My roleplaying capabilities (The fall of Nieninque!)

[Liberi Fatali]

get my dildo
>
You remove an enormous dildo from inside your cum-encrusted sheath.
>
look Nieninque
>
The Nieninque appears to be rather large for her "kind." At a closer glance, you
notice a slight bulge in her pants, as well as two rather tiny breasts.
Acquiring this information leads you to believe she is part of the
hermaphrodite species.
>
cower
>
You cower.
>
'Now you die, HermaphraNien!
>
You belt out, "Now you die, HermaphraNien!"
>
hide
>
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one
has noticed your doing so.
>
ambush nien back
>
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an enormous glow-in-the-dark dildo at Nieninque!
AS: +345 vs DS: +160 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +49 = +266
... and hit for 117 points of damage!
Masterful slash to Nieninque's lower back!
Spinal cord and life are just memories now.
Nieninque falls to the ground and dies.
The slight bulge in her pants decreases.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
>
gig
>
You giggle.

[Meos]

Opens the blinds of Tabor's room
roundtime 3 seconds

Meos says, "look at all the people out there who have a life"

I'm not a big fan of hers either, but for gods sake man, that was just not funny.

[Axhinde]

:loser:

[CrystalTears]

Yeah, this is the step in the right direction for a voice around here. A voice in the same line as X, Warclaidhm and Klaive.

You're such an asshat.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Yeah, this is the step in the right direction for a voice around here. A voice in the same line as X, Warclaidhm and Klaive.

You're such an asshat.

I found it to be thoroughly charming, my dear.

What brought that on?

- Arkans

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Arkans
What brought that on?

- Arkans


...What in the world? Is she REALLY a hermaphrodite, or something?

??????????////////////////

- Arkans

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Axhinde
:loser:

I am significantly offended that you put a yellow looking smiley face with what appears to be an L on its forehead in reply to my post.

The "L" implies "Laosian" and that smiley face infers that all Orientals are yellow. RASCIST

- Arkans

[DeV]

She must really get to you. :drunk:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Arkans
What brought that on?

- Arkans

Nien and numerous others were calling him out on his lack of RP skill in the log he posted.

What you just read was his only defense.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. That was a come back from being flamed?!

- Arkans

[Axhinde]

Klaive usually responds in this same way.

[DeV]

You giggled at the end.

That ruined it but it wasn't as if there was much to begin with.

[Nieninque]

:rofl:

That is the funniest thing I have seen from you...EVER.

I also concede defeat.

As much of a prick I have attempted to show you as, you outdid me by far with this thread. I could never have made you look as much as a twat as you did yourself here. Any further efforts I made would be redundant. :lol2:

Nice work

[Hulkein]

I doubt he cares if he looks like a twat.

[Parkbandit]

You forgot to end it with:

You say, "..."

I don't think it was really you without it.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Arkans
What brought that on?

- Arkans

Nien and numerous others were calling him out on his lack of RP skill in the log he posted.

What you just read was his only defense.

Forgive my ignorance. Next time, I'll just take her picture and put a 100 foot sub in her hand.

[Edited on 2-1-2005 by Tabor]

Hahahaha yeah, I love that picture.

- Arkans

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Arkans
You've got to be fucking kidding me. That was a come back from being flamed?!

- Arkans

Ugh, no. My comeback to being 'flamed' is in the thread where I got 'flamed' in.

That was merely a log of my experience in a role-playing game called Gemstone 4. You should play it sometime.

Gemstone 4? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!??! WHAT HAVE I BEEN PLAYING ALL THE TIME!!!111???// OH FUCK!!11

- Arkans

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
You forgot to end it with:

You say, "..."

I don't think it was really you without it.

I will kill you.

I will kill you in real life.

I will kill you in fake life.

I will kill you Gemstonetically.

i will kill you Reallifetically.

I will kill you here and there.

I will kill you everywhere.

...

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Tabor

Originally posted by Parkbandit
You forgot to end it with:

You say, "..."

I don't think it was really you without it.

I will kill you.

I will kill you in real life.

I will kill you in fake life.

I will kill you Gemstonetically.

i will kill you Reallifetically.

I will kill you here and there.

I will kill you everywhere.

...

Someone must not have read ToS

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Tabor

Originally posted by Parkbandit
You forgot to end it with:

You say, "..."

I don't think it was really you without it.

I will kill you.

I will kill you in real life.

I will kill you in fake life.

I will kill you Gemstonetically.

i will kill you Reallifetically.

I will kill you here and there.

I will kill you everywhere.

...

Someone must not have read ToS

...Is that? No, it can't be. Is it? It couldn't. There's just NO way. Oh my god, it's a fucking sub in his hand.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Tabor

Originally posted by Parkbandit
You forgot to end it with:

You say, "..."

I don't think it was really you without it.

I will kill you.

I will kill you in real life.

I will kill you in fake life.

I will kill you Gemstonetically.

i will kill you Reallifetically.

I will kill you here and there.

I will kill you everywhere.

...

All I have to say is:

...

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Parkbandit


All I have to say is:

...

rooflez. This is why I adore you.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Tabor
...Is that? No, it can't be. Is it? It couldn't. There's just NO way. Oh my god, it's a fucking sub in his hand.

Do you think in some way that is insulting me? I made a picture that was amusing and got the permission of the person in the picture to post it. The person to this day finds it amusing.

You, on the other hand, come here whining about how GM's are treating you and that they're not RPing. Then you get all pissy when people don't necessarily agree with you.

News for you - this isn't a "support" forum. This isn't AA. People speak their minds here. If you want a friendly message board where no meanness is allowed - go back to the offical boards.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Meos
Opens the blinds of Tabor's room
roundtime 3 seconds

Meos says, "look at all the people out there who have a life"





LOLOLOL


Personally, I think this was the best part of this thread.