Ohh my aching nuts

[loxe]

I wish I had a log of it, but I don’t.
Anyways last night I walked into reim with a capped sorcerer and the first creature I came across kicked me in the nuts, dropping me to my knees and putting me into rt.

This same creature then kept kicking me in the nuts, effectively keeping me in rt lock. 11 times in a row this creature kicked me in the nuts, out of which only one time he did not connect.

At the 10th nut kick, another creature walked in feinted me into near offensive stance and then did a massive attack dropping my hit points to near zero, then the first creature kicked me in the nuts for the eleventh time, and I died.

No point to this story other than. Fuck reim.

[Wrathbringer]

:lol: Thanks for sharing.

[Ltlprprincess]

This made me laugh way too hard and way too much.

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/EblM61c.gif

[Mikalmas]

This made me laugh way too hard and way too much.

+1 to this. I don't know why, but I cracked up way more than I should have.

[Rovvigen]

Its moments like this that make gemstone worth playing. Thanks for the laugh :)

[Methais]

Were you in a group? I bet at least one of them has a log of nutageddon.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042012/reverse-1334602480_guy_gets_a_nut_shot.gif

[horibu]

I got there after he had already been beaten to the last thread of his life, but did get there in time to see it:


>go plaza
[Reim Settlement, Village]
Multicolored cobblestones spiral out from an impressive stone fountain in the center of the plaza, the effect a dizzying array of colors from expert craftsmanship. Snow-capped mountain peaks to the north create a picturesque backdrop for the lifelike statues surrounding the font's basin. In each corner, tables and chairs are grouped together beneath green-striped white canopy umbrellas. You also see an ethereal traveller, an ethereal denizen and a stone receptacle.
Also here: Lord Player who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
An ethereal denizen howls in pain as virulent green mist passes through her form causing 13 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Glancing blow to the right arm leaves a trail of vapor in its wake.
[Roll result: 119 (open d100: 10)]
An ethereal denizen kicks her leg at Player's groin and connects! Player winces in agony!
...11 damage!
--- Lich: exec1 active.
[exec1]>group Player
>;e GameObj.pcs.each { |pc| fput "group #{pc.noun}" }
You add Player to your group.
--- Lich: exec1 has exited.
In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, an ethereal traveller engages Player in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
An ethereal traveller thrusts with a trident at Player!
AS: +446 vs DS: +356 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +56 = +174
... and hits for 48 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
* Player drops dead at your feet!
Player exhales the last of a virulent green mist.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Player's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
Player's body pulses momentarily into semi transparency and then returns to normal.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Player.
Player glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Player.
The bright luminescence fades from around Player.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Player.
The very powerful look leaves Player.
The white light leaves Player.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Player.
The deep blue glow leaves Player.
The air calms down around Player.
The light blue glow leaves Player.
The powerful look leaves Player.

It was definitely not the night for him. I felt bad for the guy. He did come back but unfortunately with next to no spells and got rocked by a Shopkeeper:

The Shopkeeper swings a falchion at Player!
AS: +440 vs DS: +158 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +73 = +390
... and hits for 119 points of damage!
Crossing slash to chest catches Player's attention!
* Player drops dead at your feet!
Player seems slightly different.
Player seems hesitant.

Don't let it discourage you, death does happen to us all. That was definitely a rough introduction to Reim.

[mgoddess]

This made me laugh way too hard and way too much.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Drew]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_KSMeK38f9E/hqdefault.jpg

Sounds like you need some crit padding.

[Velfi]

https://i.imgur.com/GykePJN.gif

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/EblM61c.gif

[Nathala Crane]

https://orig00.deviantart.net/e335/f/2012/273/7/7/kick_that_bunghole_in_the_nads__by_beavisdatassplz-d5gdw7k.gif

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/EblM61c.gif

Reported for copying my gif.

[Taernath]

Reported for copying my gif.

Memes are a flat circle. Every gif we have posted or will post we will post over and over and over again—forever.

Also, reported.

[drauz]

Memes are a flat circle. Every gif we have posted or will post we will post over and over and over again—forever.

Also, reported.

I kinda meant in the same thread, I mean its even the same url.

I have phoned the police and they said they should be picking him up momentarily, they realize how big an issue this is.

[Taernath]

I kinda meant in the same thread, I mean its even the same url.

I have phoned the police and they said they should be picking him up momentarily, they realize how big an issue this is.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/81443131/what-part-of-flat-circle-dont-you-understand.jpg

[loxe]

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedi a%2FBzuP1pEXp4vNm%2Fgiphy.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fgifs%2Fcheezbu rger-ouch-mindwarp-BzuP1pEXp4vNm&docid=aDpyiSYCKiAXkM&tbnid=oftATAygVZy5iM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwj09_b0v9bZAhWg14MKHUHJDNAQMwhqKAYwBg.. i&w=200&h=300&hl=en-US&client=ms-android-att-us&bih=615&biw=360&q=nut%20kick%20gif&ved=0ahUKEwj09_b0v9bZAhWg14MKHUHJDNAQMwhqKAYwBg&iact=mrc&uact=8
This is what it seemed like

[drauz]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/81443131/what-part-of-flat-circle-dont-you-understand.jpg

The whole thing.

[Methais]

Reported for copying my gif.

Mine was the complete gif. Reported for posting a halfass gif.

[drauz]

Mine was the complete gif. Reported for posting a halfass gif.


https://i.imgur.com/EblM61c.gif


https://i.imgur.com/EblM61c.gif

reported for lying

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0IyiZFNblEKtGePK/source.gif

[RichardCranium]

The whole thing.

I think you mean the hole thing.

[Methais]

reported for lying

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0IyiZFNblEKtGePK/source.gif

I was looking at Velfi's post. I didn't notice yours on the first page until just now.

Reported for not knowing what I did and didn't notice.