10x self-ammo random-flaring bow

[Jhynnifer]

This bow will not go like a normal auction, I will post updated bids but the auction will end Sunday at midnight CST regardless of any bids made afterwards. Payment is expected as verified paypal gift.

a silver-limned lacquered ebon longbow: A subtle haze of rich ebon lacquer shadows the natural reddish gold hue of the wood beneath it, accentuating the elegantly sprawling pattern of the grain. The bowstring is of an iridescent silver hue, and the ambient light it reflects casts a sheen of silver across the wood's surface. You see nothing unusual, except for a small enchanter's glyph.

10x lirion longbow
25 services of sighting.
self-ammo
Random flares, with no cycling enchant because the bow is 10x.
Permablessed
max light


|--------------------Summary---------------------|
Item: a silver-limned lacquered ebon longbow
Modified Weighting Type: Sighted
Current Service Window Count: 0
Estimated Costs:
Next Service: 548 bloodscrip
Next 5 Services: 2740 bloodscrip
Next 10 Services: 6166 bloodscrip
Next 15 Services: 14389 bloodscrip
Next 20 Services: 23982 bloodscrip
Next 25 Services: 54131 bloodscrip
|------------------------------------------------|

SOLD @$3500.

[neimanz1]

jesus how many of these do you have??? dam hoarder!

[Jhynnifer]

jesus how many of these do you have??? dam hoarder!

LOL I bought mine back from Hedrik, but I never play and I feel awful letting it sit on a character who doesn't use it. Pretty things belong in the world, man!

[Dosselmeyer]

Goodness that is awesome. And expensive.

[Jhynnifer]

Goodness that is awesome. And expensive.

totes worth it!

[Gelston]

I'll give you 50 cents.

[n0551n3n0m1n3]

I'll go tree fiddy...cause I am old.

[Jhynnifer]

I'll go tree fiddy...cause I am old.

$3,500? I'll take that as a bid!

[Methais]

$3,500? I'll take that as a bid!

I think he meant 350 Simucoins.

[dex]

I think he meant 350 Simucoins.

Nah, he meant 3.5 bitcoins.

[mgoddess]

Or maybe he means fiddy trees?

[Jhynnifer]

killjoys.

[n0551n3n0m1n3]

Tree fiddy=$50 bag of weed. Pick up req'd

[Jhynnifer]

Le burmp!

[Jhynnifer]

le bump!

[Methais]

le bump!

https://i1.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/randy-stomach-hits-lady-in-face-on-bus.gif?ssl=1

[Jhynnifer]

I laugh. Every time.

[Jhynnifer]

moar bumps!

[Gelston]

You know my offer.

[Khariz]

Damn. if I was a bow user, I'd buy it. Nice bow.

[WRoss]

I'll start the bidding at $1000!

[Methais]

I'll start the bidding at $1000!

$1000.01!!!!

[Gelston]

Noone else bid. Let Methais' bid stand.

It doesn't even meet the minimum, but I'm sure he'd gladly take the thing for a grand.

[Jhynnifer]

I just saw the MB, I could say something about all this but I won't since I like the OP.

I can totally substantiate the MB too, plus the 8x one that recently sold. =p

[Methais]

Oh I have absolutely no doubt that this bow is worth that much, I'm not saying that. What I am saying however is...

This is 4000$...

http://hgtvhome.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/hgrm/fullset/2012/6/21/0/CEDIA2012_MR06_FlyingColors_MR6759_Additional2_s4x 3.jpg.rend.hgtvcom.1280.960.suffix/1405401730691.jpeg



This is also apparently 4000$... a silver-limned lacquered ebon longbow

Does anyone else think there is something slightly off here?

I saw a thread on fb where chicks were talking about purses they paid $2000-3000 for. Don’t try to understand them.

Probably the same chicks who give a guy shit for “wasting” $60 on a video game that they’re still playing and getting their money’s worth out of a year later while the $3000 purse sits in the back of a closet collecting dust.

[Jhynnifer]

I saw a thread on fb where chicks were talking about purses they paid $2000-3000 for. Don’t try to understand them.

Probably the same chicks who give a guy shit for “wasting” $60 on a video game that they’re still playing and getting their money’s worth out of a year later while the $3000 purse sits in the back of a closet collecting dust.

Hahaha, I could never buy a $3k purse. I regret repurchasing my bow, but it's such an amazing weapon and the thought of someone else having it at that time made me cringe. =p

[Methais]

Hahaha, I could never buy a $3k purse. I regret repurchasing my bow, but it's such an amazing weapon and the thought of someone else having it at that time made me cringe. =p

The sad part is that $3000 line of text has better resale value than the $3000 purse.

[Jhynnifer]

The sad part is that $3000 line of text has better resale value than the $3000 purse.

Agreed. =p

[poison_Owns]

Agreed. =p

Every high end designer has $3000 purses, so there isn’t exclusivity to owning one. For things like limited release sneakers, you can buy them for $200 and often times re-sell them for 5-10x the cost. This more closely mirrors the bow.

[Jhynnifer]

le burmp burmp burmp

[Jhynnifer]

Bump... still looking for cash offers on this!

[WRoss]

$1100!

[Jhynnifer]

tee-hee!

[WRoss]

$1200

[Jhynnifer]

Double that, add $600 and we've got a MB!

[Jhynnifer]

lebump!

[WRoss]

$1300 and a day at the spa

[Jhynnifer]

$1300 and a day at the spa

Consider the spa day an additional gift because I'm so awesome, then add $1700 to your bid!

[Jhynnifer]

Added 25 services of sighting on this!

[cwolff]

I shouldn't even ask because 3 grand is 3 grand....but, what's 25 points of sighting equal to compared to the old system?

[BriarFox]

2.5 points, so top end of "lightly" sighted.

[poison_Owns]

Just gonna put it out there that if you’re using a bow that’s not self ammo and you’re trained in ranged, you’re doing it all wrong. If I was to switch from thrown to ranged, I’d scoop this up in a heartbeat and wouldn’t sell it unless someone offered me $4k. The idea that this is still available is kind of amazing to me.

[Helsfeld]

Thing is it’s better then hurling in confluence cause the bow doesn’t get hot or cold like the weapon....

[megadeth]

Free bump. This is an awesome weapon. Permablessed and self ammo?! Only way to play ranged.

[Jhynnifer]

Everyone loves it, no one wants it. Story of my life! :tissue:

[BriarFox]

It's the sports car in the window at the dealership. It's nice to ogle, but the wife would kill you.

[Jhynnifer]

It's the sports car in the window at the dealership. It's nice to ogle, but the wife would kill you.

Wife won't know what you don't tell her. =p

[SHAFT]

It's the sports car in the window at the dealership. It's nice to ogle, but the wife would kill you.

Who says she has to know? If she finds out, lie!

[Jhynnifer]

I've had a couple of bites but this bow is still available!

[Mindl]

You taking crypto (Ethereum/BTC)?

[Jhynnifer]

Nope.

[Methais]

What about Dairy Queen coupons?

[poison_Owns]

Or a briefcase of IOUs

[Gelston]

She accepts sand dollars in a one per dollar trade, must be unbroken with no chips and larger than a 50 cent coin.

[Methais]

How about weed and/or two cheeseburgers?

[Jhynnifer]

It'd have to be at least a 1:1 ration of ounces there, so there's enough burger to handle the weed munchies.

[poison_Owns]

1 ounce of weed and a 1 ounce burger for the bow? Done.

[Methais]

It'd have to be at least a 1:1 ration of ounces there, so there's enough burger to handle the weed munchies.

http://weedmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/wyd-after-smoking-this-minibong.jpg

[SHAFT]

Nope.

You probably should. You call sell the ETH or BTC immediately or hold some.

[Jhynnifer]

You probably should. You call sell the ETH or BTC immediately or hold some.

Nope, nope, nope. I'd have to do more research than I have time/am willing to do in order to sell it for any cryptocurrency. I'd rather keep it and use it 1-2 a week and wait for someone to offer me cash. Just personal preference! =)

[Methais]

Someone offering crypto currency could just as easily convert it to cash and then buy the bow the normal way if they really wanted it.

[audioserf]

Yeah as ironic as this is to say about GSIV items I'd never go through the hassle of accepting Internet FunBux for an item. USD or go home.

[SHAFT]

Nope, nope, nope. I'd have to do more research than I have time/am willing to do in order to sell it for any cryptocurrency. I'd rather keep it and use it 1-2 a week and wait for someone to offer me cash. Just personal preference! =)

I hear ya. ETH and BTC are extremely low right now. Pretty much a lock to raise in value over the next few months.

[WRoss]

I hear ya. ETH and BTC are extremely low right now. Pretty much a lock to raise in value over the next few months.

Says the guy who said he invested for $1000 and sold for $2000 when prices were around $10 bucks per BTC

[SHAFT]

Says the guy who said he invested for $1000 and sold for $2000 when prices were around $10 bucks per BTC

That wasn’t me. That was buckwheat.

[Asha]

I hope this isn't too much of a bump, sorry in advance.

I just wanted to ask what TWENTY FIVE services of sighting has done for the weapon. That sounds like it's left the weapon unbelievably overpowered (which is great)

[cwolff]

2.5 points, so top end of "lightly" sighted.


I hope this isn't too much of a bump, sorry in advance.

I just wanted to ask what TWENTY FIVE services of sighting has done for the weapon. That sounds like it's left the weapon unbelievably overpowered (which is great)

I had the same question. Briarfox answered and I'll post it here.

[Asha]

Lightly? That's what you get from 25 sighting services? Ye Gads

[megadeth]

https://gswiki.play.net/WPS_smithy

[Asha]

Perhaps im just not getting it. Hunting down 25 merchants for lightly sighting something seems like a small payoff.

I understand a small addition like that on a legendary item is worth it though. Definitely.

[megadeth]

You can get multiple services at a single merchant. For instance, this past Duskruin you could get as many w/p/s services as you’d like, only limited to having a smithy invite, which was relatively easy to come by, and having enough bloodscrip.

[Methais]

Perhaps im just not getting it. Hunting down 25 merchants for lightly sighting something seems like a small payoff.

I understand a small addition like that on a legendary item is worth it though. Definitely.

The new system is designed to keep the carrot dangling in front of your face literally forever.

[Methais]

Best way to win in the new system is not play and just buy premade ones from the chumps that chased/waited/gouged their eyeballs out for the merchant/fest/scam, when they finally ragequit.

How about a nice game of global thermonuclear war?

[Jhynnifer]

I had the same question. Briarfox answered and I'll post it here.

Right, this was my first time sighting the bow and I had a large leftover pool of BS I didn't plan/want to sell. If I have the same amount of leftover BS and still own the bow during the next DR, I'll take it up to 50 services. =)

[Methais]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/buttspray.gif?w=650

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/buttspray.gif?w=650

[WRoss]

reported

[Jhynnifer]

Random bumping... still available!

[Gelston]

I will give you 30 to 37 pounds of live crawfish.

[Jhynnifer]

I will give you 30 to 37 pounds of live crawfish.

I don't like Crawfish =(

[Methais]

I don't like Crawfish =(

He’ll still give them to you though.

You saying you don’t like crawfish just means you haven’t had Louisiana crawfish done the right way yet. Which is all the more reason you should make this trade before it’s too late!

[Jhynnifer]

Crawfish just creep me out. LOL

[Orthin]

Crawfish just creep me out. LOL

River roaches. I am right there with you

[Methais]

Crawfish just creep me out. LOL

Reported.

[Jhynnifer]

Doop Doop.

[SHAFT]

Man, someone buy this beauty!

[Methais]

Man, someone buy this beauty!

Reported for not buying it.

[Jhynnifer]

burmplestilskin.

[Gelston]

1 cup of froyo

[Methais]

blumpkinforeskin.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hlysht.gif

[Jhynnifer]

1 cup of froyo

huehuehue

[Jhynnifer]

Beep Boop - still up for sale!

[Jhynnifer]

Got a few nibbles, looking for a bite!

[Methais]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/achgen360/t/QksMY8kN.png

[Jhynnifer]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/achgen360/t/QksMY8kN.png

ROFL. TOO SOON, sir.

[Methais]

ROFL. TOO SOON, sir.

https://i.imgur.com/IkvvqmG.png

https://s3.amazonaws.com/achgen360/p/6mgSqeWS.png

[Jhynnifer]

Wat!? Nooo... I'm so confused.

I-I just want to sell my bow. =(

[Methais]

Wat!? Nooo... I'm so confused.

I-I just want to sell my bow. =(

I'll buy* it!

*just not for that much :|

[SHAFT]

Someone offering crypto currency could just as easily convert it to cash and then buy the bow the normal way if they really wanted it.

Taxes

[Amerek]

Taxes

http://i.imgur.com/EqQOTR9.gif

[Methais]

Taxes

I doubt the seller wants to pay the taxes either.


http://i.imgur.com/EqQOTR9.gif

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hlysht.gif

[SHAFT]

I doubt the seller wants to pay the taxes either.



http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hlysht.gif

No one asked you.

[Methais]

No one asked you.

Everyone but you asked me.

[Jhynnifer]

Le bump! Finally getting a bite. :spin2:

I also added the pricing to get the next 25 services on it, if people are interested in that. I pulled it for another potential buyer.

[Jhynnifer]

le bump - one day left!

[Astray]

This bow is fantastic.

[Jhynnifer]

SOLD AND DELIVERED!

[Pereus]

Took ya long enough ;). Congrats on the sale and to the new owner.

[Jhynnifer]

Took ya long enough ;). Congrats on the sale and to the new owner.

Haha, hard to push a sale when you're barely ever logging in. =p

Now to sell 8500 pp!