BOB:Top 10 Things Not To Say To Her Parents

[Jenisi]

10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lie there during sex too?"

[crazymage]

Damn it!

[Bobmuhthol]

When chicks start liking me this will be very useful advice.

[Jenisi]

Bah they already do, your just that age where everyone's too shy to admit it :)

[Bobmuhthol]

I've admitted it twice. I got FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

[Parkbandit]

Put some meat on your bones.. you skinny ass lanky bastard.

Remember.. HotorNot said NOT.

:)

[Ben]

Originally posted by Jenisi
Bah they already do, your just that age where everyone's too shy to admit it :)


no he isn't, you just gotta plow the skanky girls

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Remember.. HotorNot said NOT.

:)

Compared to PB's mediocre 5.5/10

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BRHLBZH&key=CGH

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Remember.. HotorNot said NOT.

:)

Compared to PB's mediocre 5.5/10

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BRHLBZH&key=CGH

Fucking firewall at work.

What picture did you post bitch? Post it here!

5.5 makes me sad... but at LEAST I beat Warclaidhm.

[Stealth]

No kidding...damn firewalls.

::kicks Websense::


Stealth

[Bobmuhthol]

LOLOMGITZFALGRIN

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HY/NQ/KY/BRHLBZHGSHVR.JPG

[Parkbandit]

Wow.. Websense is really blocking EVERYTHING lately. All I see in Bob's post is a white box with a big red "x" through it.

I'll look tonight.. then decide to beat the snot out of Wezas or not.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

I'll look tonight.. then decide to beat the snot out of Wezas or not.

Just go ahead.

[DeV]

You don't really want to see yourself looking like that. Be warned! LOL

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Parkbandit

I'll look tonight.. then decide to beat the snot out of Wezas or not.

Just go ahead.

LOL. I'm not sure how to take that.. I'm hoping Wezas posted a picture of someone other than me.

[Wezas]

For the websense impared:

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/BRHLBZHGSHVR.jpeg

[Parkbandit]

LOL... looks nothing like me bitch.

I hate Wezas.. you should too.

[Parkbandit]

I have SO much more gray hair than he does... which makes me sad.

:sniffle:

[DianaBanana]

3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?" ---Jenisi

BTW it's soda, not pop. Pop is lame. The End. ;)

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?" ---Jenisi

BTW it's soda, not pop. Pop is lame. The End. ;)

regardless of brand or flavor....

It is all coke

[Darnell]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
When chicks start liking me this will be very useful advice.

Just use it on the dudes that you typically like for now to get practice

D

[Drew2]

Originally posted by theotherjohn

Originally posted by DianaBanana
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?" ---Jenisi

BTW it's soda, not pop. Pop is lame. The End. ;)

regardless of brand or flavor....

It is all coke

Toj wins.