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Bobmuhthol
02-17-2005, 02:48 PM
Originally posted in my blog. I want to see what kind of response I'll get.

I had English last period, and we were assigned an anthology book to read Romeo and Juliet. As a result, we had to write our name and book number on a piece of paper. I bust out my name and number and hand the paper to the pretty hot chick that sits in front of me. She said, loudly, "Alex I love how you write your As!" I laughed and thanked her, and her hot friend that sits next to her looked over and said, "That is a sexy A!"

I felt so wanted.



Something I just thought of now and will append to my blog later.

I looked down some other chick's shirt (who I happen to be in love with but she hates me) periodically for all of science class today. I'd give her chest a 9/10, which is generous on my scale.
Wezas
02-17-2005, 02:52 PM
I miss school.
Edaarin
02-17-2005, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I looked down some other chick's shirt (who I happen to be in love with but she hates me) periodically for all of science class today. I'd give her chest a 9/10, which is generous on my scale.

Hahahahhahahahaha
StrayRogue
02-17-2005, 03:19 PM
Best years of your life...
peam
02-17-2005, 03:25 PM
That's a lie.
StrayRogue
02-17-2005, 03:26 PM
You must have had a sucky school then. HAHA
Shari
02-17-2005, 03:35 PM
Ah, the dramatic life of a teenager.

How I don't miss it.








I'll be experiencing my first strip-club this next weekend. I'll tell you how it goes. (Or even if I'm brave enough to go through with it)
Bobmuhthol
02-17-2005, 03:36 PM
Yeah, the whole thing was completely filled with drama!
02-17-2005, 03:37 PM
WTF? Brave enough? Not like they kill people in strip clubs.

- Arkans
peam
02-17-2005, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Jesae

I'll be experiencing my first strip-club this next weekend. I'll tell you how it goes. (Or even if I'm brave enough to go through with it)

The strippers will start trying to work you for money, as soon as you walk in.

Since you're a female, they'll bring a really friendly approach. Don't fall for it.

Never buy them drinks. They pocket the money, and the bartender pours them a drink with a trace, if any, amount of alcohol.

Don't buy lapdances. You can get it put in your face just fine sitting at a table.

Go forth and have fun.
Sean
02-17-2005, 03:41 PM
It's always hilarious watching the womens reactions when a stripper shoves the meat curtains in her face.

What would it take to get a 10/10 on the Bob's scale of boobs?
Makkah
02-17-2005, 03:44 PM
Best years of your life? LOL. You must not have gone to undergrad.
Bobmuhthol
02-17-2005, 03:45 PM
<<What would it take to get a 10/10 on the Bob's scale of boobs?>>

It would take boobs that don't look retardedly huge, don't not exist, aren't retardedly off to the side, and have awesome perkage. Also, no clothes is a requirement. That's mainly what was holding her back.
Jadewolff
02-17-2005, 03:46 PM
My husband dragged me to a strip club on my birthday. It was my first time and was actually quite fun. We went with 3 other couples. All the girls tipped based on the cutest outfits and how flexible the girl was. Because it was my birthday, I got to go on stage and get mini lap dances from about 7 or 8 of them. If you're not inclined to bend in that direction, lap dances feel like hugs :grin:
Shari
02-17-2005, 04:00 PM
Heh, thanks for the advice. We're actually going with a bunch of people from work, so it should be interesting.
Wezas
02-17-2005, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Jesae
Heh, thanks for the advice. We're actually going with a bunch of people from work, so it should be interesting.

Don't forget to post pics (though I doubt they'd let the camera into the club).
Brattt8525
02-17-2005, 06:04 PM
Here I thought Bob was going to post he got laid between classes.....:tumble:
Bobmuhthol
02-17-2005, 06:25 PM
I write a sweet A, though!
kheldarin
02-18-2005, 03:33 AM
HAHA, lapdances are like hugs.

Not to guys, lemme tell you that.
Toxicvixen
02-18-2005, 02:35 PM
Good Advice Peam! :D You must be a strip club PRO! I bow in your greatness! :worship:
SpunGirl
02-18-2005, 02:41 PM
I'm glad you're going to a girl (girls dancing) strip club. Male strip clubs are TEH NASTY.

-K
Jadewolff
02-18-2005, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
I'm glad you're going to a girl (girls dancing) strip club. Male strip clubs are TEH NASTY.

-K

I so agree! I saw the Chip Guys here in DC and it was kinda...yuck. The way the women were acting was kinda sad too. I ended up getting sloshed at the bar with some other chick that found them to be boring as well.
SpunGirl
02-18-2005, 03:12 PM
I think I already told the story of the male strip club my friends took me to as part of my bachelorette night. Ew, ew, ew.

-K
DeV
02-18-2005, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
I think I already told the story of the male strip club my friends took me to as part of my bachelorette night. Ew, ew, ew.

-K Can I add another Ew just for effect.. One of my girl friends threw a birthday party that included a male stripper and grossness ensued. He went down the line of women while dancing the entire way for their over-excited asses and then he busts out a can of whipped cream. I tried to be as inconspicuous as possible but he actually came over to my corner and lifted the chair I was sitting in so he could do his dance grooves and then he proceedes to spray whipped cream on his thigh which was way too close to the crotch area in my opinion and I guess wanted me to lick it off... yeah fucking right. He promply put me down and went on to the next desperate house wife who was more than happy to. It was gross.
SpunGirl
02-18-2005, 03:32 PM
Eeew! Seriously, ok, I'll tell it again. My friends bought me a lap dance and this guy with PANTIES on came over, and on the front of the panties was like a tube for the wang, and he was whipping it all around and it HIT MY LEGS and I wanted to die.

IMO, regular hot guys in boxer shorts and messy hair are so much hotter than these waxed-out panty-men. Gross.

-K
DeV
02-18-2005, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
IMO, regular hot guys in boxer shorts and messy hair are so much hotter than these waxed-out panty-men. Gross.
-K True... and rofl @ your story.
Kainen
02-18-2005, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
Eeew! Seriously, ok, I'll tell it again. My friends bought me a lap dance and this guy with PANTIES on came over, and on the front of the panties was like a tube for the wang, and he was whipping it all around and it HIT MY LEGS and I wanted to die.

IMO, regular hot guys in boxer shorts and messy hair are so much hotter than these waxed-out panty-men. Gross.

-K

:lol:
you should have told him to put a bigger hot dog in it next time