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Parkbandit
03-09-2005, 04:11 PM
Dan Rather-not's farewell newscast is this evening.

Buh Bye.

Now maybe CBS can put in an anchor that can have better rating than 3rd out of 3.
CrystalTears
03-09-2005, 04:13 PM
O-OK - Dan's farewell. You scared me there for a second.

Bye Dan! You putz. :bye:
Warriorbird
03-09-2005, 04:13 PM
They'll wuss out and get a boring anchor and not improve.
The Korean
03-09-2005, 04:26 PM
glad I'm not the only one who thought PB was leaving.
Keller
03-09-2005, 04:28 PM
They need to get John Stewart.
Warriorbird
03-09-2005, 04:42 PM
Jon Stewart would be awesome.
Keller
03-09-2005, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Warriorbird
Jon Stewart [is] awesome.

All better.
Edaarin
03-09-2005, 04:58 PM
Damn, got my hopes up.
TheRoseLady
03-09-2005, 05:40 PM
Shit, I about had a heart attack.

Don't do that to me!

I have to admit that I thought about you today PB when they were talking about Dan. heh, wonder who is going to replace him.
Latrinsorm
03-09-2005, 06:08 PM
Jon Stewart is not a news-man, and would make a terrible news anchor. Quote from last night: "We don't check facts." If CBS felt like running the Daily Show, that would be entirely acceptable and do it now, stupid eye-people.
DaFilcher
03-09-2005, 06:24 PM
Hey, quit scarin' my wife, Mike! I actually read this topic for some reason...
Warriorbird
03-09-2005, 06:38 PM
I think the time for "news anchors" may be over.
Keller
03-09-2005, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Jon Stewart is not a news-man, and would make a terrible news anchor. Quote from last night: "We don't check facts." If CBS felt like running the Daily Show, that would be entirely acceptable and do it now, stupid eye-people.

Jon Stewart is the hottest thing in town. He would bring a ton of revenue to any network that signed him.
Artha
03-09-2005, 08:32 PM
Until he wasn't funny.
Keller
03-09-2005, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Artha
Until he wasn't funny.

We all have to die sometime.
Betheny
03-09-2005, 10:03 PM
I think they should get Dennis Leary to just cuss out a bunch of people.

I love Dennis Leary.
Hulkein
03-09-2005, 10:20 PM
Jon Stewart really isn't that funny.
Artha
03-09-2005, 10:22 PM
He's a lot funnier when he's not just taking cheap jabs at Bush. To be fair, he went after Kerry some before the election. I don't know about how the show is now, because I haven't seen it since like October.
DeV
03-09-2005, 10:26 PM
I like both of them. Stewart more so because I catch more of his shows but their both funny to me.
Latrinsorm
03-10-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Artha
He's a lot funnier when he's not just taking cheap jabs at Bush. To be fair, he went after Kerry some before the election. I don't know about how the show is now, because I haven't seen it since like October. I've only seen one truly cheap jab at Bush since then. Compare that to the Bob Wiltfong segment at the DNC Chairman elections... He walks towards the camera and says some blurb about how people are basically campaigning for the Chairmanship, and there are a series of tables to his right along a wall with people at them. He turns to Al Sharpton and says, "Sorry, I don't have any change." It's hard to explain, but it was hilarious.
Sean of the Thread
03-10-2005, 12:48 PM
Watch Fox news.
Parkbandit
03-10-2005, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Xyelin
Watch Fox news.
Overlord
03-10-2005, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
I think they should get Dennis Leary to just cuss out a bunch of people.

I love Dennis Leary.

Outstanding, I miss the Asshole commercial for pilsner.
"Oh I like to park, In handicaped spaces
While handicaped people make handicaped faces"
Back
03-10-2005, 01:17 PM
Great comic, PB.

On the topic of journalism in general, the Associated Press, along with other groups and news organizations are calling for more openess with the White House this week. Oddly, its not at the top of the headlines.

Article (http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?id=2005031012060001871968&dt=20050310120 600&w=APO&coview=)
Warriorbird
03-10-2005, 01:53 PM
I'm sorry, Hulkein and Artha. People make fun of GOP sometimes.
Wezas
03-10-2005, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Backlash
On the topic of journalism in general, the Associated Press, along with other groups and news organizations are calling for more openess with the White House this week.

Please, we all know that the AP has a huge liberal bias.
Parkbandit
03-10-2005, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Backlash
Great comic, PB.

On the topic of journalism in general, the Associated Press, along with other groups and news organizations are calling for more openess with the White House this week. Oddly, its not at the top of the headlines.

Article (http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?id=2005031012060001871968&dt=20050310120 600&w=APO&coview=)

I find it amusing that you think that's a top headliner.