Dhu Kitten

[Tymerend]

So, yeah, this has been sitting in my locker the past decade or so, along with my account. Amazing the kind of stuff you forget about in that kind of time.

It's an Emerald-eyed bluish grey kitten and comes with a black silk-mesh sack with silver drawstrings. I named him Satan's Butthole, because you know, he's a cat. You can call him whatever you'd like, though, and he'll ignore you just the same as he does me.

You can nudge, clean, greet, rub, kiss, snuggle, hug, prod, poke, pet, wave, and tickle the kitten, and the sheer voracity of its indifference and casual apathy will never cease to astound you.

Place them on the ground and it'll follow you, if only because you're currently the one feeding them.



Ze Kitten, it has been sold.

[Hoodtralfeck]

nobody even got to bid

[Jhynnifer]

Probably because he put it up super cheap. =p

[Gelston]

Probably because he put it up super cheap. =p

Tymerend... Tymeriend... Riend alt confirmed. Reported.

[Jhynnifer]

Tymerend... Tymeriend... Riend alt confirmed. Reported.

I will find you...

[Tymerend]

I mean, I put it up in the flat sale page so I wouldn't have to be bothered to check it. I'm lazy as hell and, besides, dealing with people sucks.

Also, 35 million is cheap? I don't wanna go all old man and stuff here, but back in my day, you struggled for years to save up for a 4x weapon and if some dude had a 5x something you tore your eyes out from the splendor of it all, and you were lucky if what you DID have didn't have suicide flares with insult zests.

Anyway, buyer wished to remain anonymous and was quick and I needed the money more than the pet because, to me, it's far more satisfying to drag around a giant sack of cash around on a leash than watch a kitten hate you.

[Gelston]

I mean, I put it up in the flat sale page so I wouldn't have to be bothered to check it. I'm lazy as hell and, besides, dealing with people sucks.

Also, 35 million is cheap? I don't wanna go all old man and stuff here, but back in my day, you struggled for years to save up for a 4x weapon and if some dude had a 5x something you tore your eyes out from the splendor of it all, and you were lucky if what you DID have didn't have suicide flares with insult zests.

Anyway, buyer wished to remain anonymous and was quick and I needed the money more than the pet because, to me, it's far more satisfying to drag around a giant sack of cash around on a leash than watch a kitten hate you.

When exactly is "back in the day" for you? I don't recall ever saving for years to buy a 4x.

[Tymerend]

'94 or '95? Might be a smidge hyperbolic, but it felt like years at the time.

[Taernath]

Yeah, it took a bit. I don't think I was able to afford 4x right when I hit 10 back in the day, unless I didn't buy anything before it.

[Gelston]

Yeah, it took a bit. I don't think I was able to afford 4x right when I hit 10 back in the day, unless I didn't buy anything before it.

I usually could. I used drake shit until 10 though.

Also of note, I didn't know how EXP worked at the time, so I used to just hunt all day instead of filling my mind and resting.