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crazymage
01-16-2005, 08:42 PM
patriots just bitch slapped the colts, and continued to show manning who his fucking daddy IS

01-16-2005, 08:44 PM
FUCKING PWNED!!!!11111111

- Arkans

crazymage
01-16-2005, 08:52 PM
person who makes the best caption decided by me will get 500k from gsauctions.com

TheRoseLady
01-16-2005, 08:57 PM
Post em here or U2U'em?

Hulkein
01-16-2005, 08:57 PM
I know it shrinks in the cold, but wtf are my balls?

Hulkein
01-16-2005, 08:58 PM
That's my caption, btw.

crazymage
01-16-2005, 08:59 PM
actually, email them to sergey@gsauctions.com im gonna try to get it put up on gsauctions.com, feel free to post them but only ones recieved by email will count

[Edited on 1-17-2005 by crazymage]

TheRoseLady
01-16-2005, 09:02 PM
Okay I'll post it here.

Watch out where the Colts go, don't you eat that yellow snow.

Artha
01-16-2005, 09:04 PM
Everyone he picked on in High School gets their revenge by seeing him cry on national TV. This should give heart to nerds everywhere.

Soulpieced
01-16-2005, 09:05 PM
Leading the NFL in passing yards, passer rating, and TD's: Awesome
Being the first Colts player to win the league MVP: Amazing Feat
Throwing 49 TD passes in a single season: Record Breaking
Being compared to the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time: Career-making

Losing for the second straight year in the playoffs to the Patriots, and the third time in 3 years: Priceless

01-16-2005, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by crazymage
person who makes the best caption decided by me will get 500k from gsauctions.com

go Yankees.

crazymage
01-16-2005, 09:08 PM
Dont forget to e-mail them, i'll decide by kickoff of when they beat the steelers.

Makkah
01-16-2005, 09:22 PM
what a douche




PS: edited to add "fuck archie, eli, and peyton"

[Edited on 1-17-2005 by Makkah]

Vixen
01-16-2005, 10:38 PM
I am so thrilled they stuffed it to Manning after hearing about his ass all frikking week long...
I'm still going to have Teddy Bruschi's babies.....

J

crazymage
01-16-2005, 10:42 PM
he keeps it up , i'll have his babies.

crazymage
01-17-2005, 03:27 AM
http://www.gsauctions.com/contest.asp

Souzy
01-17-2005, 05:23 AM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell

Originally posted by crazymage
person who makes the best caption decided by me will get 500k from gsauctions.com

go Yankees.

I have a t-shirt that says, "Real Women don't date Yankee's fans" lolz. Anyway, the game was great. I made my friends watch it, even though they're not into football, go Pat's!

AnticorRifling
01-17-2005, 09:14 AM
Here's a quote for you:

I hope the patriots' bus crashes and kills them and a group of kids on a field trip.


Granted we did play like shit but I haven't seen that much holding since Tayre and Snapp went to a scary movie. Although I don't think it would have changed the outcome it was just pissing me off that in every replay I see some pat playing grab ass instead of blocking. I hope they get the ever living shit beat out of them and hopefully next year you bitches will come inside and play. Then you'll only have 11 on the field instead of 11 + old man fucking winter.

Parkbandit
01-17-2005, 09:19 AM
Wow. I was impressed with all the looks the Patriots' defense was showing Manning. He never looked comfortable.

Kudos to Belichick.. best coach in the game.

DeV
01-17-2005, 10:04 AM
Yay Eagles! And what a fucking show the Patriots put on. Looked like some lost puppies out there on the field.

crazymage
01-17-2005, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Here's a quote for you:

I hope the patriots' bus crashes and kills them and a group of kids on a field trip.


Granted we did play like shit but I haven't seen that much holding since Tayre and Snapp went to a scary movie. Although I don't think it would have changed the outcome it was just pissing me off that in every replay I see some pat playing grab ass instead of blocking. I hope they get the ever living shit beat out of them and hopefully next year you bitches will come inside and play. Then you'll only have 11 on the field instead of 11 + old man fucking winter.

It's ok to be bitter, maybe one day manning will grow a set and beat a team he has to.

Parkbandit
01-17-2005, 03:38 PM
[i]Originally posted by crazymage
It's ok to be bitter, maybe one day manning will grow a set and beat a team he has to.

I so win

crazymage
01-17-2005, 04:12 PM
quoting me = auto disqualification.

Alarke
01-17-2005, 05:13 PM
It's okay though, just give the steelers and Roethlisberger a better team to bitchslap next week.

Alarke
01-17-2005, 05:14 PM
I also find it humerous I went to Miami of Ohio and watched him play there for 3 years... still follow him at Pitt, and still have no freaking idea how to spell his last name.

Scott
01-17-2005, 05:41 PM
Roethlisberger is a joke....... The Steelers will not win this year.

Hulkein
01-17-2005, 06:32 PM
Worthlessberger barely beat the Jets...

I hope they lose.

Alarke
01-17-2005, 06:54 PM
Worthless at 14-0 as a starter? I think any team would be a little bit more than overjoyed to see that production out of a rookie, whether they have a great line and receiving core or not.

Scott
01-17-2005, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Alarke
Worthless at 14-0 as a starter? I think any team would be a little bit more than overjoyed to see that production out of a rookie, whether they have a great line and receiving core or not.

He's nothing special. He's a below average QB this year in my opinion. Yes, he's had a good rookie season, but honestly what is so special about what he's done?

Lets see, he throws for like 175 YPG.
He has 11 INT's for only 295 attempts.
He has a line to protect him that allows a shitty RB (the Bus) to look decent.
Every defense that plays against the Steelers are looking for a run on every down.
He's surrounded by good WR's.
His defense allows 16 PPG.

He's a rookie, a decent rookie but nothing more. Throw almost any QB in there with the same playing style and they'd probably do the same thing. He's done nothing special in terms of HIS play.

Alarke
01-17-2005, 07:25 PM
If you ever actually watch him play you'll see that he'll clearly mature into the roll of quarterback very very nicely and be one of the better QBs in the game. Im not saying of all time, or that he's some prodigy, but he'll be a high quality QB for his team.

Latrinsorm
01-17-2005, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Scott
He's nothing special. He's a below average QB this year in my opinion. Yes, he's had a good rookie season, but honestly what is so special about what he's done?I agree he's not spectacular, but they showed a yards/attempt stat before the game, and only Peyton Manning's was higher. Culpepper and McNabb were lower than him.

Hulkein
01-17-2005, 09:48 PM
That because McNabb and Culpepper throw more.

He's a good rookie, but he's not the second coming of Marino like the media hypes him to be.

peam
01-17-2005, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Scott
He has a line to protect him that allows a shitty RB (the Bus) to look decent.


El Oh El.

I'd say more than a few teams would've given up their starting RB, if they could have the Bus in the backfield.

987 total yards and 13 TDs? Not too bad for a man in his 13th NFL season.

Scott
01-18-2005, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by peam

Originally posted by Scott
He has a line to protect him that allows a shitty RB (the Bus) to look decent.


El Oh El.

I'd say more than a few teams would've given up their starting RB, if they could have the Bus in the backfield.

987 total yards and 13 TDs? Not too bad for a man in his 13th NFL season.

Arizona might take him, Emmit Smith may lose his jobs. It's a tossup though, I'd have to flip a coin.

Yeah, 935 yards with a O-line that would allow Mini me to rush for 1000 yards. The Bus is laughable. His first 7 TD's were run up the field by Duce to the 1 yard line. His stats are laughable, which is sad because his numbers actually make him look better.

Parkbandit
01-18-2005, 09:38 AM
You could say that about any good RB really. Look at Priest Holmes.. is he really that good or it his offensive line? I would say that Blaylock and Johnson looked like superstars behind that same line.

Don't get on the Bus because he had a good year. He's a talented runner who is in the twilight of his career. What is he.. 5th all time in rushing? That's nothing to sneeze at.