Duskruin Dig & Sewer Pulls!

[Ososis]

Hey guys, lets hear what you found!

[Pereus]

I found solice in the fact that I won't be wasting money on this scam.

[drauz]

I found a carrot on a stick, now if only I could catch up to it.

[Elvenlady]

I found solice in the fact that I won't be wasting money on this scam.

:yeahthat:

[Archigeek]

Ditto. No sewer for me. We have reached the absurd.

[Taernath]

What more scammy about this scam, compared to the other scams they've scammed?

[Methais]

What more scammy about this scam, compared to the other scams they've scammed?

^

[SpiffyJr]

Half the BS per run coupled with fixed but higher costs for HESS shit.

Take something like knockout @ 100k. At 7500 a run and 10m/jar you're looking at like 130m for flares.

[Methais]

Half the BS per run coupled with fixed but higher costs for HESS shit.

Take something like knockout @ 100k. At 7500 a run and 10m/jar you're looking at like 130m for flares.

If only people would take a stand against such things instead of complaining while simultaneously throwing fistfuls of money at Simu, supporting and rewarding the very thing they’re complaining about.

[beldar17]

hey mr bonus check, you made the rot flares too fucking high. even morons like warclaidh wont even buy that high priced shit!

[Methais]

We spent years depriving people of any real chance of getting items of power. Years of attrition until we reduced the player base to its most devoted and hungry. Then we offered them what they wanted, for a price. Now our bottom line, and my paychecks, are flying high! Even I didn't think it would last this many years! Turns out you can repackage the same shit over and over for a long time. You'll never see the player base turn on us. Sorry!

Shut up retard.

[beldar17]

methais......i love that guy.

[Ososis]

I've grown used to ordering name brand food at the supermarket now that I've been getting fat bonus checks, sorry! Daddy's gotta eat! And eat good!

Lol. It shows a lot about your personal situation when your satirical money hungry overlord character's flamboyant lifestyle consists of buying Kellogs instead of Kroegers.

[beldar17]

Are you saying you don’t play

Do you really troll forums of a text game you no longer play? That’s funny.

[SpiffyJr]

If only people would take a stand against such things instead of complaining while simultaneously throwing fistfuls of money at Simu, supporting and rewarding the very thing they’re complaining about.

Yea, I did a dig for the first time ever and hated it but I wanted to try it until the shop opened. Then I did a jar and realized how shit the bs is compared to arena. I can't justify spending more - the cost vs reward is way off base.

[BHawk]

You search around and find an odd gem! As you go to pocket it, a roguely figure approaches you and exclaims, "Ah, just what I've been looking for!" He snatches it from you and continues, "Don't worry Kuczera, this is useless to you, but I'll make sure the blacksmith knows you're coming!" He winks and vanishes into the sewers.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

This is my first time at the Duskruin event. Any thoughts on what this means during a search in the sewer?

[Mogonis]

That is a Smithy invite.

[BHawk]

Oh yay! I was hoping it meant something like that. Now... did I hear the smithy is in the Temple Tunnel? Did I mention that I am new to this?

[Methais]

Are you saying you don’t play

Do you really troll forums of a text game you no longer play? That’s funny.

Apparently he bought Murrandii and plays him.

[Wrathbringer]

Apparently he bought Murrandii and plays him like a faggy retard.

fixed

[Methais]

fixed

Ah yes, thank you for the correction.

[Beniah]

That is a Smithy invite.

How rare are the smithy invites in the sewers? I mean, if you do like ten or twenty runs are you likely to pull one or no?

[Methais]

Franchement? Sucer un pet sur un cul de vache morte

But you are an actual dead cunt.

[BHawk]

How rare are the smithy invites in the sewers? I mean, if you do like ten or twenty runs are you likely to pull one or no?
With my limited experience I would guess a bit over twenty runs. I got an invite, used it and then got another. Now for the rats, I have seen three run by but haven't caught one yet.

[Gizmo]

War Griffin bloodrune cloak in Plat 7 digs in

In the modwir box:
clothing (1): an ebon feathered cloak.
lol
>anal my cloak
You analyze your feathered cloak and sense that the creator has provided the following information:

This feathered cloak is designed to work in conjunction with a Moonshard Pendant that houses a Legendary Bloodrune.

If you have the War-griffin Legendary Bloodrune active in your Moonshard Pendant, then you will receive special messaging when you use the following verbs:

Blink, Chuckle, Get, Glance, Pinch, Point, Preen, Pull, Put, Rub, Scratch, Shake, Snap, Stretch, Thump, Wave.

If you do not have a corresponding Bloodrune active, then you will get generic messaging for the above verbs.

This feathered cloak may have a long or show description, but its adjective should never change.

Lastly, an ebon feathered cloak must only ever be a cloak-worn item.

You can tell that the cloak is as light as it can get and that its pockets could not possibly get any deeper.

[Ososis]

Thinking about charging more for plat, every pocket there is deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. How much you guys and girls willing to part with just to have your assholes tickled with feathers? another $50 a month? $100 more? We'll double exp rates all the time for $100 extra a month.

Hey, faggot, kill yourself. Literally end your existence with violence. I don't want it to be misunderstood. I legitimately want you, the person, to take a real weapon and do harm to yourself until all activity in your brain stops.

xoxo
-Oso

[Neveragain]

Hey, faggot, kill yourself. Literally end your existence with violence. I don't want it to be misunderstood. I legitimately want you, the person, to take a real weapon and do harm to yourself until all activity in your brain stops.

xoxo
-Oso

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3og0IT4reEVvqugJZC/giphy.gif

[Khariz]

I pulled this tonight in prime:

a firestone-set cocobolo box (Glowing upon opening, so T6?)

a quilted linen arming coif (head worn, non-armor)
+5 STR, +5 WIS, +5 Harness Power bonus, +5 SL: Blessing bonus, +5 SL: Religion bonus. Paladin only.

Sold on hefty buyout

[Shazbot]

Hey, faggot, kill yourself. Literally end your existence with violence. I don't want it to be misunderstood. I legitimately want you, the person, to take a real weapon and do harm to yourself until all activity in your brain stops.

xoxo
-Oso


How much are you willing to pay for that to happen? We'll whore ourselves out any way you want if you pay enough! Throw some numbers out there.

This exchange is troubling. Setting aside the business model of Gemstone the escalation of this dialog isn't safe for anyone. Whether Oso has intentions of harming Wyrom or not, inciting this further isn't appropriate.

[Luntz]

You know that isn't actually Wyrom right, laffo

[Wrathbringer]

This exchange is troubling. Setting aside the business model of Gemstone the escalation of this dialog isn't safe for anyone. Whether Oso has intentions of harming Wyrom or not, inciting this further isn't appropriate.

lol that's not Wyrom...

[cwolff]

You all know shazbot is fake right?

[Shazbot]

lol that's not Wyrom...

Totally get that's not Wyrom. Does Oso?

[Wrathbringer]

Totally get that's not Wyrom. Does Oso?

Yes.

[Shazbot]

Yes.

If you're certain that's great. That's an emphatic threat.

[Wrathbringer]

If you're certain that's great. That's an emphatic threat.

Welcome to the PC.

[Ososis]

I have alerted the authorities (A handful of gemstone devs and that one GM no one likes) and they assure me that all reasonable actions have been taken to remove "oso" from the game. We take threats very seriously at Simutronics. We take them along with cash, checks, credit, debit and physical gold and silver. We want to announce, here, on the "Players Corner", the official unofficial official unofficial forum of Gemstone whore (it Rhymes with four, get it?), that Simutronics is proud to open the first Internet based pawnshop. You can send us an item and we will credit you a fair amount of simucoins to spend in game. All transactions are final and shipping anything to our offices is considered a nonrefundable sale.

Remember, enjoy and only spend what you feel comfortable spending, but fucking spend the money, so I can eat name brand food.


hurhurhur

[Ososis]

If you're certain that's great. That's an emphatic threat.

You are a shit stain fuck face. My favorite is how whenever I tell him to kill himself he waits a bit hoping someone will come up and say "Hey! That kind of comment is totally unnecessary and over the line!" but nobody ever does, cause deep down they agree with me, but their moral views don't let them say such things about anyone, ever.

So now he makes another alt to play the sympathetic role. If you DON'T think Murrandii should take his own life, then you havn't been paying attention and I don't have time to educate you.

[Ososis]

You'll get pussy soon enough I promise... well maybe.

http://glee.wikia.com/wiki/File:Sheldon-leonard-there-there.gif?file=Sheldon-leonard-there-there.gif

Well at least I won't be "forcibly sodomizing women to establish dominance" like you preach.

[Ososis]

Such a little beta cuck... it's OK, more for me.

Thanks, I know people weren't sure if I was over reacting to you being a sexual predator and most likely a real life rapist. This really clears up why you should LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF.


Poll: Would Murrandii's neckbeard prevent him from a hanging death?

[CertainlyNotATroll]

Should we tell him Necro? About the collaboration of Wyrom and MacGuyer?
http://wiz.zone/
This is still very much in the alpha stage, but this is it guys. Gemstone $$FIVESPOT$$ the new game we are developing thanks to the help of the truly active and dedicated players like Necro, Macguyer, Methais and Flimbo. We listened to what you all really wanted and, not to toot my own horn, I think we really nailed it. No one has EVER written this much code for gemstone EVER before, I really really am the best PM of the game ever, flat out, no questions asked, and I think it really shows in this alpha
http://wiz.zone/

So check it out, we even put in a way for you to pay us! That was like THE FIRST THING we put it. Seriously, the entire game's foundation is paywalls, income streams and crate gotcha games!
http://wiz.zone/

Pay me

WOW! My mind is blow and my wallet is empty! THIS is the game I've always wanted! THANK YOU!

[Amerek]

Why do you go to so much trouble to create an entirely different account just to respond to your previous post? I'm serious, I want to know your thought process. You are quite possibly the best troll I've ever seen.

[CertainlyNotATroll]

I am certainly not a troll, friend. But thank you for your appreciation of my first post on this new friendly community that seems to hate Russians so much!

[Candor]

Thanks for the glowing review! Please rate us 55555 stars and send another $5!

You're an idiot.

[Methais]

Well at least I won't be "forcibly sodomizing women to establish dominance" like you preach.

In his defense, his sister was telling me that he only does that when the chick is in the middle of having chronic explosive diarrhea. He likes letting the pressure build up and then getting tubgirled right in the face immediately after he pulls out.


You're an idiot.

Y'our*

[cwolff]

In his defense, his sister was telling me that he only does that when the chick is in the middle of having chronic explosive diarrhea. He likes letting the pressure build up and then getting tubgirled right in the face immediately after he pulls out.

Oh Bert, your scat fetish is showing again

[Methais]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/3c/6f/cc/3c6fccc6de2055cae131966656b87a8e--adventure-movies-name-calling.jpg

Yes yes, this is the response we already expect from you every time you click post. It's mildly entertaining.

[CertainlyNotATroll]

Hello friends! Who was it being that left me the happy review of "Even gayer than 'cuckwolf' "?

[cwolff]

Must have been Bert or Ernie.

[CertainlyNotATroll]

They are very nice to be giving the advice in private messages! Many good American friends!

[Candor]

They are very nice to be giving the advice in private messages! Many good American friends!

You're an idiot.

[CertainlyNotATroll]

You're an idiot.

Thank you friend!

[beldannon5]

My phat finds = sewers bloodscrip about 40 things to be sung too. No rats no caches no legendaries or segments.

Dig = thousands and thousands of digs. 10 total if t5's a everlasting pipe, a shimmer cert, a face pin (unlimited candies) a volcanic rock trinket, a 1lb lighten and a few modest or small locker contracts.
amount spent on dig lots and lots amount I could get from those items a little.

Honestly it's not as much not winning jackpots as it is the ridiculousness of rng. ie one person doing a 250 pickaxe getting a jackpot or 2 jackpots and other people like me or others doing thousands. I would like some sort of middle ground.

[Zaigh]

5x void flaring gauntlet-sword
4x gornar mace w/ Illoke bane(earth flares)
10lb deepening cert (max 160lb on back/cloakworn)
MR Mass Blurs portrait

[Helsfeld]

Dhairn reaches toward a smoky leather boot illusion, and a group of crimson-robed krolvin appear in the distance. Weapons raised high and with bloodlust in their eyes, they begin a dash straight toward him! He moves toward a smoky leather boot illusion in an attempt to hide from the attackers, and with a bright flash, he disappears!

As if they never existed in the first place, the krolvin army fades from view, leaving behind a foul-smelling smoke.

Guess they call it the boot of legend.... It cost me more then I'd like to talk about... lol but its cross realms and gets me out of most areas as long as its outside for 10 crystal amulets. has a low chance to fail and be down for 24 hours

Pretty cool item

[CertainlyNotATroll]

No, as long as silvers don't drop into the 3's, it's going to fluctuate between 4~5.5 especially since from this DuskRuin it feels like (judging from item quality) that Whatley and friends are sated (for now).

Hello green friend! Many fine American video gamers are already selling at the number four! I will buy silvers to get the cheap items when they sell for $3.50 rubles.