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Apathy
03-04-2005, 10:55 AM
We've been debating this for a while.

Personally I pick Jack because he's like 4'6" (I have a promotions statue), which means he has the short mans complex, and probably packs a gun somewhere under that guise.
Jenisi
03-04-2005, 10:56 AM
Captain Morgan is a badass.
theotherjohn
03-04-2005, 11:05 AM
I vote for Nelson
Alfster
03-04-2005, 11:06 AM
I chose Jack because he tends to speak to me.
Warriorbird
03-04-2005, 11:07 AM
Jack Daniels is a more badass drink, but Captain Morgan seems like more of a badass.
xtc
03-04-2005, 11:19 AM
Admiral Nelson is the baddest, he kicked Napoleon’s fleet butt in the battle of the Nile.

Captain Morgan looks the baddest on the bottle.

Jack Daniels what can I say? The words whiskey and Tennessee should never appear in the same sentence.
peam
03-04-2005, 12:17 PM
Captain Morgan is deep in the closet.


I pick the true Southern gentleman: Mr. Daniels.
Apathy
03-04-2005, 12:24 PM
Pictures for reference.

[Edited on 3-4-2005 by Apathy]
Parkbandit
03-04-2005, 12:44 PM
All three have kicked my ass. They all get props from me.

You can add to that list:

Yukon Jack
Johnny Walker
Sam Adams

Hell, even St. Pauli girl kicked my ass before.

Fucking bastards.. the lot of them.
Skeeter
03-04-2005, 01:01 PM
Dude, report that bitch for abuse of the elderly
Sylph
03-04-2005, 02:21 PM
Captain Morgan... hes a swashbuckling pirate!
Wezas
03-04-2005, 02:26 PM
Pretty sure all of those guys would kick Pete's ass wicked fast.

http://www.realbeer.com/edu/images/pete.jpg
Snapp
03-04-2005, 07:21 PM
Captain Morgan hands down.
Zentoph
03-04-2005, 09:22 PM
Yeah.. Gotta go with the Captain here.
Arshwikk
03-04-2005, 09:54 PM
Jack Daniels is distilled in a dry county...how pussy is that?

Captain Morgan is a pirate...true...but honestly, he wears stockings.

In the ghetto they can't afford either one of those, they go for the real badass...a "foty" of Crazyhorse.
Arshwikk
03-04-2005, 09:57 PM
I forgot to mention that Admiral Nelson reminds me of Michael Jackson...see em grabbing his nuts?
Fengus
03-07-2005, 08:00 PM
Captain Morgan on the bottle is just a stylized character, the real Captain Morgan was a privateer, way cooler than some handlebar moustache dope from the south.
Bobmuhthol
03-07-2005, 08:03 PM
It'd be between Jack Daniels and Admiral Nelson. Captain Morgan loses automatically.

Jack Daniels wins.
Artha
03-07-2005, 08:09 PM
Gandhi.

Failing that, Captain Morgan. Why? Because the only thing more bad ass than a pirate is a ninja, and there aren't any ninjas on the list.
Makkah
03-07-2005, 09:22 PM
George Dickel wins.
DeV
03-07-2005, 09:24 PM
Captain Morgan gets my vote.
Tsa`ah
03-07-2005, 09:33 PM
Look at it this way ... it wouldn't be street fight, it would be a bar brawl.

Jack wins hands down simply because he a dirty bastard. Breaks the bottle over Morgan's head as he's reaching for his pistol and guts Nelson with the jagged remains as he's taking off his white glove for a challenging slap in the gentlemen's manner.
Arshwikk
03-07-2005, 09:38 PM
Wow, we are truely bored.
Artha
03-07-2005, 09:48 PM
Jack wins hands down simply because he a dirty bastard. Breaks the bottle over Morgan's head as he's reaching for his pistol and guts Nelson with the jagged remains as he's taking off his white glove for a challenging slap in the gentlemen's manner.

Oh come on, Morgan's a pirate, not some get-pwn3d-by-bottle landlubber. He'd have his sword out and decapitate them both in like 10 seconds tops. And then he'd be all like 'YOHOHO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM, BITCHES.'
Kainen
03-07-2005, 10:16 PM
:heart: Teh Capt!