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Tsa`ah
03-11-2005, 11:56 PM
The wife now has the third bun in the oven.

Chances are good that I'll be looking for an improved state of mind through modern chemistry in the near future.
Edaarin
03-11-2005, 11:57 PM
I'm going to have to request a topic title change.

EDIT: Congrats!

[Edited on 3-12-2005 by Edaarin]
HarmNone
03-11-2005, 11:59 PM
Heh. I don't know whether to say "Congratulations!", or "Deepest sympathies". So, just take whichever applies. :lol:
peam
03-12-2005, 12:01 AM
Nice shootin', cowboy.
HarmNone
03-12-2005, 12:02 AM
What's the normal retirement age for a penis, anyway? :thinking:
Tsa`ah
03-12-2005, 12:05 AM
5 years of being a loyal Trojan customer ... playing against the odds will always catch up to you eventually.

The odd thing about it was the junk mail we started getting last month. Diapers samples and coupons, formula adverts, Gerber Life mailings. The whole time I'm thinking ... this can't be good.
Tsa`ah
03-12-2005, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by HarmNone
What's the normal retirement age for a penis, anyway? :thinking:

Apparently in my case ... 31 years.
HarmNone
03-12-2005, 12:06 AM
Ewww. Fate attack!:scared:
HarmNone
03-12-2005, 12:08 AM
31 years? Sheesh! I'm gonna hafta talk to my SO. His is working waaaay overtime! :D
peam
03-12-2005, 12:12 AM
Sure you wanna do that?
Sylph
03-12-2005, 12:13 AM
Get the tubes tied.


Good god.



edit: Or get snipped.

[Edited on 3-12-2005 by Sylph]
SpunGirl
03-12-2005, 12:29 AM
Get the snip. A woman popping out THREE kids certainly warrants a little discomfort on your part. Also, congratulations:)

-K
StrayRogue
03-12-2005, 12:42 AM
Baseball bat to the stomach.
Back
03-12-2005, 01:19 AM
:crie:
Tsa`ah
03-12-2005, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by StrayRogue
Baseball bat to the stomach.

Half my shit, my kids, my house, and freedom.

Na.

And ya ... vascectomy talks were already in the works with the doc.
StrayRogue
03-12-2005, 01:48 AM
I credited you with more intelligence than that. Pay someone else to do it. :up:
Tsa`ah
03-12-2005, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by StrayRogue
I credited you with more intelligence than that. Pay someone else to do it. :up:

You're just evil.
FinisWolf
03-12-2005, 04:11 AM
Diggin` your avatar picture thingy there Tsa`ah!

Can I borrow your pen?

::snicker::

Respects,

Finiswolf
Tsa`ah
03-12-2005, 06:14 AM
Originally posted by Sylph
Get the tubes tied.


Good god.



edit: Or get snipped.


And your problem is?
Miss X
03-12-2005, 06:16 AM
Awww Tsa'ah! Congrats hon, babies are the cutest thing EVER! :heart:
Keller
03-12-2005, 06:35 AM
Congrats Tsa'ah. I'm sure the little meatball will be a blessing for you and the wife.

I've thought about getting le snip-snip as an early adolescent pre-cationary measure until we're in a position to (read: responsible enough to) care for another life -- but turning the pipes back on is not as easy as reconnecting the cable. Alas we've chosen abstenance as the only reliable means of birth-control -- or at least that's my rationalization for the post-marital sexual slump.:P
Miss X
03-12-2005, 07:05 AM
I think Tsa'ah was just trying to disprove my theory that old people don't have sex! ;)
Tsa`ah
03-12-2005, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by Miss X
I think Tsa'ah was just trying to disprove my theory that old people don't have sex! ;)

I hope your uterus falls out!
Parkbandit
03-12-2005, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by Tsa`ah

Originally posted by HarmNone
What's the normal retirement age for a penis, anyway? :thinking:

Apparently in my case ... 31 years.

Heh.. that's when I retired.

I looked at my two darling daughters.. smiled.. and then chose a more permanent solution.

Snip, snip.
DeV
03-12-2005, 08:39 AM
Congrats or my warmest regards... your choice! Babies are such a little bundle of joy... from a distance that is.

Heh, kidding, good news though. ;)
Skeeter
03-12-2005, 08:55 AM
What's the Blue book on a '74 Penis? Maybe you can get something nice in trade.
Brattt8525
03-12-2005, 08:58 AM
Congrats you big old STUD! :)
CrystalTears
03-12-2005, 09:02 AM
Congrats.. I think. :D
HarmNone
03-12-2005, 09:22 AM
Somebody needs to photoshop a "Retired" sign on our dancing Johnson. :whistle:
DeV
03-12-2005, 09:26 AM
You naughty girl.
HarmNone
03-12-2005, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by DeV
You naughty girl.

Moi? :saint:
DeV
03-12-2005, 09:32 AM
:yes: That halo doesn't fool me! :whistle:
Kainen
03-12-2005, 09:36 AM
Congrats Tsa'ah :)

PS. 31 isnt old

PSPS. That halo doesn't fool ANYONE :D

[Edited on 3-12-2005 by Kainen]
Azul
03-12-2005, 10:44 AM
Congrats to ya, Maybe we should get Tsa'ah an industrial size bottle of lotion.
Artha
03-12-2005, 11:07 AM
PS. 31 isnt old
The cut off is actually 30.
TheRoseLady
03-12-2005, 12:13 PM
Congrats Tsa'ah!

The old snip is a very good solution, it's a good thing that you'll be able to prevent the fourth one :lol:
Jennaen
03-12-2005, 03:13 PM
No need for retirement, just load it with blanks. It's all good. *nods*

Congratulations on the impending addition to your family. :)
Atlanteax
03-12-2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Artha

PS. 31 isnt old
The cut off is actually 30.

Yea, but I think that's for women.

For males, I believe it's 40?

:saint:
Back
03-12-2005, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Atlanteax

Originally posted by Artha

PS. 31 isnt old
The cut off is actually 30.

Yea, but I think that's for women.

For males, I believe it's 40?

:saint:

Bullshit. Its when I’m dead. No sooner.
Tsa`ah
03-13-2005, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by Skeeter
What's the Blue book on a '74 Penis? Maybe you can get something nice in trade.

Not sure about a 74, but a 73 with high milage is still a classic!
longshot
03-13-2005, 03:10 PM
Tsa'ah, congrats man.

I have to know though... is there some kind of ceremony before the snip happens?