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The Chicken God Will Peck Me To Death!

The little bastards get their beaks cut off, get crowded into cages where they never see the light of day, then the Colonel deep frys them for my consumption.

I weep at the poor fate of the chicken as I tear its bones away from its flesh in preparation of devouring. The guilt I feel is only matched by the elation of my taste buds.

BTW, when did they dump Extra Crispy for Spicey? <3 teh Spicey.

[Gan]

Damn KFC!!!

http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/sharpton.asp



PS... I prefer extra crispy to the spicey. I like to hear my chicken crunch!


Edited to add: Damn, now I'm craving a 6 piece extra crispy, with mashed potatoes, beans, and some biskits with honey... mmmm mmmm mmmmm

[Edited on 2-20-2005 by Ganalon]

[peam]

You hitting the bottle tonight?

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Originally posted by peam
You hitting the bottle tonight?


Yeah, and the fried chicken-filled paper bag. Not sure which is worse.

[Miss X]

If you know of the horror these poor animals go through, how the fuck do you put that in your mouth? I'm not sure I could justify it to myself.

[4a6c1]

I probably would never eat from KFC even if I was really really really hungry. -Except if Angelina Jolie told me that if I ate a KFC biscuit she would give me sex.- But only the biscuit.

Just the smell of KFC makes me sick. Nasty, nasty. :barf:

[Chelle]

YUM GIMME! I WANTUMS SUM CHIKEN AND DONT BE STINGY WITH THEM POTATERS NEITHER. MAKE DAT ALL WHITE MEET PLZ.

Hail Colonel!

*gobbles down sum chicken*

[4a6c1]

Thats really so much worse that Killer Kittens exploding duck story and the meat curtains mental image put together. EW EW EW.

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Chelle
YUM GIMME! I WANTUMS SUM CHIKEN AND DONT BE STINGY WITH THEM POTATERS NEITHER. MAKE DAT ALL WHITE MEET PLZ.

Hail Colonel!

*gobbles down sum chicken*

Amen sister!

[Chelle]

I was tryin ta sound like a redneck. Not sure why exactly!

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Originally posted by Miss X
If you know of the horror these poor animals go through, how the fuck do you put that in your mouth? I'm not sure I could justify it to myself.

AS much as I can easily pop some fish‘n chips. I hate fishing myself, and I’ve seen studies that show plants have a reaction to danger.

Call me callous. Call me hungry.

[Miss X]

Forgive me, I'm afraid joking about cruelty to animals is not my idea of humour. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.....

[Scott]

Do you eat meat at all Miss X, or do you just avoid KFC because of the way they treat chickens?

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Originally posted by Miss X
Forgive me, I'm afraid joking about cruelty to animals is not my idea of humour. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.....

Actually, X, this may be my worst sin. I guess that would make this topic my confession.

[Miss X]

I eat meat sometimes, I do my best to make sure that the meat has come from animals that have been treated in a humane way. I'm certain this is not always the case, but we can all try. One thing is for certain though, you will never ever hear me making a joke about the way animals are treated.
My problem is not with the consumption of meat itself, rather, with the callous remarks about the treatment of animals. Perhaps I am just missing the joke?

[Edited on 20-2-05 by Miss X]

[Chelle]

Okay the dude was appreciating the deliciousness of KFC chicken. Must everything turn into a scathing-jump-on-your-soap-box type of holier than thou typa thread. Can't a guy appreciate his right to eat a freakin chicken prepared in 11 herbs and spices and deep fried into a golden brown crispy goodness that seals in the moist tender delectable juices?! Before you scarf down a fish do you pat it on the head and say nice lil fishy thank you for being me din din tonite, but now that the steel hook is out of your brain I gunna eatcha now.

:shrug: :D

[Miss X]

I believe I have the right to comment on any thread, as I see fit. Providing I remain within the ToS of course. Thanks for your input though. :)

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This is a good discussion. Not only does it make us aware of where our food comes from, it makes us understand the lengths we might take to survive should that food source end.

I might be out catching chickens while Miss X digs up onions and potatoes. She wouldn’t have to feel the guilt of what I did to the chicken, I wouldn’t have to feel the guilt of what she did to the onions and potatoes, and we could both enjoy a nice soup.

I'm an animal lover, but to an extent. You see, I love dogs, cats, fish, ferrets, ect. I'd personally kick the shit out of anybody that abused those animals. Chickens though? Couldn't give a fuck less.

- Arkans

[Chelle]

Agreed, Backlash.

[longshot]

I had KFC once, and there was an organ still attached to the chicken breast. I'll spare you the dryheaving stories, but needless to say, I will not eat at KFC again.

Not to stray off topic, but today in the Houston airport while returning from Cabo San Lucas, I was blessed with a "Popeye's" chicken.

I'm no statistician, but in Michigan, one must weigh the chance of a voilent death by gunfire in his or her decision to travel to a Popeye's. Despite this danger, sometimes Popeye's is worth it...

Because the chicken is so good, I'm willing to ingnore what happens to the chickens.

Popeye's could run the Abu Gharib of processing plants, but their addictive recipe would make me turn the other way...

yes, I'm mildly ashamed of this.

[Brattt8525]

I just got the new breadless KFC chicken the other night. Not bad at all but it did not seem to have the same "spicey taste" as the normal breaded version.

[Warriorbird]

Animals don't treat other animals humanely. You live in a "civilized" country and you're being "inhumane" to an animal somewhere.

[Edited on 2-20-2005 by Warriorbird]

[Gan]

Yes, as a proud Houstonian I would endorse Popeye's chicken as an awesome place to get your chicken lickin on.

As for the whole mis-treatment thing. Its not just the chickens for KFC that are mistreated if you've ever seen a poultry processing plant or a hatchery facility. One could indeed parallel a chicken's maltreatment (ones that are commercially raised for processing) to fish, beef, pork, turkey, etc. Soooo, if one is going to take a stand for the chickens then one MUST not be hypocritical and also boycott all poultry products - including eggs, food with eggs or chicken in it.... then go onwards and include beef, turkey, fish, etc.

Vegans of the world unite!!!


As for me, I like my extra crispy with a little ranch, honey mustard, or some KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce. I like my steak with a little Jim Beam steak sauce and a Lea & Perrins marinade. I like my pork grilled with an orange juice and brown sugar marianade. I like my fish pan seared with a white wine or lemon. And my turkey should be honey maple from Boar's Head slicked thin. I wonder what would be a good sauce for Vegan?

[Makkah]

Popeye's
Church's
KFC
Bojangles

it's all good

[Brattt8525]

Popeye's spicey fingers are the best, so is their red beans and rice.

[Jazuela]

We have KFC around here. Sometimes I get the urge - for some reason, I like their cole slaw. I have no idea why. I'm not a big cole slaw eater. Crispy's the best - I haven't been there since they stopped making it so that's a big disappointment.

As for "treating the animals humaneley" - I'm not sure how humane it is to raise an animal for the express purpose of killing it. "Here, little cow, be happy and frolick in the meadow. Now just move a little to your left...WHACK - OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

Uh - no. Not humane, sorry.

Fortunately I don't worry all that much about the cow getting to hang out on the Lazy-boy and getting pedicures every other month, as much as I worry that it's a nice juicy healthy portion of bovine flesh.

Same goes for chickens.

[4a6c1]

Some types of buddhists believe that if you eat unhappy animals it makes you unhappy. Like, dietary karma or something. Ionno.

Sounds a little tree-hugger to me although still - yet ANOTHER reason for me to be disgusted by that nasty shit they boil in juicy fat oil and call bird meat.

This thread makes me want to forcefeed all of you lettuce until you choke and die. <insert lettuce forcefeeder emoticon here>

[Shari]

KFC is disgusting. I've never liked that place.

But I think its mostly because I don't like breaded deep-fried stuff. I don't like much of deep-fried ANYTHING. Except french fries, and chicken wings. Non-breaded chicken wings. Hooters wings totally blow because they bread their wings.

That is all.

Fuck that shit yo.

Gimme some Arby's.

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Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Fuck that shit yo.

Gimme some Arby's.

Oh shit.

<--Arby's in Yahoo Yellow Pages

I’ve only just recently discovered the wonder of the roast beast with swiss and horsey sauce.

Why did God make roots spicey? (Radish, wasabi, onion, garlic...)

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Except french fries, and chicken wings. Non-breaded chicken wings. Hooters wings totally blow because they bread their wings.>>

:(
Damn you're retarded.

[Myshel]

I don't even think you can call that stuff they put in Arby's sandwiches roast beef. I do love their Jamoca Shakes.
I make good fried chicken, but sometimes nothing tastes as good as KFC.
For Jaz here is the recipe for KFC cole slaw


* Exported from MasterCook *

KFC Cole Slaw

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Salads

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 head green cabbage -- finely chopped
1 medium carrot -- shredded
dressings
1/3 cup sugar -- combine
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1/4 cup milk
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup buttermilk
1 1/2 tablespoons white vinegar
2 1/2 tablespoons lemon juice

pour dressing over cabbage and carrot and refrigerate 2 hours.

1/2 cup of mayo? Fucking disgusting.

- Arkans

[DeV]

Originally posted by Myshel
I do love their Jamoca Shakes.
Same. I can't stand their sandwiches though my girlfriend is in love with them so I get a shake whenever we go. They used to sell one called, "black cow" which they took off the menu. I'm wondering if it was because of the name or because they weren't selling too well.

ROFL

Black Cow. Funny on so many levels.

- Arkans

[DeV]

Which is probably why it was taken off the menu. If they only knew what the customers were thinking when attempting to order one... it's hard not to make jokes about it.

If it was anything, but a fast food fried chicken place, it would have flown. Hahaha, but in those circumstances, how can you NOT laugh??

- Arkans

[DeV]

Originally posted by Arkans
If it was anything, but a fast food fried chicken place, it would have flown. Hahaha, but in those circumstances, how can you NOT laugh??

- Arkans You simply MUST because if you don't it will just fester in your mind and you will wonder if anyone else is thinking what you're thinking and laughing inside at whatever connotations you've applied to the name of the milkshake.

[ThisOtherKingdom]

I've never seen a "Black Cow" on an Arby's menu, so I don't know what it was like. But where I come from a Black Cow is root beer with vanilla ice cream in it.

Popeyes is way better. I didn't read the first page of this thread so excuse me If Im off topic

[DeV]

Originally posted by ThisOtherKingdom
I've never seen a "Black Cow" on an Arby's menu, so I don't know what it was like. But where I come from a Black Cow is root beer with vanilla ice cream in it. That is exactly what it was. A root beer and vanilla ice cream milkshake. It made me sad when they took it off the menu though.

It does sound absolutely delicious. Why not just change the name?

- Arkans