Facial Recognition.

This site uses state of the art technology to determine things such as race, and personality traits. This is done by submitting a good picture of your face in which it is carefully analyzed by a super face-analyzing computer system and I'm telling you, it works.

The Face Analyzer. (http://faceanalyzer.com/)

[Vad]

Something tells me if I submitted a picture of my browneye i'd get about as accurate a reading.

:moon:

-V

[The Korean]

holy fuck, that thing hit me right on the mark, except for like 3 paragraphs for the description.

[Bobmuhthol]

....

It's not working at all.

[Artha]

YOUR ARCHETYPE:
BETA ARTIST

Intelligence 5.5 Average Intelligence
Risk 5.2 Average Risk
Ambition 5.1 Average Ambition
Gay Factor 1.5 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 4.0 Average Honor
Politeness 3.9 Low Politeness
Income 5.0 $30,000 - $50,000
Sociability 4.7 Low Sociability
Promiscuity 2.9 Very Unpromiscuous

Personality Profile:

Your main drive is to be admired by those with similar interests to you. [By one and all.] Money and influence is not of your concern. [Incorrect.] You are interested and may be active in certain political movements which you consider to be moral. You may act or dress in a unique way to reflect your eccentric personality. Your emotions fluctuate fairly often resulting in you going through incredible highs and devastating lows. [No.] When someone is attacking you personally you tend to ignore them, for you do not like to argue with those who you consider to be barbaric. You may however simply be fearful and timid. You generally enjoy interacting with other and have some acquaintances.

You may enjoy using drugs to escape reality and explore different perspectives. [Not in quite awhile.] You spend much of your time doing what you love. You are employed for the sole reason of sustaining yourself. You may even be unemployed. But you may be great at your passion and making good money off of it.


Beta Artist: Somewhat intelligent. Adopts styles like goth; styles that are unconventional and are intended to show their uniqueness.

Expected Occupations: Social Worker, Chef, Music Producer, Theater Actor, Theater/Film Director, Physical Therapist,

63% Eastern European
37% Anglo-Saxon
I guess that's close. Half Irish/Half Ukrainian.


The only picture that worked was really bad, so I think it's a bit inaccurate. And it seems to be down now.

[Edited on 2-4-2005 by Artha]

[Edited on 2-4-2005 by Artha]

[Bobmuhthol]

Too bad I try to ping the server and get MAD TIMEOUTS.

faceanalyzer.com:216.187.75.38

OrgName: Novus Telecom Group Inc.
Address: 1188 W. Georgia

City: Vancouver

StateProv: BC

PostalCode: V6E4A2

Country: CA

Comment:

RegDate: 2001-02-21

Updated: 2001-09-05

I know one server that's going to get bombed.

[Warriorbird]

Like Bob, I break the system.

[Bobmuhthol]

Oh excellent!

YOUR ARCHETYPE:
No archetype found!

Personality Profile Rank Click here to see your celebmatch.

Intelligence 5.6 Average Intelligence
Risk 4.8 Low Risk
Ambition 5.3 Average Ambition
Gay Factor 1.3 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 0.0 ?
Politeness 0.0 ?
Income 0.0 ?
Sociability 0.0 ?
Promiscuity 0.0 ?

Gender: FEMALE

[Edited on 2-4-2005 by Bobmuhthol]

[Bobmuhthol]

Cool I got it to work.

84% Eastern European
16% Anglo Saxon

Gender: MALE
Personality Profile Rank

Intelligence 5.4 Average Intelligence
Risk 4.3 Low Risk
Ambition 4.9 Low Ambition
Gay Factor 1.3 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 4.2 Average Honor
Politeness 4.7 Low Politeness
Income 5.1 $30,000 - $50,000
Sociability 5.3 Average Sociability
Promiscuity 3.2 Low Promiscuity

I'm a beta artist.
Beta Artist: Somewhat intelligent. Adopts styles like goth; styles that are unconventional and are intended to show their uniqueness.

Expected Occupations: Social Worker, Chef, Music Producer, Theater Actor, Theater/Film Director, Physical Therapist

[Back]

Heh.

http://www.defenselink.mil/photos/Feb2003/030114-O-0000D-001_screen.jpg


48%
South East Asian

52%
Chinese

Theta academic: Not as intelligent as Alpha and Beta academics, but still intelligent.

Expected Occupations: Pharmacist, Accountant, Teacher, Journalist, Computer Technician

[Edited on 2-4-2005 by Backlash]

[Jorddyn]

I couldn't get my picture to work. I did, however, subit my 20 month old niece, and this is what I got.

100% South East Asian

Actually, she is Irish, German, and Italian.

Personality Profile Rank Click here to see your celebmatch.

Intelligence 5.9 Average Intelligence ?
Risk 4.7 Low Risk ?
Ambition 5.8 Average Ambition ?
Gay Factor 1.4 Very Low Gay Factor ?
Honor 5.3 Average Honor ?
Politeness 5.9 Average Politeness ?
Income 6.1 $30,000 - $50,000 ?
Sociability 5.8 Average Sociability ?
Promiscuity 3.6 Low Promiscuity ?

I'm quite glad to know she isn't promiscuous.

Jorddyn

edited because I need new batteries in my keyboard

[Edited on 2-4-2005 by Jorddyn]

[Jorddyn]

Alright, finally got one of my pictures to take.

62% South East Asian
38% Chinese

:wtf:

Jorddyn, Irish :D

[Latrinsorm]

<< Gender: FEMALE >>

...........

<< You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. >>

Pimpin' ain't easy.

<< Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. >>

Thanks a lot, guys. :(

<< Occupation Examples: Secretary, Police Officer, Telemarketer, Computer Programmer, Office worker >>

That's OFFICER Tree-hugger to you.

<< 5% Middle Eastern
51% Eastern European
44% Southern European >>

Yeah, or I'm not any of those. Close enough, I guess?

In summation: Canada has offended my honor. Longbows at dawn, Canada!!

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity.>>

Haha I'm an artist.

[Artha]

<< Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. >>
Conformist.
http://usera.imagecave.com/playgroundtwist/spg.bmp.jpg

[Back]

Tried a real pic, got the Theta Academic but racially...


23%
East Indian

77%
Middle Eastern

Wrong on both counts! Fun thing though.

[Edited on 2-4-2005 by Backlash]

[Edaarin]

Here's from my first picture.

100% Korean/Japanese

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0% East Indian
0% Middle Eastern
0% Eastern European
0% Southern European
0% Anglo Saxon
0% South East Asian
0% Chinese


Personality Profile Rank Click here to see your celebmatch.

Intelligence 5.8 Average Intelligence ?
Risk 5.1 Average Risk ?
Ambition 5.3 Average Ambition ?
Gay Factor 1.2 Very Low Gay Factor ?
Honor 5.3 Average Honor ?
Politeness 5.7 Average Politeness ?
Income 5.6 $30,000 - $50,000 ?
Sociability 6.0 Average Sociability ?
Promiscuity 3.9 Low Promiscuity ?

YOUR ARCHETYPE:

Personality Profile:

You especially enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of your simple pleasures. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.

You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions.

You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.

Your view of other types
You sometimes disagree with Boss types, but you respect them for the most part. You may even be envious of their lifestyles. You find Academic types boring and uptight. You have very little in common with them. However some White collar types may respect the accomplishments for certain Academic types. You think that Artist types are unrealistic and immature. You like interacting with Charmer types, and sometimes envy their charisma. You perceive Gambler types mostly as loners and untrustworthy. However, since you may have to interact with them on a daily basis you are not hostile to them. You believe Drifters are too lazy to work for a living but you sometimes feel pity for them.

Other types' view of you
Boss types may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part they only interact with you during the course of business. Academics see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of themselves, but because of work situations they may have to interact with you often. Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. Charmer types may associate with you; they find that the collar types are the people that mostly want to hang around them. To the Drifter types your repetitive routines seem boring; they would prefer having more fun and excitement. They may however enjoy the company of some Blue collar types.


White Collar:
-Slightly more intelligent and ambitious than the Blue collar type.
Occupation Examples: Secretary, Police Officer, Telemarketer, Computer Programmer, Office worker

EDIT: I was rather hammered in the picture submitted, with eyes rolled up in my head and mouth open.

[Edited on 2-4-2005 by Edaarin]

[DeV]

Interesting...

Race Analysis Race Analysis Explained

36% South East Asian
64% Chinese :rolleyes: Maybe the milkman was Chinese after all.


Gender: FEMALE
Personality Profile Rank Celebmatch

Intelligence 6.1 Average Intelligence ?
Risk 4.6 Low Risk ?
Ambition 6.1 Average Ambition ?
Gay Factor 1.3 Very Low Gay Factor ?
Honor 5.3 Average Honor ?
Politeness 5.1 Average Politeness ?
Income 6.3 $30,000 - $50,000 ?
Sociability 5.4 Average Sociability ?
Promiscuity 3.3 Low Promiscuity ?

YOUR ARCHETYPE:

Personality Profile:

You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.

You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.

Your view of other types
Academic types can end up rich but it will take longer than with a Boss type. You see Boss types as potential business clients and as great resources to expand your contacts. Therefore you treat them with respect. For the most part you do not respect Artist types, however there are some Alpha Artists that you give some credit to. You look down upon Blue collar types as you consider them ignorant. You see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of yourself, but because of work situations you may have to interact with them often. You have very little in common with Charmers, therefore you avoid them. You consider Gambler types to make foolish decisions, and for the most part you do not interact with them. At times you feel sorry for Drifters.

Other types' view of you
Boss types consider you to be a valuable resource of advice. They constantly interact with you to make better decisions and they often respect your opinion. For the most part Artist types do not interact with you for they rather take it easy. They however may like you because of your knowledge of subjects that they find interesting. Blue collar types find you boring and uptight, they have very little in common with you. White collar types may respect your accomplishments and ambition. Charmer types regard you as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. Gambler types think that because you play so safe you miss out on great opportunities. Drifter types have no regard for you, because your repetitive routines seem boring to them.

Beta Academic

Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Analyst, Accountant, Architect, Engineer, Professor, Researcher, Psychologist

[Edited on 2-4-2005 by DeV]

[Soulpieced]

I got Theta academic. Very spot on in the description, though it is generic.

[peam]

100% Eastern European

Gender: Female

Intelligence 5.9 Average Intelligence ?
Risk 4.6 Low Risk ?
Ambition 5.6 Average Ambition ?
Gay Factor 1.5 Very Low Gay Factor ?
Honor 4.9 Average Honor ?
Politeness 5.6 Average Politeness ?
Income 6.0 $30,000 - $50,000 ?
Sociability 5.8 Average Sociability ?
Promiscuity 3.6 Low Promiscuity



YOUR ARCHETYPE:
Personality Profile:

You especially enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of your simple pleasures. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.

You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions.

You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.

Your view of other types
You sometimes disagree with Boss types, but you respect them for the most part. You may even be envious of their lifestyles. You find Academic types boring and uptight. You have very little in common with them. However some White collar types may respect the accomplishments for certain Academic types. You think that Artist types are unrealistic and immature. You like interacting with Charmer types, and sometimes envy their charisma. You perceive Gambler types mostly as loners and untrustworthy. However, since you may have to interact with them on a daily basis you are not hostile to them. You believe Drifters are too lazy to work for a living but you sometimes feel pity for them.

Other types' view of you
Boss types may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part they only interact with you during the course of business. Academics see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of themselves, but because of work situations they may have to interact with you often. Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. Charmer types may associate with you; they find that the collar types are the people that mostly want to hang around them. To the Drifter types your repetitive routines seem boring; they would prefer having more fun and excitement. They may however enjoy the company of some Blue collar types.




How wrong.

[Satira]

14% Eastern European
30% Southern European
56% Anglo Saxon

Intelligence 5.8 Average Intelligence
Risk 4.6 Low Risk
Ambition 6.4 Average Ambition
Gay Factor 1.3 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 6.8 High Honor
Politeness 5.3 Average Politeness
Income 7.1 $50,000 - $100,000
Sociability 6.9 High Sociability
Promiscuity 3.1 Low Promiscuity

Theta Academic

The thing in the personality profile that threw me off was...
"For the most part you do not respect Artist types, however there are some Alpha Artists that you give some credit to. "

...I'm an artist. That is WAY off. Also I'm mostly of eastern European so the Anglo Saxon thing was off.

I used another picture of myself as well and it said I was 34% South East Asian and 66% Chinese. :lol:

BY THE WAY, AFRICAN OR ANY BLACK PEOPLE WILL TURN UP AS INDIAN, WTF MATE... WTF...

[Hips]

Personality Profile Rank Click here to see your celebmatch.

Intelligence 8.7 Extremely Intelligent
Risk 4.1 Low Risk
Ambition 8.6 High Ambition
Gay Factor 1.2 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 8.1 Very High Honor
Politeness 8.2 High Politeness
Income 8.7 Over $100,000
Sociability 4.2 Low Sociability
Promiscuity 3.9 Low Promiscuity

YOUR ARCHETYPE: ALPHA ACADEMIC

Personality Profile:

You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.

You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.

Your view of other types
Academic types can end up rich but it will take longer than with a Boss type. You see Boss types as potential business clients and as great resources to expand your contacts. Therefore you treat them with respect. For the most part you do not respect Artist types, however there are some Alpha Artists that you give some credit to. You look down upon Blue collar types as you consider them ignorant. You see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of yourself, but because of work situations you may have to interact with them often. You have very little in common with Charmers, therefore you avoid them. You consider Gambler types to make foolish decisions, and for the most part you do not interact with them. At times you feel sorry for Drifters.

Other types' view of you
Boss types consider you to be a valuable resource of advice. They constantly interact with you to make better decisions and they often respect your opinion. For the most part Artist types do not interact with you for they rather take it easy. They however may like you because of your knowledge of subjects that they find interesting. Blue collar types find you boring and uptight, they have very little in common with you. White collar types may respect your accomplishments and ambition. Charmer types regard you as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. Gambler types think that because you play so safe you miss out on great opportunities. Drifter types have no regard for you, because your repetitive routines seem boring to them.



Alpha academic: Solid long-term planner. Highly intelligent, ambitious and loyal to close ones.

Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Banker, Chief Accountant, Corporate Consultant, Head Engineer, Stock Broker, Business owner (professional skill/knowledge based business operation)


Too bad I would rather shoot myself than have any of those occupations.

[Hulkein]

Mine

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Intelligence 6.2 Average Intelligence
Risk 3.5 Low Risk
Ambition 5.9 Average Ambition
Gay Factor 1.1 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 3.5 Low Honor
Politeness 7.1 High Politeness
Income 6.7 $50,000 - $100,000
Sociability 8.3 High Sociability
Promiscuity 2.6 Very Unpromiscuous

YOUR ARCHETYPE:

Personality Profile:

You have social courage and as a consequence are open and extroverted. You are seen as a well known person who is liked and is involved in many social events. You feel confident about your position in social situations and will not hesitate to say what you believe. You do not like too much responsibility, but you do not mind being in the social center. You must know everything that is going on in your greater social circle and spend a lot of time talking to others to find out the latest gossip. You tend to be friendly, but can be criticizing when you see others as thinking of themselves too much.

You prefer to work in challenging people oriented jobs where you can compete against others and rise in the ranks. Others usually like you but can sometimes be intimidated by your outspoken comments and criticisms although they do not show it.
People tend to feel comfortable around you and respect your opinion. You can use this social weight to get things done for you but usually opt not to call in favours people owe you.

Your view of other types
You tend to like Boss types and try to get close to them, as they possess the intimidating factor and confrontational attitude that you lack. You regard Academic Types as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. You associate with some Blue collar and White collar types, and find that these are the people that mostly want to hang around you. You see Artist types as attention seekers and are often the person to criticize them. For this reason, Artist types envy and fear you. You may enjoy the risk taking personality of Gambler types, but you also think that they are loners. You see Drifter types as social dropouts.

Other types' view of you
Boss types like you but they dont always trust you. Academic Types have very little in common with you, therefore they avoid you. Artist types tend to avoid you because you may attack them verbally due to their personality differences. White and Blue collar types like interacting with you, and they sometimes envy your charisma. Gambler types may deal with you if they think that you have something useful to offer them. Drifter types may associate with you, but they generally believe that your archetype is stuck up.

Alpha Charmer:
-More ambitious than Charmer
Expected Occupations: Corporate Executive, Real Estate Agent, Politician

[Hulkein]

Michiko is a genius!

Tutor me? :drool:

;)

Edited to add - LOL, my celebmatch was Eminem.

[Edited on 2-4-2005 by Hulkein]

[Shari]

Intelligence 5.5
Risk 6.1
Ambition 5.1
Gay Factor 1.0
Honor 1.4
Politeness 4.2
Income 4.9 $10,000 - $30,000 ?
Sociability 8.5 High Sociability
Promiscuity 3.8 Low Promiscuity

YOUR ARCHETYPE:

Personality Profile:

You have social courage and as a consequence are open and extroverted. You are seen as a well known person who is liked and is involved in many social events. You feel confident about your position in social situations and will not hesitate to say what you believe. You do not like too much responsibility, but you do not mind being in the social center. You must know everything that is going on in your greater social circle and spend a lot of time talking to others to find out the latest gossip. You tend to be friendly, but can be criticizing when you see others as thinking of themselves too much.

You prefer to work in challenging people oriented jobs where you can compete against others and rise in the ranks. Others usually like you but can sometimes be intimidated by your outspoken comments and criticisms although they do not show it.
People tend to feel comfortable around you and respect your opinion. You can use this social weight to get things done for you but usually opt not to call in favours people owe you.

Your view of other types
You tend to like Boss types and try to get close to them, as they possess the intimidating factor and confrontational attitude that you lack. You regard Academic Types as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. You associate with some Blue collar and White collar types, and find that these are the people that mostly want to hang around you. You see Artist types as attention seekers and are often the person to criticize them. For this reason, Artist types envy and fear you. You may enjoy the risk taking personality of Gambler types, but you also think that they are loners. You see Drifter types as social dropouts.

Other types' view of you
Boss types like you but they dont always trust you. Academic Types have very little in common with you, therefore they avoid you. Artist types tend to avoid you because you may attack them verbally due to their personality differences. White and Blue collar types like interacting with you, and they sometimes envy your charisma. Gambler types may deal with you if they think that you have something useful to offer them. Drifter types may associate with you, but they generally believe that your archetype is stuck up.


I sound like an over-confident bitch. :(

They hit the income on the head...stupid starving college student/artist that I am.

And I'm pretty much a European mutt. Very interesting site.

[Bobmuhthol]

I used a better picture. Fuck you, beta artists, I'm a white collar now.

100% Anglo Saxon

Low promiscuity, very low gay factor, average everything else, $30,000-$50,000.

White Collar:
-Slightly more intelligent and ambitious than the Blue collar type.
Occupation Examples: Secretary, Police Officer, Telemarketer, Computer Programmer, Office worker

[Brattt8525]

YOUR ARCHETYPE:

White collar.

32% Middle Eastern
63% Eastern European
5% Anglo Saxon


Average Intelligence 5.8
Risk 4.4
Ambition 5.9
Gay Factor 1.4 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 5.1
Politeness 5.7
Income 6.1 $30,000 - $50,000 ?
Sociability 5.6
Promiscuity 3.7

[Hips]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Michiko is a genius!

Tutor me? :drool:

;)



Didn't you see my Low Sociability/Low Promiscuity? Hate to have you get your hopes up. :P

[Jadewolff]

81% East Indian
19% Anglo Saxon

Intelligence 6.2 Average Intelligence ?
Risk 5.9 Average Risk ?
Ambition 6.7 High Ambition ?
Gay Factor 1.0 Very Low Gay Factor ?
Honor 6.0 Average Honor ?
Politeness 8.2 High Politeness ?
Income 6.2 $30,000 - $50,000 ?
Sociability 7.8 High Sociability ?
Promiscuity 4.2 Low Promiscuity ?

Beta Academic

You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.


I'm surprised how close it got to the race since I was born in Pakistan.

What I don't get is how it can place me as a Beta Academic that has "above average intelligence" when my breakdown says Average. And then there's the "You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections." when I have High Sociability.

Oh well, it was still fun!