Is Murrandii a snake?

[Ososis]

No, obviously he's a person. Snakes can't type.


This is a snake. He got displaced due to flooding and was out in the street looking to get run over :(
Well, now he is my houseguest. This is Houdini the garter snake.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423585969753817088/576547411569410049/image0.jpg?width=937&height=703

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423585969753817088/576551913139601408/image0.jpg?width=527&height=702

[Astray]

True story, I have an Aunt who is deathly afraid of snakes. Literally, she'd see something like that and become hysterical. Well, one day we were clearing a path up at a ranch and this tiny, absolute baby of a snake slithers out of the underbrush. She screams and ducks behind my Uncle. Frozen in place until I smashed the baby snake in the head with an axe.

I felt like the biggest monster on the planet after that.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I used to have to stomp the heads of rabbits I shot that didn't instantly die when I was 10-12 and killing them on my grandfathers farm. You learn to be a good shot pretty quickly.

[Gelston]

My grandmother hates all reptiles. My cousin had a lizard and I'd take it to her and say "Look at this cat" and she'd freak out and I'd lol.

[Astray]

I used to have to stomp the heads of rabbits I shot that didn't instantly die when I was 10-12 and killing them on my grandfathers farm. You learn to be a good shot pretty quickly.

Oh man. I had to finish off coyotes with a shovel. You learn real quick how to cut the head off.


My grandmother hates all reptiles. My cousin had a lizard and I'd take it to her and say "Look at this cat" and she'd freak out and I'd lol.

There was a lady with a literal nest of geckos in her wall. Still in the eggs and everything. She fainted when I showed her. Absolutely terrified of lizards.

[Taernath]

Every single anole I had as a kid died from botflies. Fuck you B&I.

This video describes my experiences with frogs & salamanders:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQq7QoqQC2Y

[Fortybox]

https://youtu.be/o7aShcmEksw

[Murrandii]

damn the second girl to the right side of the guy pointing the finger in dalabrac's sig is cute. (mirror effect, left side) DAMN she's cute.

[Fortybox]

damn the second girl to the right side of the guy pointing the finger in dalabrac's sig is cute. (mirror effect, left side) DAMN she's cute.

I am the wielder of the 4th Italian Spiderman gif and it is most sacred. If it fell into Methais' hands all would be lost.

[Ososis]

damn the second girl to the right side of the guy pointing the finger in dalabrac's sig is cute. (mirror effect, left side) DAMN she's cute.

Hey dumbfuck, nobody believes your fake lnet mistells. Stop being a pussy bitch. kthxbye

[Taernath]

I am the wielder of the 4th Italian Spiderman gif and it is most sacred. If it fell into Methais' hands all would be lost.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Danger 5? I thought not. It's not a story Italian Spiderman would tell you.

https://i.imgur.com/FufI1Y6.gif

[Wrathbringer]

No, obviously he's a person. Snakes can't type.


This is a snake. He got displaced due to flooding and was out in the street looking to get run over :(
Well, now he is my houseguest. This is Houdini the garter snake.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423585969753817088/576547411569410049/image0.jpg?width=937&height=703

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423585969753817088/576551913139601408/image0.jpg?width=527&height=702

You're retarded.

[Ososis]

You're retarded.

It's just a little snake dude, don't freak out.

[Murrandii]

Bjorne is messing around you FUCKING TOOL

[Ososis]

Bjorne is messing around you FUCKING TOOL

What? Who? Huh?

[Ososis]

it's the same transparent fuckery you pulled as Xcalibullshit cause you are garbage.

[Murrandii]

it's the same transparent fuckery you pulled as Xcalibullshit cause you are garbage.

People are having fun, they are messing around, picking on others to laugh. Can you have fun bro?

[Fortybox]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Danger 5? I thought not. It's not a story Italian Spiderman would tell you.

https://i.imgur.com/FufI1Y6.gif

https://66.media.tumblr.com/d6b45603db6efbf216296645e1355f3f/tumblr_nlu8kxMzaS1qe5rulo1_400.gif

[Taernath]

Can't we have a nice herpetology thread without you fucks turning it into a herpestology thread?

[Ososis]

Can't we have a nice herpetology thread without you fucks turning it into a herpestology thread?

I can't smoke inside, I can't smoke outside, I can't smoke in my car. I just wanna smoke! :(

[Murrandii]

I can't smoke inside, I can't smoke outside, I can't smoke in my car. I just wanna smoke! :(

Next time on discord, my kids singing about how idiot you are, I swear, I'm gonna do it. In french, of course.

[Ososis]

Next time on discord, my kids singing about how idiot you are, I swear, I'm gonna do it. In french, of course.

You are going to make your kids sing about me? Dude, thats sick. Leave them kids alone.

[Murrandii]

You are going to make your kids sing about me? Dude, thats sick. Leave them kids alone.

twofold:

1) it'll be funny

2) you'll realize funny stuff can be said about you and we can laugh about it. Laugh = joy

[Ososis]

twofold:

1) it'll be funny

2) you'll realize funny stuff can be said about you and we can laugh about it. Laugh = joy

1) You wont

2) I laugh about you all the time. I'm sure your kids do too.

[Murrandii]

1) You wont

2) I laugh about you all the time. I'm sure your kids do too.

Why do you think my kids laugh about me?

[Astray]

https://i.imgur.com/WSQEwOt.png

[Parkbandit]

1) https://24.media.tumblr.com/36bd6dcea47a045a684d97efe395c3a3/tumblr_mptme9b9HD1rdw1plo1_500.gif


https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK/giphy.gif

[Roiken]

i literally am pretty sure i saw an empath named Docphil or something in tsc this morning

[Neveragain]

No, obviously he's a person. Snakes can't type.


This is a snake. He got displaced due to flooding and was out in the street looking to get run over :(
Well, now he is my houseguest. This is Houdini the garter snake.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423585969753817088/576547411569410049/image0.jpg?width=937&height=703

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423585969753817088/576551913139601408/image0.jpg?width=527&height=702

Speaking of herpetology, I'm pretty sure that's a bull snake and not a garter snake.

[Ososis]

Speaking of herpetology, I'm pretty sure that's a bull snake and not a garter snake.

Hmm, you may be spot on there.

[Fortybox]

Snakes are gross.

[Ososis]

Snakes are gross.

Fucked up hate speech like this is why Houdini isn't allowed on the internet unsupervised :(