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Castles & Assholes
06-26-2019, 06:59 PM
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Taernath
06-26-2019, 07:03 PM
How many rats did you have to skin to corner the GS housing market?

BriarFox
06-26-2019, 07:03 PM
Satiric portrait of PC members you dislike made with a burner account? How trenchant.

Needs more tacos.

Astray
06-26-2019, 07:08 PM
Man, really running out of ways to be lame, aren't you?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
06-26-2019, 07:22 PM
I like turtles.

Wrathbringer
06-26-2019, 08:53 PM
I like turtles.

This is correct.

Wrathbringer
06-26-2019, 08:53 PM
I’ve been playing GemStone on and off for over twenty years. Being a quiet INFP personality, I started playing in high school after my “cool” friends wouldn’t talk to me anymore. I also started abusing internet pornography around the same time. In college, I used the internet as a way to cope with being on my own away from home. The more I used, the more I couldn’t stop. I spent the next twenty years being in an online choke-hold: I went to therapy three times a week and took a psychiatric medication, wondering why I couldn’t function normally in society with a college education. None of my doctors could figure out why. I’d flirt with women; they’d say I’m weak. I was 5’10” with a nice-looking face, solid build, similar life experiences, and well-to-do family. Then I started acting like RuPaul and that’s when I just knew it was time to stop. Is the internet the gayest thing that’s ever happened to people? Perhaps my mind couldn’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality very well. Fair warning: the internet can be a toxic disgrace for some.

This is retarded.

Ososis
06-26-2019, 09:24 PM
I’ve been playing GemStone on and off for over twenty years. Being a quiet INFP personality, I started playing in high school after my “cool” friends wouldn’t talk to me anymore. I also started abusing internet pornography around the same time. In college, I used the internet as a way to cope with being on my own away from home. The more I used, the more I couldn’t stop. I spent the next twenty years being in an online choke-hold: I went to therapy three times a week and took a psychiatric medication, wondering why I couldn’t function normally in society with a college education. None of my doctors could figure out why. I’d flirt with women; they’d say I’m weak. I was 5’10” with a nice-looking face, solid build, similar life experiences, and well-to-do family. Then I started acting like RuPaul and that’s when I just knew it was time to stop. Is the internet the gayest thing that’s ever happened to people? Perhaps my mind couldn’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality very well. Fair warning: the internet can be a toxic disgrace for some.

I’ve been playing with my wiener on and off for over twenty years. I've found I prefer "off". Being quite the NSFW personality, I started playing with it in high school until even me “imaginary” friends wouldn’t talk to me anymore. I stared in some abusive internet pornography around the same time. Instead of college, I used the internet as a way to cope with not being on my own and still living at home. The more I used the iternet, the more I used the internet...Oh and it made me gay*

*Got bored.

Fortybox
06-26-2019, 09:36 PM
I’ve been playing GemStone on and off for over twenty years. Being a quiet INFP personality, I started playing in high school after my “cool” friends wouldn’t talk to me anymore. I also started abusing internet pornography around the same time. In college, I used the internet as a way to cope with being on my own away from home. The more I used, the more I couldn’t stop. I spent the next twenty years being in an online choke-hold: I went to therapy three times a week and took a psychiatric medication, wondering why I couldn’t function normally in society with a college education. None of my doctors could figure out why. I’d flirt with women; they’d say I’m weak. I was 5’10” with a nice-looking face, solid build, similar life experiences, and well-to-do family. Then I started acting like RuPaul and that’s when I just knew it was time to stop. Is the internet the gayest thing that’s ever happened to people? Perhaps my mind couldn’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality very well. Fair warning: the internet can be a toxic disgrace for some.

:lol:

Methais
06-27-2019, 04:42 PM
I asked a girl out. It didn't go well. I knew I should have worn my other fedora.

https://i.imgur.com/Mv0DL3a.jpg

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.504252680.5570/poster,840x830,f8f8f8-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg

Astray
06-27-2019, 04:48 PM
What even?

Neveragain
06-27-2019, 05:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kXA7-XoQTA

Methais
06-27-2019, 05:35 PM
Hero:

https://i.imgur.com/RHWw8f5.png

leifastagsweed
06-27-2019, 06:06 PM
I feel so seen rn

Stanley Burrell
06-27-2019, 07:59 PM
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Cluster Slut
07-26-2019, 04:51 AM
I just stumbled across this. Interesting read. I can see where you're going with this. I too have had a similar experience. I find it fascinating how the Internet can affect our real lives and have often wondered how others have experienced this "reality vs. intereality" phenomenon. Thank you so much for your thoughts on this topic. They're very much appreciated.

Stumplicker
07-26-2019, 10:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1QdypYE_FQ

Methais
07-26-2019, 02:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1QdypYE_FQ

But he’s wearing a trilby.

Stumplicker
07-26-2019, 02:31 PM
But he’s wearing a trilby.

That's probably one of the mean and hurtful things he was talking about being said.

Methais
07-26-2019, 02:36 PM
That's probably one of the mean and hurtful things he was talking about being said.

I’m not sure if it’s either the more I look at it. Whatever it is it still looks retarded.