How to meet liberals and piss them off

[Candor]

1. Put up a few Trump/Pence signs on your property.
2. Install cameras to watch the signs (preferably from from different angles).
3. Wait for liberal sign thieves to steal the signs.
4. Give video clips of the sign thieves to your local police (be sure one of the cameras can get the license tags of any cars).
5. Go to step 1 and repeat.

[Wrathbringer]

1. Put up a few Trump/Pence signs on your property.
2. Install cameras to watch the signs (preferably from from different angles).
3. Wait for liberal sign thieves to steal the signs.
4. Give video clips of the sign thieves to your local police (be sure one of the cameras can get the license tags of any cars).
5. Go to step 1 and repeat.

6. You're retarded.

[Ososis]

6. You're retarded.

That is correct.

[Astray]

6. You're a gay retard.

FTFY to be a smidge more insulting.

[SHAFT]

6. You're retarded.

WB’s best post ever.

[~Rocktar~]

1. Put up a few Trump/Pence signs on your property.
2. Install cameras to watch the signs (preferably from from different angles).
3. Wait for liberal sign thieves to steal the signs.
4. Give video clips of the sign thieves to your local police (be sure one of the cameras can get the license tags of any cars).
5. Go to step 1 and repeat.

Look, it works on forums too, the triggered butthurt from the whiny Leftists is funny.

[Methais]

https://youtu.be/WVKC0egDBpk

[Wrathbringer]

:lol: that was awesome

[Parkbandit]

https://youtu.be/WVKC0egDBpk

Confirmed: That has to be Backlash.

[Methais]

Confirmed: That has to be Backlash.

As if he goes outside.

[~Rocktar~]

Here's more because that was just too funny.


https://youtu.be/SXlBoZJfV3Y

[Parkbandit]

As if he goes outside.

Does he too suffer from Androidpk Syndrome?

What other symptoms does he have?

Inability to go outside
Low tolerance of specific noises like female masturbation
Kleptomania
Inability to secure long term employment

[Wrathbringer]

The thread tags for this thread have real potential. We need a few more though.

[Gelston]

Here's more because that was just too funny.


https://youtu.be/SXlBoZJfV3Y

I'm surprised the homeowner hasn't been arrested yet. Booby traps are actually illegal.

[~Rocktar~]

I'm surprised the homeowner hasn't been arrested yet. Booby traps are actually illegal.

Depends on where you live and all of these are on private property.

[Gelston]

Depends on where you live and all of these are on private property.

Booby trap laws don't care where the booby trap is and they are illegal in all states.

[Tgo01]

I'm surprised the homeowner hasn't been arrested yet. Booby traps are actually illegal.

I'm sure state laws vary but booby traps are typically only illegal if they cause a serious injury or death.

Also it could be argued that in a lot of those instances the home owner is just securing their property, especially the ones about using wires and stakes. This would really be no different than securing something else you are afraid of blowing away or being stolen.

It's also why I think the other video about shocking someone grabbing the sign is okay too because it's not going to cause any injury or death.

Plus booby traps are usually defined as being concealed with someone having no way of knowing they were there to begin with; ie the trap is behind a door that goes off by you just opening the door. While these traps are concealed as well they are out in the open and only really go off when some jackass attempts to steal the sign, they aren't going to go off from someone just walking around.

[Gelston]

I'm sure state laws vary but booby traps are typically only illegal if they cause a serious injury or death.

Also it could be argued that in a lot of those instances the home owner is just securing their property, especially the ones about using wires and stakes. This would really be no different than securing something else you are afraid of blowing away or being stolen.

It's also why I think the other video about shocking someone grabbing the sign is okay too because it's not going to cause any injury or death.

Plus booby traps are usually defined as being concealed with someone having no way of knowing they were there to begin with; ie the trap is behind a door that goes off by you just opening the door. While these traps are concealed as well they are out in the open and only really go off when some jackass attempts to steal the sign, they aren't going to go off from someone just walking around.

Intent is all that matters.

[Tgo01]

Intent is all that matters.

Wrong. WRONG I SAY!

[Astray]

I wonder if you could argue entrapment if you went for a sign, with surveillance, and became injured on the property.

[Taernath]

I wonder if you could argue entrapment if you went for a sign, with surveillance, and became injured on the property.

It wouldn't be entrapment, but it would be a liability.

[Astray]

It wouldn't be entrapment, but it would be a liability.

I'm putting a Trump sign on my yard and putting razor wire around it. If someone gets hurt, I'll say it was to keep the stray animals away.

[Gelston]

I'm putting a Trump sign on my yard and putting razor wire around it. If someone gets hurt, I'll say it was to keep the stray animals away.

Even if you managed to clear criminal liabilities, you'd probably get fucked in the civil court.

[Astray]

Even if you managed to clear criminal liabilities, you'd probably get fucked in the civil court.

That barbed wire was there to protect my property from stray animals, man. It's only an unfortunate coincidence that some trespassing thief got caught up in it but oh well man.

[Gelston]

That barbed wire was there to protect my property from stray animals, man. It's only an unfortunate coincidence that some trespassing thief got caught up in it but oh well man.

Shiesty lawyers don't care why, they just know an injury occurred on your property.

[Astray]

Shiesty lawyers don't care why, they just know an injury occurred on your property.

I'm convinced I can beat it. I watch Better Call Saul. I know the law.

[Gelston]

I'm convinced I can beat it. I watch Better Call Saul. I know the law.

Nope, straight to debtors jail for you, where you'll be enslaved and forced to work in the salt mines.

[Astray]

Nope, straight to debtors jail for you, where you'll be enslaved and forced to work in the salt mines.

Apparently you haven't heard but uh... I own the salt mines.

[Gelston]

Apparently you haven't heard but uh... I own the salt mines.

That would be a pretty big fall for you then

[Astray]

That would be a pretty big fall for you then

You would think, right? But nah man, there's always salt to be had.

[Wrathbringer]

You would think, right? But nah man, there's always salt to be had.

i just looked at a bug a-salt gun and was unimpressed. Appeared that the flies just flew off before the salt got there.

[Gelston]

You would think, right? But nah man, there's always salt to be had.

Yes, and you be mining it.

[Astray]

i just looked at a bug a-salt gun and was unimpressed. Appeared that the flies just flew off before the salt got there.

The plastic ones suck and if it's not a shotgun don't bother. Most of the time it's the wind pressure that gets the flies, the salt just gives it visual presence.


Yes, and you be mining it.

Via shit posting.

[Gelston]

Real men can catch them with chopsticks.

[Taernath]

i just looked at a bug a-salt gun and was unimpressed. Appeared that the flies just flew off before the salt got there.

You have to get the little laser attachment because the sights are useless.

[Methais]

Even if you managed to clear criminal liabilities, you'd probably get fucked in the civil court.

Just put up a little sign that says WARNING - RAZOR WIRE it's not like they'd read it anyway

[Gelston]

Just put up a little sign that says WARNING - RAZOR WIRE it's not like they'd read it anyway

Then they'd sue you for intentionally placing dangerous things in your yard. Those shiester lawyers can think up things. I believe they used to successfully sue people who had the "Danger: Dogs" signs because it implied that the owner knew their dog was dangerous or some shit.

[drauz]

Then they'd sue you for intentionally placing dangerous things in your yard. Those shiester lawyers can think up things. I believe they used to successfully sue people who had the "Danger: Dogs" signs because it implied that the owner knew their dog was dangerous or some shit.

It's also illegal to booby trap your property in a lot of states.

[Gelston]

It's also illegal to booby trap your property in a lot of states.

Hah, said that on the first page. It is illegal in all of the states. They were talking about trying to get around it being a booby trap. Saying it was for "animals".

The general reasoning is it endangers firemen, policemen, and other first res ponders who may have to access the property. Two cases have made it to the Supreme Court and both times, the homeowner was found liable.