Damn it, Snoop.

Snoop Dogg. (http://channels.netscape.com/ns/music/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0002/20050201/1253810064.htm&floc=mu-news-s1l0)

[Alarke]

I bet the woman was mad cause she tried to get with snoop and he wouldn't have it... sounds kinda fishy.

[Satira]

What makes the whole thing sound fishy to me is she's suing Snoop, ABC and the Jimmy Kimmel show. That's just what people do when they want money. They sue everyone that could possibly have anything to do with it in case they can't get it from one of the people.

Did the R. Kelly girl sue the hotel and her cab driver?

[DeV]

This is the same type of alleged incident that earned Tupac his first prison bid.

[Warriorbird]

Eh, I'm thinking something happened with his entourage and her, and she's just trying to make everything else into a civil suit ride-a-long.

[Parkbandit]

Problem with America today: We view lawsuits as a winning lotter ticket.

There has got to be a point in time where we stop trying to sue everyone for our own stupidity.

The hotel I used to manage is now being sued because our van driver tapped the rear end of another moving car. The total insurance expense to fix both vehicles was $500 in cosmetic repairs. The driver of the car is now saying.. as a result of the accident, he cannot comfortably get into a moving vehicle and can no longer have sex with his wife.


[Edited on 2-2-05 by Parkbandit]

[Warriorbird]

That's awesome... from a funniness standpoint.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
The driver of the car is now saying.. as a result of the accident, he cannot comfortably get into a moving vehicle and can no longer have sex with his wife.


How little pride can you possibly have that you would stand up and declare "I'm impotent!" to a court and, quite possibly, the media?

Hrm, maybe a good defense strategy. Get on the news every day, agree that he is impotent, but make the claim that it happened before he got in the accident. That way, every day when he watches the 6 o'clock news, he'll hear "Joe Smith, who IS IMPOTENT..." while seeing his picture flashed across the screen.

Jorddyn

[Warriorbird]

I really like those beer ads that make not tasting beer out like "erectile disfunction."

[Edited on 2-2-2005 by Warriorbird]

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Parkbandit
The driver of the car is now saying.. as a result of the accident, he cannot comfortably get into a moving vehicle and can no longer have sex with his wife.


How little pride can you possibly have that you would stand up and declare "I'm impotent!" to a court and, quite possibly, the media?

Hrm, maybe a good defense strategy. Get on the news every day, agree that he is impotent, but make the claim that it happened before he got in the accident. That way, every day when he watches the 6 o'clock news, he'll hear "Joe Smith, who IS IMPOTENT..." while seeing his picture flashed across the screen.

Jorddyn

Pay me enough and you can say I'm an impotent, post op tranny with web feet and a wicked mullet. I'm the one with the Aston Martin so I don't care.

[AnticorRifling]

Besides it's hard for me to hear the insults with the 100 dollar bills rolled up and used as earplugs. :cool:

[Warriorbird]

I'm glad you had the strength to tell us.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I dunno, there's a lot of anecdotal evidence if you ask me. Like him paying her psychiatric bills for months? Like ABC picking up her medical bills as well prior to that?

[DeV]

^ True. It seems a little hazy when considering if Snoop was directly involved in the alleged attack or just members of his entourage. But the paying of the bills sends a red flag.
Why whould a person do that if innocense is being claimed?

[Keller]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Problem with America today: We view lawsuits as a winning lotter ticket.

There has got to be a point in time where we stop trying to sue everyone for our own stupidity.

The hotel I used to manage is now being sued because our van driver tapped the rear end of another moving car. The total insurance expense to fix both vehicles was $500 in cosmetic repairs. The driver of the car is now saying.. as a result of the accident, he cannot comfortably get into a moving vehicle and can no longer have sex with his wife.


[Edited on 2-2-05 by Parkbandit]

And you have to pay a $5000 retainer no matter what -- so when she asks to settle for $4000, you'll gladly do it.

[hectomaner]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I dunno, there's a lot of anecdotal evidence if you ask me. Like him paying her psychiatric bills for months? Like ABC picking up her medical bills as well prior to that?

well the article said living expenses, not psychiatric or medical bills

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by hectomaner

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I dunno, there's a lot of anecdotal evidence if you ask me. Like him paying her psychiatric bills for months? Like ABC picking up her medical bills as well prior to that?

well the article said living expenses, not psychiatric or medical bills

I didn't read the article, I saw that on the news last night.