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Maylan
10-12-2017, 05:15 PM
a soft blue woven linen kaftan 200k to Char SOLD!



Bidding will go Once - Twice - Sold.

It has a bonus of +25 from a normal kaftan.
You determine that it is moderately resistant to slashing attacks and slightly vulnerable to crushing attacks.
Weighs 8 pounds.

Analyze
You analyze your woven linen kaftan and sense that the item is free from merchant alteration restrictions.

You might be able to have a talented merchant lighten the woven linen kaftan for you.

Inspect
Your careful inspection of a soft blue woven linen kaftan allows you to conclude that it is cloth armor that covers the torso only.

You determine that you could wear the kaftan around your chest. The kaftan appears to serve some purpose.

It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of cloth.

What the fuck is a kaftan?
http://ohjoy.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c6a0853ef01bb0930c9e6970d-pi
It's a motherfucking KITE DRESS!
Wrathbringer
10-12-2017, 05:27 PM
That's a t5 huh? Sorry about your luck.
Maylan
10-12-2017, 05:30 PM
That's a t5 huh? Sorry about your luck.

You got something against flying squirrels, mister??? Don't mock the kaftan, you will hurt its feelings.
superb_owl
10-12-2017, 06:10 PM
https://www.thecut.com/2014/05/how-to-get-your-body-caftan-ready-for-summer.html

...sorry, I have nothing to contribute but my love of caftans
Maylan
10-12-2017, 07:32 PM
https://www.thecut.com/2014/05/how-to-get-your-body-caftan-ready-for-summer.html

...sorry, I have nothing to contribute but my love of caftans

From your link:

"1. Select a caftan of your chosen gauge and length. Stroke its gauzy fabric and whisper into its folds.

2. Let your flesh settle into the crevices of your comfortable, comfortable caftan.

3. Crumbs? Let them fall where they may, swaddled in your caftan.

4. Throw out your razor.

5. Throw out your bra.

6. Throw out the aloe vera lotion you bought last summer. You will not be getting sunburned this summer.

7. Release your inhibitions. Feel the rain on your skin."

Wooooooooooooooooooooooow now I want a kaftan.
Erous
10-12-2017, 07:52 PM
Now, photoshop your Kaftan onto your electrified cat.
Maylan
10-13-2017, 12:59 PM
Reduced MB, bump bumping. You know you want a kaftan. It's the perfect shopping attire.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/30/239D3E3D00000578-2854828-image-49_1417359103386.jpg
Char
10-13-2017, 08:42 PM
That's a t5 huh? Sorry about your luck.

I have a fat caster who would love this---freedom of movement! Seriously, I'll go the min bid!
Maylan
10-13-2017, 09:30 PM
I have a fat caster who would love this---freedom of movement! 500K

Don't you toy with me! Look away as I cry into the plentiful folds of my kaftan.
Char
10-13-2017, 10:47 PM
Don't you toy with me! Look away as I cry into the plentiful folds of my kaftan.

not bein anything about you---just my poor caster finds those light leathers a bit, um, restrictive! I think she'll love a bit more room!
Maylan
10-13-2017, 10:59 PM
Okay I thought your 500k bid was a joke, and it appears you've since edited it to the MB, so I'm a little confused lol. 100k to Char going once?
Wakahashi
10-13-2017, 11:01 PM
125k for the flying squirrel experience.
Char
10-14-2017, 12:05 AM
Okay I thought your 500k bid was a joke, and it appears you've since edited it to the MB, so I'm a little confused lol. 100k to Char going once?

200 for the squirrel arms! I always wanted a toon that looked like me!
Maylan
10-14-2017, 02:37 AM
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