Let’s pretend we’re all noobs again

[Methais]

I just found out that there’s a 2nd town called Icemill on top of a mountain or something. Can I go there?

Someone told me to bring a drake falchion if I go but how can I do that when all the drakes are dead?

[Gelston]

No, you need to get a drake falchion, best weapon in the game, and visit the kobold town. I think that is where you mean.

It is hunting. they have big ugly kobolds there too, so you need to beware those. They will hit you HARD!

Also, you'll want to get a saber sheath to put your drake falchion in when no in use. A saber sheath shows you are a classy guy.

[Astray]

I WANT A BROADSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beldar17]

I was born in icemill. when I try to leave, the gods throw me on ground. Took as a sign so I stay. Met a guy named Roblar, he didn't address me properly so I killed him with 702. Good to be king at level 8.

[Gelston]

I WANT A BROADSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THRAK SAID NOT TO DO THAT YOU SNERT

[Astray]

THRAK SAID NOT TO DO THAT YOU SNERT

WHO THE FUCK IS THRAK AND WHY IS THIS FAIRY ON MY SHOULDER

[Gelston]

WHO THE FUCK IS THRAK AND WHY IS THIS FAIRY ON MY SHOULDER

You are too new school n00b.

[Amerek]

>think 250k on the drake longsword

[Tgo01]

Can anyone cast some massies? Or maybe some silveries? I also need ammies so I can think on the amunet.

[Astray]

You are too new school n00b.

What are you, level 10? Oh man, big tough guy huh.

[Methais]

DS check please

[Astray]

Does anyone know how to turn on the graphics?

[Gelston]

TD party meet at the crossroads!

[Amerek]

Does anyone know how to turn on the graphics?

WINDOW>OPEN>PICTURE WINDOW in the Wizard FE noob

https://i.imgur.com/v5HXv6y.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

Does anyone know how to turn on the graphics?

:lol:

[azim17]

ranger carrying two handed sword around in my backpack. pretty sure not trained to use it. die to torkaan

[Wrathbringer]

DS check please

interesting story, I wanted to check my rt with a claid recently at like level 15 in town in the landing and thought defensive stance still meant 0 AS. I It used to. Apparently, it doesn't anymore. I went to stanc d and swung at a capped wizard friend without his knowledge of what I was doing. It killed him. I was like, "I'm soooo sorry! I didn't mean to do that!" He wasn't pleased. I went to jail.

[Gelston]

interesting story, I wanted to check my rt with a claid recently at like level 15 in town in the landing and thought defensive stance still meant 0 AS. I It used to. Apparently, it doesn't anymore. I went to stanc d and swung at a capped wizard friend without his knowledge of what I was doing. It killed him. I was like, "I'm soooo sorry! I didn't mean to do that!" He wasn't pleased. I went to jail.

Defense stance is 50% of your weapon skill now, heh.

[Methais]

where do I go?

[mgoddess]

Where's the BOULDER? I wanna fight at the BOULDER!

[RichardCranium]

>steal Gleeming

[rolfard]

I tried climbing the tree for the jumping contest but it says im not experienced yet. I have to wait to level up to go to the trainer right? Also, i got thumped for asking at TSC :(

[Astray]

I ran into an orgy under the well in TSC. Is that normal?

[SonoftheNorth]

Level 4 Dark Elf Sorcerer looking for a lord to adopt me

[Neveragain]

Buying full plate from the armory at level 3 and not understanding why I fell over and couldn't stand up.

[Taernath]

Hi, my name is Drizzst the Dark Elf ranger.

[peam]

Level 4 Dark Elf Sorcerer looking for a lord to adopt me

Where's Haashek?

[RichardCranium]

Where's Haashek?

Cuddled up with Anticor.

[Suppressed Poet]

So yeah...apparently there is this whole thing called deeds? Turns out those are quite helpful.

>A lesser mummy bitch slaps you so hard that you die instantly. Nobody comes to save your pathetic ass.

GAME OVER

[Taernath]

>A lesser mummy bitch slaps you so hard that you die instantly. Nobody comes to save your pathetic ass.


What do you mean, lesser mummies is standing room only! Did you decay waiting for someone to push the gate open?

[Amerek]

say Shadow bind my winky

[azim17]

Dagmar suddenly looks drained. whispers to friend...that guy has special powers and is evil. also sitting in at the CoL HQ in landing having no idea why.

[peam]

think where is the merchie?

[Gelston]

HAS ANYONE SEEN THE RUNNER?

[Astray]

I can't buy water for the guards, how do I get a GM?

[Aeith]

Finds granite triangle in town square. Decides to rub it for good luck.

[Methais]

[Catacombs, Where Cave Gnomes Spawn]

>drop 50

You drop 50 coins.

>tap coins

You tap some silver coins.

A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.
A cave gnome just arrived.

[Astray]

Wait, is that a thing?

[Methais]

[Catacombs, Where Rats Spawn]

>wave cheese

You wave a wedge of cheese around.

A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.
A giant rat just arrived.

[Methais]

Wait, is that a thing?

No, just a myth that noobs believed.

[Astray]

No, just a myth that noobs believed.

Fuck you. That's a good bamboozling.

[Methais]

Fuck you.

:(


That's a good bamboozling.

:)

[Furryrat]

I kilt titans.

[Taernath]

Man I am going to fly up the levels with this meditate thing! Clerics OP!


Finds granite triangle in town square. Decides to rub it for good luck.

I think it was the red crystals that cast firestorm.

[Aeith]

I think it was the red crystals that cast firestorm.

Granite triangles, bronze squares, and red crystals all did fun mass murdery things when activated in a crowd. They still have granite triangles but they do something different and non-lethal now.

[Astray]

Do red crystals even exist anymore?

[Taernath]

Do red crystals even exist anymore?

No. They were retroactively removed too, so if you were storing them up in your locker for Gunpowder Plot '95 or something they disappeared.

I forget what the bronze squares used to do. They cast V'Tull's Fury now.

[Roiken]

You all better behave or I'll call one of my big brothers in here to settle it.

[Gelston]

Don't worry about being silenced. You can use act to get around it.

[Astray]

How do I travel so fast? I was in a group and this guy went by like 100 rooms in 2 seconds.

[Gelston]

You people with your 14400 speed demon modems need to be considerate of everyone else when moving around the hunting areas.

[Taernath]

Man I can't wait to see how much stuff will get added in the next 20 years! Let's all post about it on Bel's!

[Astray]

Savants are gonna be cool! Can't wait for those to get in the game soon!

[Maerit]

Chasing!

[Methais]

Your cloak lets you pull the hood over your face? HOLY SHIT THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

[Wrathbringer]

Selling a sharp vultite falchion that is massively crit weighted!

[Elvenlady]

Chasing!

Maerit wins.

[Astray]

Your cloak lets you pull the hood over your face? HOLY SHIT THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

I looked at someone and it said I couldn't see anything but a tall mysterious figure. Was that a GM?

[Methais]

>think 250k on the drake longsword

>think to amerek saying 250k is OOC you should say 250,000 when bidding

[Parkbandit]

So, I just rub this smooth stone? What happens next?

[Methais]

also sitting in at the CoL HQ in landing having no idea why.

It’s because you are an elite secret dark operative doing extremely important work under the radar and COL headquarters is the only place you can rest where you don’t have to keep one eye open, probably.

[Gelston]

I miss how they used to rate the landings in the Landing COL

[Methais]

No. They were retroactively removed too, so if you were storing them up in your locker for Gunpowder Plot '95 or something they disappeared.

I forget what the bronze squares used to do. They cast V'Tull's Fury now.

That’s stupid that they removed them. I had one in my locker somewhere too and had no idea they were removed altogether. They could have just deactivated them instead, even though they really should have left them active and let them still drop regularly.

Cunts.

[Gelston]

Trips to Icemule 500 gold per person, meet at north gate in t minutes!

[Amerek]

So, I just rub this smooth stone? What happens next?

Passive exp gain. Double that gain if you hold two (one in each hand) while resting in TSC.

[Methais]

I looked at someone and it said I couldn't see anything but a tall mysterious figure. Was that a GM?

I think it was a Legend, that means you’re over level 50 which is insane.

[Amerek]

>think to amerek saying 250k is OOC you should say 250,000 when bidding

[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a raven who is lying down.
Also here: Methais
Obvious paths: down.

[Wrathbringer]

buying all new mein shit from the armory after you died and lost yours.

[azim17]

I think the sit ins at CoL were to prevent people from getting into the secret area? You couldnt access it unless you were in the room alone. So to block the "evil" society people had sit ins. If you were high level CoL member you had other means to get inside.

[Methais]

[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a raven who is lying down.
Also here: Methais
Obvious paths: down.

>report I was trying to help Amerek rp better and he dragged me to the boulder and killed me while I was unarmed for no reason plz ban

[azim17]

oh, and a baby dragon sitting in one of the towers of the landing wrecking everyone

[Astray]

>report I was trying to help Amerek rp better and he dragged me to the boulder and killed me while I was unarmed for no reason plz ban

LOL

[Wrathbringer]

dragging newbs out to shelfae to die and stealing their gear.

[Methais]

I think the sit ins at CoL were to prevent people from getting into the secret area? You couldnt access it unless you were in the room alone. So to block the "evil" society people had sit ins. If you were high level CoL member you had other means to get inside.

#OccupyBathhouse

[Parkbandit]

Alexandrite? That sounds powerful. I'll buy that 2 handed sword for all the silver I have!

(True story :( )

[Astray]

I found a +2 claidhmore, selling for 60mill.

[peam]

Alexandrite? That sounds powerful. I'll buy that 2 handed sword for all the silver I have!

(True story :( )

I was an obsidian man myself.

This is why we can't get along.

[Parkbandit]

I was an obsidian man myself.

This is why we can't get along.

Maybe that was it for me as well... negative to AS?

And we can't get along because you are a gigantic pussy and I have no patience for people like that.

:shrug:

[Maerit]

rub my amu

[Taernath]

Which version of sleep do I use on this level 15 monster again? I should just reroll into a warrior, I heard they're getting guild skills!

[peam]

Maybe that was it for me as well... negative to AS?

And we can't get along because you are a gigantic pussy and I have no patience for people like that.

:shrug:

Alexandrite is -19 and I think Obsidian is -5.

Clearly the superior material. Plus it kills the white walkers.

[Vindicate]

Malok can i get a cast of WOF?

[Taernath]

702 and guarded stance 4 LYFE

[Methais]

Which version of sleep do I use on this level 15 monster again? I should just reroll into a warrior, I heard they're getting guild skills!

Sleep II. Everything over level 20 you need to use Sleep III.

[Taernath]

>l snert

You see Snert the High Man.
He appears to be in his 20's.

lol what a nub he's under level 10.

[Methais]

I don't know why wizards charge for enchanting, all they have to do is cast 925 at an item. Can a wizard 10x my drake falchion real quick please?

[Astray]

I picked up a weapon that was +10 and my AS jumped by 10! WHOA!

[Methais]

I picked up a weapon that was +10 and my AS jumped by 10! WHOA!

Wait until you get a mein weapon they're so heavy they'll cut heads off like nothing.

[rolfard]

Just got backroom access at the general store. WOOT! special ordering all the camouflage brocade I can afford!

[peam]

*Edward just bit the dust.

[Methais]

Teras Isle, dude that's like end-game stuff man. Like serious.

Teras is where all the rich people hunt to get richer.


I don't get this, but I feel there's a really funny story attached.

Edward was some stupid kid that sucked really bad at GS, way more than anyone else on record, and would consistently die 483270432x a day.

If you thought Nyatherra died a lot, she was maybe 10% of Edward.

[Taernath]

Edward was some stupid kid that sucked really bad at GS, way more than anyone else on record, and would consistently die 483270432x a day.

If you thought Nyatherra died a lot, she was maybe 10% of Edward.

I kinda feel like Haashek could have given him a run for his money. What level did Edward get to? Haashek didn't train in guild skills but hunted with every spell in the book and could only make it to his 50's IIRC.

[Methais]

I kinda feel like Haashek could have given him a run for his money. What level did Edward get to? Haashek didn't train in guild skills but hunted with every spell in the book and could only make it to his 50's IIRC.

I'm not sure, I was only around for the tail end of Edward's existence. I forgot if he got banned for something or just quit. If anyone would be a close 2nd though it would be Haashek. Self cast Haashek would probably annihilate every record.

[Askip]

Trapdoor Party!

:D

[Methais]

[Graveyard, That Room With A Mound Or Something That People Would Pile Up In To Camp Ghoul Masters]

A ghoul master just arrived.

4872309432 people attack a ghoul master!

A ghoul master dies.

[RichardCranium]

[Graveyard, That Room With A Mound Or Something That People Would Pile Up In To Camp Ghoul Masters]

A ghoul master just arrived.

4872309432 people attack a ghoul master!

A ghoul master dies.

This was still a thing the last time I played.

[Askip]

Plur smiles and gives you 1000000 silver which you quickly pocket.

:D

[Askip]

This was still a thing the last time I played.

Tree party!

:D

[rolfard]

Going to camp wraithes in the AI

[Taernath]

I'm a new warrior, so first thing I should do is buy this metal breastplate along with greaves and a helm and be really well protected.

[Askip]

I'm a new wizard, so first thing I should do is buy this full plate along with greaves and a helm and be really well protected.

Fixed.

Been there, heh.

:D

[Methais]

I'm a new warrior, so first thing I should do is buy this metal breastplate along with greaves and a helm and be really well protected.

Way to gimp yourself. You're supposed to wear full plate.

[Askip]

Xxx asks "What does it do"?

Yyy says "Stance off, wave it.

Xxx waves a slate wand.

>>death ensues.

Yyy says "Hehe".

:D

[Methais]

How is that ranger casting colors on everyone? Whenever I try it it only casts on me.

[Dud]

Waldo2 just arrived.

"Wait, we can use numbers in our name?"

[Methais]

Waldo2 just arrived.

"Wait, we can use numbers in our name?"


Eyes1 says, "Not anymore."

Eyes1 hauls off and slaps you up'side the head.

Eyes1 just left.