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Edaarin
03-07-2005, 11:13 AM
I attempted this late last night with some of my buddies. I would post pictures, but I got bitched at the last time I posted a vomit shot...

FYI, doing it with Strawberry milk probably wasn't the smartest thing I've ever done.
Parkbandit
03-07-2005, 11:25 AM
I chugged a full pitcher of beer in College during a game of quarters. Some stupid bitch bounced the quarter and it hit in there. She pointed to me and then the crowd started yelling DO IT DO IT DO IT...

Peer pressure + Pitcher of beer + one already drunk PB = Blackout night.

:(
Divinity
03-07-2005, 01:10 PM
You mixed liquor with large amounts of milk?

I feel like I'm missing a part of the story.
Bobmuhthol
03-07-2005, 02:28 PM
I could beat Edaarin.
Latrinsorm
03-07-2005, 03:03 PM
I drank one gallon of milk in 16 or so hours. That's just about as fast as I ever plan on drinking milk.
03-07-2005, 03:05 PM
Milk is fucking disgusting.

- Arkans
Divinity
03-07-2005, 03:11 PM
I like only non-fat milk. Anything else is way too much.
Bobmuhthol
03-07-2005, 03:12 PM
What's up with all the pussies in this thread?
Warriorbird
03-07-2005, 03:14 PM
Never been one to drink stuff that quickly, but I can devour ice cream confections (cones, bars, treats) incredibly fast due to having lost the "cold overload" nerves in my mouth.
Divinity
03-07-2005, 03:17 PM
How did you manage that?
Warriorbird
03-07-2005, 03:26 PM
Whole lot of mouth, tooth, and jaw damage. Surgery. Loss of my front tooth...having an extra tooth moved over with orthodontic work.
Vixen
03-07-2005, 03:41 PM
Some teacher here in NC was doing an experiment on how fast you could drink a gallon of milk... asked for volunteers, and a bunch of kids got sick and he got fired because of it.

Although he's supposed to find out today if he gets his job back or not
Warriorbird
03-07-2005, 03:44 PM
Heh heh, where? I need a better job.
Divinity
03-07-2005, 03:44 PM
Yeah, the body can't hold a large amount of milk all at once.

As for Warriorbird, that could be a curse and a gift. I wouldn't want to go through a bunch of surgery like you did though. Ugh.
AnticorRifling
03-07-2005, 03:51 PM
What's the bet? Cause I'll do a gallon of milk for money. Vitamin D, 2%, whatever. I'll buy it and have a buddy take pictures of me chuggin it.
Arshwikk
03-07-2005, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
What's up with all the pussies in this thread?

No shit...I bonged nearly a fifth of vodka once. If a chick made me down a pitcher in quarters, I woulda killed it and made sure I returned the favor...to everyone there. I don't black out either. Damn lightweights.

[Edited on 3-7-2005 by Arshwikk]
03-07-2005, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
What's up with all the pussies in this thread?

HAHAHA U R WHAT U EET ROFLCOPTER

- Arkans
Makkah
03-07-2005, 05:03 PM
<<You mixed liquor with large amounts of milk?

I feel like I'm missing a part of the story. >>

You didn't miss any of the story. PB was just trying to be "cool" by bringing up the completely irrelevant story about beer. YOU'RE COOL BUDDY!
Bobmuhthol
03-07-2005, 06:22 PM
<<Yeah, the body can't hold a large amount of milk all at once.>>

Mine can.
AnticorRifling
03-07-2005, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<Yeah, the body can't hold a large amount of milk all at once.>>

Mine can.

Because you're not off the teet yet.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-07-2005, 06:30 PM
I don't believe it's possible to drink a whole gallon of milk in say, 30 minutes.
Bobmuhthol
03-07-2005, 06:31 PM
I can drink a quart in about 5.
AnticorRifling
03-07-2005, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I don't believe it's possible to drink a whole gallon of milk in say, 30 minutes.

I don't think your gut is physically big enough to hold that much fluid, be it water or milk. In boot camp they used to make us drink water til we vomitted and I remember it taking 10+ 1 quart canteens but it happened.

Sick thing was you were the one that was wrong for puking heh.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-07-2005, 06:34 PM
The body digests milk slow, or something like that. The physiology behind is what I mean. I can drink a half gallon, but I recall reading something when I took human anatomy that we couldn't drink a gallon unless extenuating circumstances (like extremely large stomach).

Anyway, I'm all for you trying, go for it!
Vixen
03-07-2005, 08:11 PM
Um as to where this happened. I wanna say Smithfield, the lovely town in which I live. I am almost positive he was a high school teacher here. I missed the news tonight though, so I didnt see if he got his job back or not.
Maybe it will be in the paper tomorrow.. (which in Smithfield only comes out twice a week)
Edaarin
03-07-2005, 09:07 PM
Liquor had nothing to do with it. I think I've had three sips of any kind of alcohol since February 5th.

And the challenge was a gallon of milk in an hour. None of that skim milk shit.
Parkbandit
03-08-2005, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by Arshwikk

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
What's up with all the pussies in this thread?

No shit...I bonged nearly a fifth of vodka once. If a chick made me down a pitcher in quarters, I woulda killed it and made sure I returned the favor...to everyone there. I don't black out either. Damn lightweights.

[Edited on 3-7-2005 by Arshwikk]

I was already drunk from playing the stupid game... but yea, I tend to blackout when I drink a ton because I rarely ever puke.
Parkbandit
03-08-2005, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by Edaarin
Liquor had nothing to do with it. I think I've had three sips of any kind of alcohol since February 5th.

And the challenge was a gallon of milk in an hour. None of that skim milk shit.

In an hour?? What kind of little pussy are you? I thought the milk challenge was that you had to basically chug the gallon.

An hour. I laugh at you and your lactose intolerant little stomach.
Warriorbird
03-08-2005, 11:58 AM
An hour? Eh. Go join the Century Club or something instead.
peam
03-08-2005, 12:12 PM
You guys would hurl it right back up.
03-08-2005, 03:26 PM
I'm too lazy to look up the old thread with the link to the official gallon challenge web page, but it's a must see.
Edaarin
03-08-2005, 09:07 PM
Bonged a fifth of vodka?

17-18 shots in less than 5 minutes?

Right.
longshot
03-08-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Arshwikk

No shit...I bonged nearly a fifth of vodka once.



There are 24 shots in a 5th.

You poured how many into a bong?

I'm guessing that nearly a fifth is at least 3/4... so that's 18 shots at once.

You are not impressing anyone on a Gemstone message board with your lies.

The only way you didn't enter a coma or throwup violently is if you are a seasoned, fatshit alchoholic, which could very well be the case.

Bonging vodka...

Riiiight.