

[Bobmuhthol]

I called her and she was like, "I don't have to talk to you" and hung up. If she's going to tell people I stalk her, she should at least man the fuck up.

[peam]

Quit wearing ThinkGeek tshirts.

[Hulkein]

LOL

[Bobmuhthol]

But I'm wearing a Penny Arcade shirt now.

[Warriorbird]

Eh. Don't get bitter. Some girls are just crazy. Chase other girls until you can catch her at it, then drop, "Aren't you the one stalking me?"

[peam]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
But I'm wearing a Penny Arcade shirt now.

Quit wearing tshirts from any pro-nerd website.

I'm so glad I'm getting married and don't have to deal with this type of shit anymore.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<and don't have to deal with this type of shit anymore.>>

It's not like I can't get a date because I went out with a fucking lunatic for five months.

Just kidding, it's exactly like that.

[Skeeter]

at least you learned at an early age. All chicks are crazy. Treat em like shit and they'll love you long time.

[Bobmuhthol]

I think you're right. Only the chicks I'm nice to have a problem with me.

[Alarke]

Not wearing those shirts is a start...but try being smooth rather than... i dont even know what you're being. Instead of walking up to the first girl you think is attractive, find out something about her and use it to your advantage to think up a creative way of asking her on a DATE. Don't go for the knockout punch in the first round, no one will want to get in the ring with you. Be smooth on the date and it's a lock.

[Chadj]

Teenage females are insane.

Period.

Dunno about post-teen women, but I hear it doesn't get a whole lot better.

[Bobmuhthol]

I feel better. I don't know why I'm the prime target for gossip when I don't talk to or like anyone. Regardless, that's the way it is. About five minutes ago on the bus this one kid was getting off (I had learned that he was talking about me to Mackenzie for absolutely no reason moments before) and I said, "Hey Matt, you suck dicks, by the way. I'll snap your neck if you ever say anything about me to Mackenzie again."

God I rock.