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IorakeWarhammer
08-29-2018, 06:42 PM
Hi all,

You're going to die. Natural causes, car crash, whatever it is. This is all you have got. Make it count!

Don't troll these message boards. I did it. For a long time. Looking back, I realize I could have applied that energy to better things.

You're better than this. Don't waste your time being annoying. Go realize your goals. Step away from the boards if you know you need it.

Trust me. It will pay off and you will be happier.

~ IorakeWarhammer

Tgo01
08-29-2018, 06:49 PM
Hi all,

You're going to die. Natural causes, car crash, whatever it is. This is all you have got. Make it count!

Don't troll these message boards. I did it. For a long time. Looking back, I realize I could have applied that energy to better things.

You're better than this. Don't waste your time being annoying. Go realize your goals. Step away from the boards if you know you need it.

Trust me. It will pay off and you will be happier.

~ IorakeWarhammer

You still a white Muslim?

Seizer
08-29-2018, 06:52 PM
You still a white Muslim?
Naw but he’s still a shit chisel.

Wrathbringer
08-29-2018, 07:59 PM
Naw but he’s still a shit chisel.

:lol:

Fortybox
08-29-2018, 09:02 PM
You still a white Muslim?

I thought he was then he wasn't and now it appears he is again.

Stanley Burrell
08-29-2018, 09:06 PM
One day we all gonna die.

But when I die, I'm'a be so high,

That I'm'a get up and walk, leaving the concrete bare,

With the chalk outline still there.







Bitchassniqqaz.

Amerek
08-29-2018, 09:06 PM
https://meme.xyz/uploads/posts/t/l-33628-im-hungry-for-the-forbidden-tuna.jpg

RichardCranium
08-30-2018, 05:21 AM
One day we all gonna die.

But when I die, I'm'a be so high,

That I'm'a get up and walk, leaving the concrete bare,

With the chalk outline still there.







Bitchassniqqaz.

I ain't no fuckin G, I'm a cannibal.

Methais
08-30-2018, 11:27 AM
Hi all,

You're going to die. Natural causes, car crash, whatever it is. This is all you have got. Make it count!

Don't troll these message boards. I did it. For a long time. Looking back, I realize I could have applied that energy to better things.

You're better than this. Don't waste your time being annoying. Go realize your goals. Step away from the boards if you know you need it.

Trust me. It will pay off and you will be happier.

~ IorakeWarhammer

Obvious troll is obvious.

Taernath
08-30-2018, 11:47 AM
What we post here echoes in eternity!

Methais
08-30-2018, 12:24 PM
What we post here echoes in eternity!

THE PC MAKES US IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Astray
08-30-2018, 12:56 PM
The PC now has the official religion of Bees.

Tisket
08-30-2018, 04:42 PM
Hi all,

You're going to die. Natural causes, car crash, whatever it is. This is all you have got. Make it count!

Don't troll these message boards. I did it. For a long time. Looking back, I realize I could have applied that energy to better things.

You're better than this. Don't waste your time being annoying. Go realize your goals. Step away from the boards if you know you need it.

Trust me. It will pay off and you will be happier.

~ IorakeWarhammer

Or we could just spend our time spewing self-righteous rants on a message board.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

IorakeWarhammer
08-30-2018, 04:45 PM
Or we could just spend our time spewing self-righteous rants on a message board.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

There's enough introspection and admission of error in my post to disqualify it from being self-righteous. Nice try though.

Tisket
08-30-2018, 04:50 PM
There's enough introspection and admission of error in my post to disqualify it from being self-righteous. Nice try though.

One aspect of self-righteous behavior is using faux humility.

Don't kid yourself. You are rooting around in the mud with all of us.

Tisket
08-30-2018, 04:58 PM
Color me surprised that the OP falls into that category of morally questionable people who have a strong conviction that they are instead morally strong.

Self-righteousness at it's best. Made me laugh out loud for real.

IorakeWarhammer
08-30-2018, 06:51 PM
Color me surprised that the OP falls into that category of morally questionable people who have a strong conviction that they are instead morally strong.

Self-righteousness at it's best. Made me laugh out loud for real.

Glad to have provided you some comic relief as you grasped for straws there.

Tisket
08-30-2018, 07:22 PM
Glad to have provided you some comic relief as you grasped for straws there.

There you go again. Proving you love the mud too.

Tisket
08-30-2018, 07:23 PM
This is literally an argument you can't win. Even trying disproves your earlier assertions that you are done with or above this kind of behavior.

Tisket
08-30-2018, 07:26 PM
You just carry on believing your pettiness is better than our pettiness though. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

IorakeWarhammer
08-30-2018, 08:23 PM
Even trying disproves your earlier assertions that you are done with or above this kind of behavior.

Accusation is not proof and conviction depends upon evidence.

SonoftheNorth
08-30-2018, 08:32 PM
Tacos

Tisket
08-30-2018, 08:52 PM
Accusation is not proof and conviction depends upon evidence.

The proof lies in your continued assertion that you are above engaging in the very behavior you are engaged in this very thread...

IorakeWarhammer
08-30-2018, 08:57 PM
The proof lies in your continued assertion that you are above engaging in the very behavior you are engaged in this very thread...

Chill.

Parkbandit
08-30-2018, 09:21 PM
Game, set & match: Tisket.

That was too easy.

SHAFT
08-31-2018, 02:04 AM
Game, set & match: Tisket.

That was too easy.

I’m sure you were a decent human being once...

Probably long before any of us were born.

Neveragain
08-31-2018, 07:18 AM
Hi all,

You're going to die. Natural causes, car crash, whatever it is. This is all you have got. Make it count!

Don't troll these message boards. I did it. For a long time. Looking back, I realize I could have applied that energy to better things.

You're better than this. Don't waste your time being annoying. Go realize your goals. Step away from the boards if you know you need it.

Trust me. It will pay off and you will be happier.

~ IorakeWarhammer

Physics would suggest that we don't actually die.


Law of Conservation of Energy, states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed; energy can only be transferred or changed from one form to another.

It's really more a question of what happens to our consciousness during that transfer of energy.

Namaste, bitch!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f546f321e3274c2ff3291a246392c4df/tenor.gif?itemid=7370632

IorakeWarhammer
08-31-2018, 08:03 AM
Game, set & match: Tisket.

That was too easy.

This is the PC equivalent of a participation trophy. Well played, Tisket. Well played.

Parkbandit
08-31-2018, 08:11 AM
I’m sure you were a decent human being once...


Something, you have never, ever been.

I'd say I'm sorry you are having a long term emotional breakdown.. but full disclosure: I'm still very much enjoying it.

Please continue. I'm sure President Trump said something that just angers you so much you are moved to tears. Tell us alllll about it.

(Thank you)

Parkbandit
08-31-2018, 08:12 AM
This is the PC equivalent of a participation trophy. Well played, Tisket. Well played.

Dude, you proved her 100% right.

Stop while you were never ahead.

time4fun
08-31-2018, 08:54 AM
Physics would suggest that we don't actually die.



It's really more a question of what happens to our consciousness during that transfer of energy.

Namaste, bitch!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f546f321e3274c2ff3291a246392c4df/tenor.gif?itemid=7370632

ROFLMAO

Yeah, that's not remotely what the law of conservation of energy indicates.

Also, entropy called- it's wants you to get your GED

IorakeWarhammer
08-31-2018, 09:18 AM
Dude, you proved her 100% right.

Stop while you were never ahead.

Stop what?

Parkbandit
08-31-2018, 09:37 AM
Stop what?

PLEASE, take your own faux advice:


You're better than this. Don't waste your time being annoying. Go realize your goals. Step away from the boards if you know you need it.


Know you aren't better than this though.

Androidpk
08-31-2018, 09:49 AM
I’m sure you were a decent human being once...

Probably long before any of us were born.

Highly unlikely.

time4fun
08-31-2018, 10:01 AM
Highly unlikely.

Uh yeah. I'm going with- was a terrible student, blew off classes, squandered his entire life, made terrible decisions, and grew to blame the rest of the world in adulthood.

Wrathbringer
08-31-2018, 10:37 AM
Stop what?

Oh I don't know, being a sharty tard?

Methais
08-31-2018, 10:40 AM
Oh I don't know, being a sharty tard?

A shartard?

Stumplicker
08-31-2018, 10:42 AM
Words. Well, word. Now words, though.

Fortybox
08-31-2018, 11:04 AM
ROFLMAO

Yeah, that's not remotely what the law of conservation of energy indicates.

Also, entropy called- it's wants you to get your GED

Add another PhD to T4F's list.

Methais
08-31-2018, 11:18 AM
Add another PhD to T4F's list.

Is ROFLMAO worth 2 PhD's vs. just 1 PhD for ROFL though?

Wrathbringer
08-31-2018, 11:45 AM
A shartard?

shartard sounds like shart hard. Like people call people "try hards". Well, he's a "shart hard". Meaning, he doesn't just shart, he sharts hard and tries, resulting in these posts.

Methais
08-31-2018, 12:03 PM
shartard sounds like shart hard. Like people call people "try hards". Well, he's a "shart hard". Meaning, he doesn't just shart, he sharts hard and tries, resulting in these posts.

Sharthard just arrived.

Neveragain
08-31-2018, 12:29 PM
ROFLMAO

Yeah, that's not remotely what the law of conservation of energy indicates.

Also, entropy called- it's wants you to get your GED

What does it indicate?

https://media.giphy.com/media/kKdgdeuO2M08M/giphy.gif

IorakeWarhammer
08-31-2018, 01:10 PM
You geezers haven't aged a day.

Tgo01
08-31-2018, 03:09 PM
Uh yeah. I'm going with- was a terrible student, blew off classes, squandered his entire life, made terrible decisions, and grew to blame the rest of the world in adulthood.

No, Parkbandit is a Republican.

Fortybox
08-31-2018, 04:09 PM
Is ROFLMAO worth 2 PhD's vs. just 1 PhD for ROFL though?

The algorithm constantly updates so the answer is both.

Velfi
08-31-2018, 05:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SgJqZzS7Dc

Astray
08-31-2018, 06:24 PM
Physics would suggest that we don't actually die.

Physics don't mean shit to the mind when you're tripping balls.

Some Rogue
08-31-2018, 07:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7EmL55jUk8

SHAFT
09-01-2018, 12:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SgJqZzS7Dc

Great choice

SHAFT
09-01-2018, 12:15 AM
Something, you have never, ever been.

I'd say I'm sorry you are having a long term emotional breakdown.. but full disclosure: I'm still very much enjoying it.

Please continue. I'm sure President Trump said something that just angers you so much you are moved to tears. Tell us alllll about it.

(Thank you)

Lame

I own you. You’ll be my bitch in the afterlife.

Parkbandit
09-01-2018, 09:51 AM
Uh yeah. I'm going with- was a terrible student, blew off classes, squandered his entire life, made terrible decisions, and grew to blame the rest of the world in adulthood.

Chalk it up to another time you were wrong.

Hell, you went 0-5 in 2 sentences!

Parkbandit
09-01-2018, 09:53 AM
Highly unlikely.

I could pretty much fuck up the rest of my life.. and I would still be 100x more decent than you.

And that is just going by what you have admitted to on these forums. I'm sure there are even things you've done that you aren't even proud of.

Maybe not.. sociopaths usually are proud of their worst moments.

You are, by far, the biggest fucking piece of shit on these forums.

Parkbandit
09-01-2018, 09:57 AM
Lame

I own you. You’ll be my bitch in the afterlife.

You haven't owned a thing in your life... real or imaginary.

Now.. go grab that big box of Kleenex and have yourself a decent cry today:

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IorakeWarhammer
09-01-2018, 12:12 PM
How I picture PB when reading Tisket's posts: Bill Clinton staring at Ariana Grande during the Aretha Franklin funeral

https://imgur.com/W2lbnI8

Methais
09-01-2018, 12:44 PM
How I picture PB when reading Tisket's posts: Bill Clinton staring at Ariana Grande during the Aretha Franklin funeral

https://imgur.com/W2lbnI8


Hi all,

You're going to die. Natural causes, car crash, whatever it is. This is all you have got. Make it count!

Don't troll these message boards. I did it. For a long time. Looking back, I realize I could have applied that energy to better things.

You're better than this. Don't waste your time being annoying. Go realize your goals. Step away from the boards if you know you need it.

Trust me. It will pay off and you will be happier.

~ IorakeWarhammer

.

IorakeWarhammer
09-01-2018, 10:21 PM
[QUOTE=Methais;2050641]

YEP TOTALLY OWNED!!

Parkbandit
09-02-2018, 11:12 AM
How I picture PB when reading Tisket's posts: Bill Clinton staring at Ariana Grande during the Aretha Franklin funeral
https://imgur.com/W2lbnI8

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/962/861/59d.gif

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/933/854/e0c.gif

https://media.tenor.com/images/387f15f40461f4b435fcffb1b9448c0b/tenor.gif

Methais
09-02-2018, 01:33 PM
YEP TOTALLY OWNED!!

What kind of meds are you off of this week?

Tisket
09-02-2018, 02:16 PM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/962/861/59d.gif

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/933/854/e0c.gif

https://media.tenor.com/images/387f15f40461f4b435fcffb1b9448c0b/tenor.gif

lolol

IorakeWarhammer
09-02-2018, 02:59 PM
What kind of meds are you off of this week?

I have poison ivy on my finger so i'm itchier than usual. Does that help

Astray
09-02-2018, 03:00 PM
I have poison ivy on my finger so i'm itchier than usual. Does that help

It's terminal.

IorakeWarhammer
09-02-2018, 04:53 PM
It's terminal.

it's looking that way. I'm going to start a GoFundMe thread shortly.

Astray
09-02-2018, 04:55 PM
it's looking that way. I'm going to start a GoFundMe thread shortly.

I'll send the most powerful currency of all.

Prayer.

Methais
09-03-2018, 08:35 AM
I have poison ivy on my finger so i'm itchier than usual. Does that help

You found out the hard way after scratching your anus didn't you?

Methais
09-03-2018, 08:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSijucSF6E

Fortybox
09-03-2018, 11:01 AM
You found out the hard way after scratching your anus didn't you?

https://media.giphy.com/media/PlZv9nnZope1O/giphy.gif

Methais
09-03-2018, 03:49 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/PlZv9nnZope1O/giphy.gif

https://imgur.com/gallery/l0Sft13
https://i.imgur.com/LbD8rDg.png

Fortybox
09-03-2018, 03:57 PM
https://imgur.com/gallery/l0Sft13
https://i.imgur.com/LbD8rDg.png

https://media0.giphy.com/media/k2A4gzRxDL4GI/giphy.gif

Methais
09-03-2018, 04:39 PM
I plan to die at night. Fuck your day death thread.

Fortybox
09-03-2018, 05:13 PM
I plan to die at night. Fuck your day death thread.

Why night? Vampires aren't real.

Methais
09-04-2018, 09:59 AM
Why night? Vampires aren't real.

https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/msghcfhxtpjtesauluob.jpg

Fortybox
09-05-2018, 09:17 PM
https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/msghcfhxtpjtesauluob.jpg

Maybe you'll die fighting a soy4pk:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/5sJxYunhwpyaQ/giphy.gif

Methais
09-06-2018, 02:10 PM
Maybe you'll die fighting a soy4pk:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/5sJxYunhwpyaQ/giphy.gif

Looks pretty accurate.

Astray
09-06-2018, 02:16 PM
Uh... Castlevania is too awesome for that comparison.