View Full Version : Kung fu. Help please:
Stanley Burrell
07-03-2019, 06:45 PM
Yo, which version of Ip Man (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ip_Man) (director, any extra info to find it, etc.) has the scene where Ip Man is all like, "I want to fight ten men?"
I YouTube'd a bajillion different versions and the particular one I just mentioned doesn't have any helpful comments telling me how to make me know which one it is. Halp.
Taernath
07-03-2019, 08:12 PM
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2MHvcuuvQM
It's the 2008 one.
Dunno which it is but Ip Man 3 with Mike Tyson was the bomb.
https://erickdimalanta.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_nzx7btdMrF1v2lzpzo1_500.gif
Stanley Burrell
07-03-2019, 08:17 PM
This?
Yes. And there was much rejoicing.
Stumplicker
07-03-2019, 08:35 PM
I think you're forgetting a key factor in Kung Fu in that Chinese people are magic and can kind of...well not fly, but they can run on trees and float. Like when you get the leaf in Mario. Haven't you seen Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? That's where they got the idea for the leaf in Mario. From China. Poundsign gaminghistory.
Tisket
07-04-2019, 02:37 PM
Noone can fight 10 men. That's why kung fu and all this shit is stupid. Very very few people can fight 2 men at the same time (like veteran Navy Seals rare). 3 men, run, or hope they are gay and get into gangbang position.
I can effectively fight ten men.
Uzi, yo.
Stanley Burrell
07-04-2019, 03:53 PM
Noone can fight 10 men. That's why kung fu and all this shit is stupid. Very very few people can fight 2 men at the same time (like veteran Navy Seals rare). 3 men, run, or hope they are gay and get into gangbang position.
K.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwIIDzrVVdc
Murrandii
07-04-2019, 03:58 PM
K.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwIIDzrVVdc
Damn that movie was good… until the end who sucked big time
Astray
07-04-2019, 06:43 PM
Noone can fight 10 men.
Spoken like a true wuss.
nocturnix
07-05-2019, 02:43 AM
Training makes a big difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lEEYVZR5xM
nocturnix
07-05-2019, 06:32 AM
That is a really old viral video from like 15 years ago or something crazy. I dont know the history behind it, but I dont think it was staged. Keep in mind that video was before the concept of "viral videos" was even a thing. So no one was trying to get famous on the internet, all increases likliehood it was real.
However, i do agree the other two did not put up much of a fight. I think it was a combination of 1) surprise - he was fast, and they did not have much time to fight back because he was already pummeling their faces 2) I think they could have been drunk, which would also slow their reaction time and make the pummeling easier 3) because of surpise and possibility they were not friends they did not know how to react. Alot was in the boxer's favor. But he still pummeled the shit out of them without really getting a scratch.
nocturnix
07-05-2019, 06:37 AM
I would add however - i do think it is possible for someone who has been training in combat and martial arts nearly their whole life, who is at the top of their class to destroy 3 or 4 untrained fighters at the same time. But of course 10 blackbelts is pure hollywood :)
Astray
07-05-2019, 05:56 PM
Miyamoto Musashi would like a word with everyone who thinks you can't win a group fight. He looks pissed that nobody has read his books.
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