well I got married to Mr. Right :)

[Lord Orbstar]

Thought I would share. 9035

[Lord Orbstar]

9036 we got married on Sunday in Lake Tahoe. It was gorgeous weather for an outdoor wedding. Just in time for me to deploy overseas again :/ it will be a relatively safe deployment though.

[Gelston]

Congrats

[Lord Orbstar]

Congrats Thank you brother. It was a little gay, but that's ok. hehe.

[cwolff]

Congrats. Suck about deploying though

[Archigeek]

Congratulations. Glad you found the right person for you.

[Mikalmas]

Great pic! Congrats!

[Androidpk]

Thank you brother. It was a little gay, but that's ok. hehe.

If you refrain from giving each other reach arounds it isn't gay. Congrats though. Where's the safe deployment, Al Udeid?

[Lord Orbstar]

you got it pk. :) cake except for the fact of not being home.

[Androidpk]

Have you been there before? I loved it.

[Lord Orbstar]

No. It was this or back to Afghanistan for a third combat tour. lol. At age 53, I decided to jump on this instead.

[Androidpk]

If you can definitely take time to sight see in Doha. Amazing city and the people there are insanely friendly to westerners.

[RichardCranium]

Congrats.

[Parkbandit]

Grats man.

Stay safe.

[Wrathbringer]

Congratulations, Orbshart.

[Lord Orbstar]

Hahah. Thank you too, WB

[Wrathbringer]

Hahah. Thank you too, WB

:)

[kookiegod]

9036 we got married on Sunday in Lake Tahoe. It was gorgeous weather for an outdoor wedding. Just in time for me to deploy overseas again :/ it will be a relatively safe deployment though.

Congrats old friend.

~Paul

[Tisket]

Congratulations. How long have you two been together? He looks pretty young. Then again, everyone looks fifteen to me.

[Lord Orbstar]

Congratulations. How long have you two been together? He looks pretty young. Then again, everyone looks fifteen to me.

That's why we got married in May. Hehe. May-December relationship. We've been together three years. He's 27 and I'm 53.

[peam]

That's why we got married in May. Hehe. May-December relationship. We've been together three years. He's 27 and I'm 53.

Sup, daddy.

Congrats.

[Alastir]

Sup, daddy.

Congrats.

l o l

Congrats!

[Tisket]

That's why we got married in May. Hehe. May-December relationship. We've been together three years. He's 27 and I'm 53.

That's cool. Personally, I think all marriages should have one significantly younger spouse. That way, when you are old and frail, you'll have someone who can lift you out of bed and onto the potty.

edit: I'm also curious how you two met. Is he military too? I'm rather hoping you both met through your love of Gemstone IV though, lol.

[MotleyCrew]

Congratulations. It's a wonderful thing when you get to meet that one someone.


I'm also curious how you two met. Is he military too? I'm rather hoping you both met through your love of Gemstone IV though, lol.
Yer such a hopeless romantic. ;)

[peam]

Is he military too?

omg omg omg.. if he is, does he call you by your rank?

That would be precious.

[Androidpk]

I think all marriages should have one significantly younger spouse. That way, when you are old and frail, you'll have someone who can lift you out of bed and onto the potty.


Congratulations. How long have you two been together? He looks pretty young. Then again, everyone looks fifteen to me.

The truth is revealed, Tisket is married to a 15 year old.

[Tisket]

The truth is revealed, Tisket is married to a 15 year old.

No, but I might trade him in for one when I reach senior citizen rank.

[Lord Orbstar]

Congratulations. It's a wonderful thing when you get to meet that one someone.


Yer such a hopeless romantic. ;)
haha. we met on Grindr three years ago for a hot hookup that turned into a two day date. We hit it off from there and were exclusive within two months. It has been great and he even gets along with my ex-wife; we have all gone out together for dinners etc.

[Androidpk]

No, but I might trade him in for one when I reach senior citizen rank.

Aww man, your hubby is going to be sad when next year arrives.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Nice work man. Happiness and togetherness is the purpose of life. This is great news. Congratulations.

[Tisket]

Aww man, your hubby is going to be sad when next year arrives.

He keeps threatening to trade me in for a trophy wife. Then he remembers that I make more money than him.

[Methais]

Thank you brother. It was a little gay, but that's ok. hehe.

Grats. I didn't know you enjoyed peen.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Grats. I didn't know you enjoyed peen.

I feel like putting it that way is belittling. I don't think peen is the driver. These are two beings sharing their short time on earth. Yes they can't procreate together. But our programmed understanding of what a couple is largely comes from biblical history. Fuck religion.

And really, with any realistic couple, how often does sex happen? .05% of the relationship total time? There has to be other things attracting people together. Shared interests. Compatibility. Strong working relationship with accomplishments. Sex is just a way to reproduce. It's only the end-all be-all for a consumerist, selfish society obsessed with pleasure.

[Ltlprprincess]

I feel like putting it that way is belittling. I don't think peen is the driver. These are two beings sharing their short time on earth. Yes they can't procreate together. But our programmed understanding of what a couple is largely comes from biblical history. Fuck religion.

And really, with any realistic couple, how often does sex happen? .05% of the relationship total time? There has to be other things attracting people together. Shared interests. Compatibility. Strong working relationship with accomplishments. Sex is just a way to reproduce. It's only the end-all be-all for a consumerist, selfish society obsessed with pleasure.

Wow. That was incredibly... deep.

[Gelston]

Wow. That was incredibly... deep.

He is just douching up an otherwise decent thread with his faux outrage.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Wow. That was incredibly... deep.

Balls deep.


He is just douching up an otherwise decent thread with his faux outrage.

lol get owned ya lil noogie

[Tisket]

Wow. That was incredibly... deep.

And stupid.

Genitals matter, regardless of the person attached. I'm heterosexual and I will always choose peen over pussy, even if the pussy owner is a fantastic person. I'm fairly certain it's the same for a gay person.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

And stupid.

Genitals matter, regardless of the person attached. I'm heterosexual and I will always choose peen over pussy, even if the pussy owner is a fantastic person. I'm fairly certain it's the same for a gay person.

What about a pussy with balls?

Checkmate.

[Tisket]

What about a pussy with balls?

Checkmate.

That's like buying a car without wheels.

[Lord Orbstar]

I feel like putting it that way is belittling. I don't think peen is the driver. These are two beings sharing their short time on earth. Yes they can't procreate together. But our programmed understanding of what a couple is largely comes from biblical history. Fuck religion.

And really, with any realistic couple, how often does sex happen? .05% of the relationship total time? There has to be other things attracting people together. Shared interests. Compatibility. Strong working relationship with accomplishments. Sex is just a way to reproduce. It's only the end-all be-all for a consumerist, selfish society obsessed with pleasure.

Both are right. Lol. Love the peen, twink threesomes and power topping but it's nothing without love, common interests , comfort and completeness we share. I'm a conservative republican military guy. He's liberal, apolitical and could care less about the military or world events. Two differ t halves make one whole.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Love the peen, twink threesomes and power topping but it's nothing without love, common interests , comfort and completeness we share.

this is kinda sig worthy

[Parkbandit]

And stupid.

Genitals matter, regardless of the person attached. I'm heterosexual and I will always choose peen over pussy, even if the pussy owner is a fantastic person. I'm fairly certain it's the same for a gay person.

Jesus Christ.. I thought Gelston wrote this at first.

[Gelston]

Jesus Christ.. I thought Gelston wrote this at first.

Sigs and limes, man, sigs and limes.

[Methais]

I feel like putting it that way is belittling. I don't think peen is the driver. These are two beings sharing their short time on earth. Yes they can't procreate together. But our programmed understanding of what a couple is largely comes from biblical history. Fuck religion.

And really, with any realistic couple, how often does sex happen? .05% of the relationship total time? There has to be other things attracting people together. Shared interests. Compatibility. Strong working relationship with accomplishments. Sex is just a way to reproduce. It's only the end-all be-all for a consumerist, selfish society obsessed with pleasure.

I'm assuming you're straight or at least pretend to be. Would you want to marry a dude? Would a gay dude want to marry a woman? Would a lesbian want to marry a dude?

Stop being a dumbass.


how often does sex happen? .05% of the relationship total time?

It's not our fault that your wife is repulsed by you and/or you have a tiny peen.


What about a pussy with balls?

Checkmate.

No, no one here wants you either.

[Methais]

Jesus Christ.. I thought Gelston wrote this at first.

Were you more or less surprised at the "I will always choose peen over pussy" part before you realized it was Tisket?

[SonoftheNorth]

Nice work man. Happiness and togetherness is the purpose of life. This is great news. Congratulations.

I thought you wanted to throw gays off buildings.

[Parkbandit]

Were you more or less surprised at the "I will always choose peen over pussy" part before you realized it was Tisket?

I was more like "FINALLY! HE CAME OUT!"

:)

[Methais]

I thought you wanted to throw gays off buildings.

He woke up one day and realized that being a muslim wasn't as trendy as he thought.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

He woke up one day and realized that being a muslim wasn't as trendy as he thought.

Converting to Islam in 2005 wasn't trendy. It changed me forever, and I tap into my learnings from it daily. Doesn't mean I have to be suckered into religious exclusivity though.

[Parkbandit]

Converting to Islam in 2005 wasn't trendy. It changed me forever, and I tap into my learnings from it daily. Doesn't mean I have to be suckered into religious exclusivity though.

Seriously: No one gives 2 shits.

[Viekn]

It's amazing what even the nicest PC threads can devolve into. Congrats.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Seriously: No one gives 2 shits.

Relax your anus.

[RichardCranium]

Relax your anus.

Thanks for getting the thread back on topic.

[Drazaan]

Super congrats. Wishing you both a long and happy marriage.

[Velfi]

Congrats.

[Tisket]

It's amazing what even the nicest PC threads can devolve into. Congrats.

The PC is like some crazy dysfunctional family. Wildly inappropriate things will always be said at embarrassing moments. The only surprising thing is when someone acts surprised.

But maybe that's just my own personal anecdotal experience of typical family gatherings :(

[Parkbandit]

Thanks for getting the thread back on topic.

https://i.imgur.com/ywpPHgu.gif

[Methais]

Converting to Islam in 2005 wasn't trendy. It changed me forever, and I tap into my learnings from it daily. Doesn't mean I have to be suckered into religious exclusivity though.

Everything is trendy if you're a hipster and do it before it's trendy.

https://i.imgflip.com/2bh7f6.jpg

[Jhynnifer]

Congratulations to you both! =) It's great you're getting a chance to do this and enjoy a bit of time before going back overseas. Stay safe, sir.

[Ardwen]

A slightly belated congratulations, best of luck to you both! Also stay safe in your deployment.

[Methais]

If you end up on gay divorce court though, please let us know ahead of time.